Twilight: Retarded Edition

Edward: BELLA!

Bella: yes?

Edward: I just wrote another piece for you!

Bella: AWWWWW REALLY?! Can you play it for me?

Edward: Course i can!

Edward points to the ceiling. Spotlights come out of no where.

Edward spins around Micahel Jackson style. When he stops spinning, he's wearing a strip suit with a hat cocked to the side.

Me: .............................................................................................................

Michael Jackson's you rock my world song starts playing.

Me: No way....

Edward: Way

Ho...oh...

My life will never be the same
Cause girl, you came and changed
The way I walk
The way I talk

Me: *MOUTH FALLS TO GROUND*

I cannot explain the things I feel for you
But girl, you know it s true
Stay with me, fulfill my dreams
And I ll be all you ll need

Back up singers/dancers appear out of no where.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels so right (Girl)
I ve searched for the perfect love all my life (All my
life)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels like I (Like I)
Have finally found her perfect love is mine (See, I
finally found, come on, girl)

Everyone comes into living room, that has currently became a concert hall.

You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I m gonna give (You rocked my world)
And there ain t nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Girl)
And everything I m gonna give (I want you, girl)
And there ain t nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine

In time I knew that love would bring
This happiness to me
I tried to keep my sanity
I waited patiently

Girl, you know it seems
My life is fully complete
Our love is true because of you
You re doin what you do

Oh, oh, oh, oh, who d think that I (Oh)
Have finally found the perfect love I searched for all
my life (Searched for all my life)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, who d think I d find
(Whoa...oh...oh...)
Such a perfect love that s so right (Whoa, girl)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Come on, come
on, come on, come on)
And everything I m gonna give
And there ain t nothing we could find (Girl)
Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)

You rocked my world (You rocked my world), you know
you did
And everything I m gonna give (Girl, girl, girl)
And there ain t nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine (Girl)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Oh)
And everything I m gonna give (You rocked my world)
And there ain t nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine

You rocked my world (Oh...), you know you did
And everything I m gonna give (To rock my world)
And there ain t nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine

Girl, I know that this is love
I felt the magic all in the air
And girl, I ll never get enough
That s why I always have to have you here, hoo

You rocked my world (You rocked my world), you know
you did
And everything I m gonna give (Look what you did to
me, baby, yeah)
And there ain t nothing (Yeah, yeah) we could find
Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Know you did,
baby)
And everything I m gonna give ( Cause you rocked my
world)
And there ain t nothing we could find (Hoo, hoo)
Someone like you to call mine

Edward breaks out dancing along with his back up dancers.

(You rocked my world)
You rocked my world, you know you did
(The way you talk to me, the way you re lovin me)
(The way you give it to me)

You rocked my world, you know you did
(Give it to me)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah...yeah...ooh)
You rocked my world (You rocked my world), you know
you did
(You rocked my world, you rocked my world)

(Come on, girl) You rocked my world (Come on, girl),
you know you did
(Baby, baby, baby)
And everything I m gonna give
And there ain t nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine

You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I m gonna give
And there ain t nothing we could find
Someone like you to call mine

Edward holds his arm in the air, with his head down as the stage explodes into colors and then fades into black. Dancers/Singers disappear and all that's left is Edward.

Curtains close.

Everyone: O_O.......................................................................*CRICKET SOUNDS*.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Bella: *PASSES OUT*

Everyone but Edward and Bells: O_O..............

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I THINK EDWARD SCARRED EVERYONE FOR LIFE WITH HIS AWESOME NESS. LOL ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSS THANX FOR READING! THIS HAS BEEN........DUN DUN DUN!!!! A TWILIGHT BONUS! PEACE!!!!!

*Explosion of Colors goes off and then clears away. Author is gone.........*