Thursday we had to drive to Florida. Actually, we rode about three different buses. It took us about 13 hours altogether and Randy was starting to get cranky. Yes, cranky. I didn't think he could get cranky, but boy was I proven wrong.
"Why aren't we there yet? I'm so fucking cramped! And hungry."
"You know, Randy, I have some Midol if you need it," I told him, making John laugh and Randy glare.
"Good one, Evee." I smiled at him and went back to looking out the window. When we reached the Florida border, it felt warmer and sunnier than Georgia. Maybe it's a Florida thing. The bus stopped at the airport so we could get a car. John picked it out, so you know what that means.
"A sports car? C'mon John, seriously," Randy groaned.
"Hey, at least this one has enough seats." John got in and revved the engine. Vroom vroom. "Sweet!" I just laughed and sat in the passenger seat. Randy got in the back before John drove off. We drove for a while then pulled in Torrie's driveway.
"Torrie!" I yelled when she came rushing out of the house.
"Evee! I missed you so much!" She hugged me tightly, which made me drop my bags. I hugged her back.
"I missed you too. I'm so glad we can hang out with everyone for a little bit." Torrie let go and helped with some bags. When I went inside, my jaw dropped. "Your house is so nice!"
"I know! When I first found it, I didn't want to let it go." In the living room, Dave was sitting with Pepsi and Adam.
"Davey!" I squealed. I dropped my bags, again, and jumped on him, partly landing on Pepsi as well.
"Ow! Watch it Evee," he said. I pulled him in a hug too.
"I missed you two!" I kissed both their cheeks and squeezed them tightly.
"I missed you too, Evee. We get to hang out for a bit now." I nodded and tended to my bags again. Torrie led John, Randy and me to the main bedroom, where we'd be sleeping; the three of us.
"So, you're forcing us to sleep together?" I said dropping my bags as Randy jumped on the bed. John was standing next to me while Torrie was heading out the door.
"I don't think you'd want to sleep with Dave and Chris [Masters] and Jeff and Ken-"
"Okay! But I would share a bed with Dave and Ken. They're awesome." John was about to argue but I laughed. "I'm kidding Johnny boy. You're my favorite to sleep with, compared to Randy. He takes up all the space."
"I do not," he said. Torrie and I laughed. Torrie and John went back downstairs to hang out and watch for other superstars. I jumped on the bed on the other side of Randy.
"You do too." I kissed his cheek and wrapped an arm around him. "I always sleep in the middle, so I only get so much. Plus a lot of touching. Don't get me started on that."
"What? It's not our fault we love you. But I love you the most." Randy kissed my forehead. We lay like that for a little bit until John came up.
"Hey, Evee. Whoa! Hey, you're leaving me out of the bubble?" I laughed and motioned for him to come lay down. He lay down next to me and took my waist.
"John, you ruined the moment."
"What moment?" John and I asked at the same time.
"Nothing," he laughed.
"So, anyone else show up yet?" I felt John shake his head so I huffed and muttered, "When will they get here? They take too long."
"They'll be here soon, they just sleep in," John said, tightening his grip. "I'd be doing the same thing right now. Right Randy?" All he got in response was ZZZZZZ.
"Hey, Evee," Shawn said, coming up next to me.
"Hey, Shawn. What's up?"
"Hunter's playing hide-and-seek. I can't find him," he grumbled, looking under a table. I raised an eyebrow.
"Hunter hates the game. Why would he be hiding?"
"Who's hiding?" he asked, walking to us with a cup of water in hand. There was a girl giggling and walking out of the same room he walked out of.
"Thirsty?" I asked, putting my hands on my hips.
"A little." He and Shawn left while I was stretching. Then John came by.
"Hey, Evelyn. I have a match tonight against Lashley, think you can come out with me?" he asked with a little half smile.
"Of course, John. Want me to wear anything specific?"
"After your match you can change into something nice. Doesn't matter."
"Okay." Our gaze stayed until he turned the corner.
