Ask a Bad Toucher

by Antonia Stark-Bondevik

Yes, they've finally pressured me into asking for material. Ask the Bad Touch Trio anything...and make them do some dares? Please? Dangerous dares...at least enough to stop them from annoying me. T for whatever people write in. Oh yeah, and dare Prussia to admit who he likes, too...

21. Russia 7

Igi paled once more.

"Boys-um, I mean, girls, new letter from Russia."

I hate Poland. Don't you?
Da.
I have a solution.
All of you go murder Poland in the most painful way possible. Have fun
до свидания,
Russia

"Isn't that your thing, Russia?" Alexie asked. She happened to be there because her dog likes to play with Igi's.

"Ja," Fem!Prussia said. "It usually is. But I'm not opposed to annoying Poland."

"Murder Poland?" Fem!France said. "I like Poland. Sometimes."

Fem!Spain was not listening.

"Fine," Igi said, sighing. "Alexie, you can go take care of it. Go."

So they sent the crazy Russian to deal with it. But she got lost and so, after a full day, everyone just gave up on ever finding Poland, because he was all 00-Ninja.

A/N: I know, lame. I'm just STRESSED. New School soon. :(