Omakes - Pokémon Loud Version: Kanto
This set is based off Chapter 16 and it's omakes. Let's do this in gusto.
Take 16 – Anything? Detour Then. (Lincoln/Misty)
-Route 2 Entrance To Viridian Forest (12:30 PM)-
"...Well, here we are - the Viridian Forest." said Lincoln as he stared ahead at the large forest in front of him. "So are you ready to head inside?"
"No." replied Misty flatly. "...We're still going in there anyway, aren't we?"
"Yep. We spent three hours getting here and there's no way we're going to turn back now."
"...Yeah, I thought you'd say that." muttered Misty with a disappointed sigh before taking a breath in order to compose herself. "Okay, Misty...you can do this. Just head on in and try to get through that...dark...creepy...bug-filled...damn it, I can't do it!"
Glaring at the redhead in annoyance, Lincoln snaps "What's your problem now? I thought you said you'd be able to deal with going through this place during the day!"
"Look, I'm sorry, okay? I just...I just can't bring myself to go into a place filled with disgusting...filthy...bugs!" replied Misty before giving Lincoln a pleading look. "Please, can't we just take the long way to Pewter City? I'll do anything if it means we don't have to go through the Viridian Forest to get there."
"...Anything, huh?"
With a faint blush on her face as she started to suggestively remove her jacket with a smile, Misty replied "Anything..."
"...Well, since you put it that way..." answered Lincoln with a sly smirk.
-=O=-
-Somewhere on Digglet's Dave (2:30 PM)-
"I should have dealt with the bugs." Misty said walking through the cave.
"It's not too bad." Lincoln said with a smirk.
"You're not the one who's naked in this cave!" Misty screeched.
Aside from her backpack and Pokéballs on her belt, she wore nothing else. Lincoln had her clothes in his bag as apart of their deal.
"A deal's a deal." Lincoln said coolly. "You did take off your jacket when you said anything."
Misty was walking using her arms to cover up.
"Ah ah, no covering up Misty. That was a part of the deal." Lincoln said.
Misty obeyed by putting her arms aside and hoped Lincoln would not notice she was secretly enjoying this. She was biting her lip trying to control herself. Of course, Lincoln and Pikachu smirked seeing Misty shaken and losing a grip on her control.
"Lincoln, showing Misty who's boss." Pikachu thought. "He's showing the makings of a real alpha."
Take 17 – Metahumor Motto
"Sounds like it, James. Perhaps they should..." replied Jessie, only for Meowth to snap "Enough of da dramatics, ya two! We need ta get dis show on da road already!"
After grumbling about Meowth 'ruining their dramatic entrance', Jessie and James leap out of the tree they were sitting in and land on the ground just a few feet away from the three younger Trainers. Seconds later, Meowth jumps out of a bush nearby and joins them.
Glaring at the three Rockets, Lincoln asks "You guys again!? What do you want now?"
"Before we answer your question, I believe that since we haven't met that sword-wielding friend of yours, we need to recite our motto first. After all, it's official organization protocol that we spread the message of Team Rocket to everyone we meet in order to inspire fear." replied Jessie with a sinister smirk before she and James struck a quick pose. "To protect the world from..."
"Don't. Just...don't." interrupted Misty, wincing slightly. "It was bad enough having to hear you guys recite that cringeworthy crap the first time. We really don't need to hear it again."
Breaking out of her pose to point at Misty in anger, the older redhead snarls "Cringeworthy!? How dare you! That's the Team Rocket motto you're talking about!"
"Criminal motto or not, it's still cringeworthy." retorted Misty as she crossed her arms while Lincoln and Pikachu nodded in agreement.
Giving Lincoln a curious glance, Samurai asks "...Does it really sound that awful?"
"It sounds like something they ripped off of some kids' show. Trust me, it's bad."
"I'll take your word for it then."
-CUT!-
The assistant director yelled as the "actors" relaxed from their postures.
"What the hell, Yoshi3000? That was a good take!" "Lincoln" said fuming.
"I know, but apparently, Jessabelle and Jimmy have a contract stating whenever they make a dramatic entrance, they had to sing their motto." Yoshi3000 said. "SilverNugget's arguing with this contract in his office."
"Like hell, I'm listening to it again!" "Lincoln" said irate leaving the set.
"Take 5, everyone!" Yoshi3000 said to the relief of the actors. "And someone get me a mango soda!"
Take 18 – Developments
"Don't you know that it's rude to ask a lady her age, squirt? I thought you knew better than that." retorted Misty, huffing in annoyance. "But if you really must know, I turned twelve just a few months ago."
Surprised at the answer, Lincoln replies "Twelve? No offense, but I thought you were older than that based on how you look."
Giving the white-haired boy a narrow-eyed glare, Misty asks "And just what do you mean by that, huh? Are you trying to imply something?"
"I'm just saying that you look a bit womanly yet still have that youthful glow." Lincoln said trying to appeasing.
"Aw…how sweet." Misty said as her glare softened.
"What's your secret?" Lincoln asked.
"A healthy diet. Most of the food here in the regions are local with a few minor things being imported." Misty remarked.
"Wait, people eat Pokémon?" Lincoln said.
"Yeah." Misty remarked nonchalantly.
-A Few Months Later-
Lincoln eating the local food on the regions managed to grow several inches everywhere. After seeing the effect, it had on Lincoln alone, Lisa made the move to the regions immediately. If Lincoln grew from only a few months, Lisa was imagining what could happen to her in a few years. End result was many health food nuts moving there.
(A/N: Three shorts in rapid secession was rather easy, but I do not feel they are as humorous as my usual work. I do feel I did bring up some interesting points about the Pokémon World in Take 18.)