Prompt: Never Again
Sakura stared at the burnt mess in the pan.
"How did this happen?" She cried.
Orochimaru peered down at the remnants of...something.
"Eggs?" He guessed.
"No," she said sadly. "A cake."
Who on earth makes cake in a frying pan? He wondered to himself.
"It looks delicious," he said out loud, trying not to laugh. She turned her glare to him.
"Are you making fun of me?" She asked, her tone dangerous. "You're going to eat it!"
He started backing away, and she leapt forward and stuffed it in his mouth.
Orochimaru gagged.
Sakura smiled sweetly. "That'll teach you."