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"For thousands of years, I have been running this establishment in peace. Sadly I had to go out of business for that pointless war but afterward I opened it back up and I've had nothing but good business. I just want you to know that I will die for this bar and if I have to kill you for it I will. Understood?" Standing in front of the on world extraterrestrial is a triangular yellow demon.
"Yeah, yeah I got you, Robbie. Yesh, I just came here to have a drink with an old pal and you throwing out all those threats... I LOVE IT! So what's happening, Robbie? How's life? How's Barbra?"
"Dead."
"Man really? That just sucks. Well, you know the saying. You win some you lose some." The alien just rolled his eyes at Bill's comment. He could feel his blood boiling in his anger turning his usual blue skin into a purple color with the color mix.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't get angry at me. Just remember the happy times."
"Happy times?! You took me to this terrible world from my home planet when I was just a kid from my home Creatoria."
"So what. I mean you just said you loved this bar that you have."
"Because it's the only thing I have you demonic prick." At this point, Robbie is yelling right in Bill's face accidentally causing spit to fall on his face. Bill whipped it with his finger with disgust.
"Look Robbie. I didn't actually come here just to see you as a friend. I need some help."
"Of course, you do," says Robbie with an eye roll. "And how are you here? I heard that you were trapped in a boy's body?" Bill's eye becomes enlarged in surprise.
"How do you know about that?"
"The real question is why wouldn't I know. Almost every demon on Earth knows about you and him. I just don't know why you are with that boy. Does he have you on a leash?"
"No, No, no. I can leave him whenever I want but I'm making him believe that I can't. I have him thinking that I went to a deep part of his mind and that I won't be talking to him for a while, which I won't. I have a physical body and all but I need the boy for a while. You understand? But I let him keep my powers even when I am gone."
"I really don't care. All I care is when I see that you are out of my bar so I want you to tell me what you want so you can leave." Bill stares at him.
"Robbie, if I had a mouth you would see my smile. Why so serious my friend... Well OK, so I need you to get someone from me off-world."
"I don't smuggle people anymore."
"No, not smuggle... Well actually maybe some smuggling but it's more like a rescue mission then smuggling."
"This guy must be important that he got the attention of you, Bill."
"He's no one great. Someone great wouldn't get himself captured. *Gulp*. But he is the son of my old friend and I need him in some plans I have in the future so I really want you to get him."
"Let me think about it.…. No! I don't even know the guy who I'm going to save." Robbie turns around to wipe a couple of glasses.
"You don't need to. All you need to know is that I will give you 10 demonic cards." Robbie put down the glass he was wiping.
"10 huh? Now I really need to know this guy I'm saving. Must be a big deal for 10 demonic cards."
"Ughhh! Fine Robbie. Before I tell you though are you sure we are alone in here?" Robbie looked around. As soon as Bill first contacted him that he would be coming he cleared the whole bar but he knew there could always be spies.
"Let's go down to my study." Robbie leads them to a stairwell heading downs to a door with a bulky metal lock. Robbie dug in his mouth and pulled out a key and opened the door. Once they were inside and alone Bill spoke up.
"I received contact from one of my own spies telling me that a gang leader of you old homeworld, Creatoria, has been taken prisoner the son of Tension Vandictilion Bull. You remember him right?"
"Of course, I remember him. Strongest guy I know. Well knew."
"Yeah well so is his son, which is what I like to infer. If I have him on my team I think I can get some of the Bullian armies with me as well." Robbie shook his head looking down to the ground.
"An army? You want an army? Let me guess... War. Yeah, you want war, and apparently you think that I want a war too because you're asking me to help you get a guy who can start an army for you."
"Yes."
"And why would I do that. So I can see everything that I've bit crumble? So more death can reign on this innocent world."
"Innocent? Innocent?! This world is a lot of things Robbie but innocent is not one of them. You of all people should know that. I mean look at you, you have no tail. Those humans cut it off to eat it as a royal delicacy. You call that innocent?"
"I call it ignorance and I think you fit that category just fine."
"I know a lot more than you think. I was trapped in the 2-D universe for millions of years, always yearning to come to earth. I saw what you guys had here. True freedom. I wanted it so bad, but sadly my dad never allowed it. I was royalty and earth was a rebel planet. What business would I have there? Well for every day that I spent in the 2-D universe I read a book that taught me and millions of books are a lot. So I know things."
Robbie stood up and bared his teeth in hateful anger not even flinching Bill one bit but caused him to approach him even closer than where he was.
"You may know but you understand nothing."
"You're right. I don't understand. I don't understand why you don't want to fight."
"I need not fight the humans. They don't know anything about my presence and I want to keep it that way."
"I'm not fighting humans you lizard."
"Then tell me, Bill. Who are you fighting."
"That is none of your concern, but I will tell you that the enemy is tough and there will be human casualties when we battle."
"Of course, there are casualties. There was when I was fighting that bloody war way back and there always will be."
"You know Robbie in a way I'm saving the humans. At least I'm stopping such a major genocide from happening."
Robbie looks at him with disgust and turns and walks over to the left where there was a beautifully decorated table of a china set of plates and cups. He grabs a hold of a bottle covered in gold with diamonds and pours a small amount of a liquid inside of it taking a sip of it, being that it was all he needed to do to finish the drink.
"Mmmm. You know I just love human beer and their wines and their other drinks. I like it so much that I made my own and this right here is my most amazing batch yet. Sadly I lost the recipe so I just take a little sip of it every now and then. It's an efficient way of drinking is seeing how it lasted for over 1000 years. Anyway, my point is that this is mine and I want to protect what's mine forever. So if getting this kid is gonna help maybe I should get him. But you know what Bill. I'm just starting to realize how you love to s*** on me."
There's a deep silence in the room that makes Bill serious. "I have done no such thing."
"Oh really? So tell me, why am I going on this mission anyway huh? Why could you call R.L.F or any other of you big friends."
"Because I trust you more than them."
*CHHH* Robbie sucks his teeth loudly. "Bull****. I'll tell you why. It's because I'm disposable and you know it."
"Ugh, not this again."
"What you mean not again. I'm just bringing up a fact that needs to be said."
"I don't careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Are you going to do the job or not. You need those demonic cards anyways." Robbie turns away from Bill and takes one more sip from the drink.
"I'll do the mission but after this never talk to me again. If you do I will kill you."
"HAHA! I love your humor." And with a snap of his fingers, Bill snaps his fingers and a portal appears. "Now if you would excuse me, I have business to attend to." He disappears into the portal leaving Robbie there alone.
"Yeah, apparently so do I know." Robbie walks across the room to a cabinet and opens it to reveal an armor. "I'm guessing I'm going to be wearing this a lot."
- Chapter end
If you confused with anything reread the blast to the past story arc. It talks about a lot of the names.