"Hey Evee." I turned around and came face to face with Randy Orton. "I wanted to wish you luck in your match tonight. I hope you win." I didn't say anything but nodded. He just smiled (yes smiled, not smirked) and kissed my cheek, leaving me in silence.
"That was weird."
I went back into the women's locker room where Torrie was strapping her knee pads on.
"Hey, Torrie. You have a match tonight?" She looked at me funny.
"Yeah, I'm facing you remember?" My eyes must've gotten really wide because they started to water. Torrie laughed.
"No..." She hugged me and sat back down, snickering to herself.
"Seriously, Evee, sometimes I wonder about you. But yeah, and Randy's supposed to come out when you win. They're starting the storyline soon."
"Where the hell have I been? Are people meeting behind my back and leaving me out?" I yelled. I was about to rip my hair out. I asked Coach for a script, he said he didn't have one for me. "I'll be back." I stalked out of the locker room and headed back to find Coach's office thingy. When I found it I knocked, heard 'come in', and pushed the door open with unnecessary force. A camera was there.
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"Why are you lying to me? You said-" I stopped myself when I noticed the camera. "You said John was looking for me! I go all around to try and find him and he doesn't need to see me!"
"Hey, Evelyn, sorry about that. I had that troublemaker stuck in my head. I meant to say Randy and Edge. They have a big announcement to make tonight and they're facing DX together. Something about getting upset with them."
"If they hate DX, shouldn't they hate me as well?" Coach shrugged.
"Maybe they think you aren't a lost cause and will go to their side. Ever see that icon "come to the dark side, we have cookies"? Well, maybe they have something better than cookies." I simply laughed.
"Coach, you're funny. Seriously."
The camera guy left.
"Why don't I have a script? I was told I'm in a storyline, so where is it?"
"We're not giving you a script, John, Randy and you are going to go over their scripts, so you'll be going on pure emotion. Just, whoever wins gets you. Don't take sides until I tell you."
"But, if Randy's attacking DX, then I'm supposed to hate him."
"You not going to understand why, but you will see him as...well...different."
"That doesn't make sense."
"I know, but you'll see."
I wore a black halter top and shorts for my match with Torrie.
When my theme played, I gave Torrie the thumbs up and walked down to the ring. Jumping around, slapping the fan's hands. I jumped onto the apron and waved to everyone. I couldn't believe it. This was my first time wrestling on tv in almost a year. At least I win. Torrie came out with Chloe, which I thought was the stupidest thing ever. I mean, I know Torrie's love for dogs, but why bring one to a ring? Anyways, I smiled at her, since this match is going to be respectful. She handed off Chloe and got into the ring, smiling at me. I shook her hand and got some cheers from the crowd. We grappled and she got me in a headlock. I picked her up and dropped her onto her back to make her let go. She got up quickly and we grappled again, but this time I did a takedown arm drag and held her arm in that position. Then music started up. "HEY!" resonated throughout the arena and Randy walked down the ramp. Torrie was perplexed and I covered her quickly. Her reaction time was slow, so 1, 2, 3!
"Your winner! EVELYN!" Lilian yelled. Whoa that was quick. Randy started clapping, while I helped Torrie up, keeping my eyes on him. He walked around the ring and took Lilians' mic.
"Hey, Evee. I have a proposition for you. Why don't you quit DX and join me and Edge?"
"Huh?" Then "You think you know me" started and I turned around to Edge walking out of the smoke. I wondered where Lita was. Edge stepped into the ring and Randy followed suit.
"Hey there...Evelyn. Did you hear? Randy and I have made a tag team, Rated RKO. We'll give you until the end of tonight to give us your answer. To make a point..." Edge nodded to Randy and Randy RKO'd poor Torrie. I rushed to her side as Edge and Randy got out of the ring, watching us while they walked up the ramp.
Bastards.
"Did you hear? What they did to Torrie and said to me?" I asked Shawn and Hunter, cameras recording us.
