I solemnly swear I will now update day by day until I finish this. if i don't, feel free, to leave an angry flame. At least I'll be warm. By the way, who else is now a Sherlock BBC lover? R&E&R

I saw Malfoy as he passed by me in the corridor, and grinned to myself, with a lovely, creepy, broken record like tune playing in my head, "Must... Annoy... Malfoy..."

So, I simply must obey that little voice. It would take over the world if I didn't. I followed Malfoy, grinning like the Chesire cat. I forgot to be stealthy, and he turned within two seconds of my tailing.

I continued to smile at him, staring vacantly. Slowly, he started to back away. This, however, made mre grin even more in his direction, which obviously didn't seem to please him much. Or put him at ease for that matter.

He turned tail and quickly tried to weave through the crowd. Maintaining an awfully calm and poised pace, I continued to display my pearly whites at him, not blinking, and followed steadily.

Malfoy eventually had to stop. He turned to see if I was still being creepy behind him, and nearly screamed at my even largere grin.

I was ust smiling, I swear. That is, until, I realized Malfoy was rooted to the spot, and I decided to scare him back into his senses.

"AGH!", I stopped smiling and snarledat him, moving suddenly.

"ALICE!", yes, he was back into his rightful senses.

"My work here is done!", I bowed to an imaginary crowd and apparated before he could lunge and try to kill me out of my senses.