"Yeah, I heard. Who do they think they are?" Hunter said, crossing his arms in front of him and leaning against the wall.
"That jerk! How dare he! I'll-" I grabbed Shawn before he could rush over to some random techie and sweet chin music him.
"Whoa, Shawnie. Maybe we can use this to our advantage. I could be a spy, they'll have to tell me their plans then I can relay them to you. You'll be aware of everything that happens." Cheers from the crowd could be heard. "Plus, I get this vibe from Randy, I think he likes me."
"Yeah...yeah we could do that. After you go out with John, you could give Orton your answer then."
"I'll-"
"SHAWN!"
After, I went to John's locker room since I had nothing else to do. I also had my bag, so I thought I'd change in his bathroom. I walked by Edge's locker room and found him by himself, no Lita. I got to John's and walked in.
"Hey Johnny boy," I greeted, smiling at him. He was tying his shoelaces and had his back to me. I got in behind him and hugged his waist.
"Whoa! Can it wait? I have all night tonight." I pulled away in disgust and John laughed. He hugged me facing him and sighed. "You're hair smells nice."
"Well, I didn't break a sweat with my match, so yeah. Wanna choose what I'm wearing?" He chose a tube top with a belt and a small black leather skirt with heeled boots.
I changed then headed out to the ramp with John. His music played, and we went out. John all smiles, watching me wave to everyone and hug some fans. John did the same, except the hugging part, and we walked down to the ring. Then Lashley's music came on and he did his entrance. John took his hat and shirt off, handing them to me, and kissed my cheek.
"Give the hat and shirt away for me," he said as I slipped out of the ring. I found this cute little boy wearing a chaingang hat. I smiled and gave him the shirt. Then I found this teenage girl with a poster saying "John Cena! MARRY ME!" so I gave her the hat.
"OMG! Thank you so much!"
"You're very welcome!" While I was doing this, the match started. Seeing as to how I had confidence in John's ability, I didn't have to worry about distracting the ref too much. I hit the mat when Lashley had him in a headlock to get him pumped, and got the crowd going as well. When, of course, John won, I clapped like crazy and went to John's side to raise his hand in victory.
"Job well done," I said smiling at him. He hugged me with a laugh and continued to hold my hand. As we walked in back, cameras following, Randy and Edge appeared:
"Hey. So, did you think of the right answer?" Randy asked.
"You know what, I did."
"Well?"
"I've decided to." John looked at me with confusion etched in his face. "See ya later John."
"You know, I don't have a script, so I can do whatever I want until then. If I wanna be a spy for Hunter and Shawn, I can. If I wanna make a pact with them to continue heading out with you, I can ask. Since Randy is so in love with me, I'll go to him to ask," I said back at Torrie's house.
"Well, you'll need to come up with a good explanation, because I'm calling you out first thing next week," John informed, reading his new script. They write around me, how sweet. He was lying down on the bed while I was in the bathroom changing into pjs. I had the door open so I can talk to him.
"Well, I'll be able to tell you the truth backstage where there is a camera in our noses."
"True." I got out of the bathroom and jumped on the bed next to John.
"Who are you wrestling? Lashley? Or someone else?"
"Lashley. Can you believe it? Why can't we fight someone else? Nothing against Bobby."
"Well, you are in a feud. It's common sense that you two fight." I rolled my eyes at John, which made him grab my waist and pull me to the bed.
"Don't talk to me like I'm stupid."
"You are stupid," I said in defiance. He glared at me and started to tickle me. He ended up climbing on top of me to pin me down. He also pinned my arms down so I wouldn't move.
"I am not, so take that back." I turned my face away from him and to the door, pretending to ignore him. "Do you know what I can do to you?"
"I can only imagine." I rolled my eyes again.
"Really?" He was about to kiss my cheek when the door opened. Torrie.
"Oops! Didn't mean to interrupt! I'll come back later." She shut the door.
"Where was I?"
