The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 39 What's So Special About It?

The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors was at their base trying to figure out why Black Nazi wanted Blame Truth's pendant.

"What's so special about it?" ravercozy asked.

"Fuck if I know," Blame Truth said. "This was given to me when I first began writing Fan Fiction by my master, HolyKeyboard, before he died. He just said that it would unlock the keys to the universe."

"Really?" Chewie Cookies asked.

"Or get me some pussy from stupid chicks with how shiny it is, I was good either way."

The rest of the Alliance just clamored amongst each other in agreement until Adngo 714 had an idea.

"I think I know how to find out."

"Please, don't leave us in suspense," Uzumakie said.

"We can go see Sagewriter91, she should know things like this."

"Well, are we gonna stand here bullshitting," asked Morristofoxes. "Or are we going to get down to business?"

"Let's go," Kage Bijuu said. "Maybe she can tell us what happened to the plot in Naruto."

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

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Kakashi was in a meeting with Uzumaki with his wife, Tsunade, at his side and Keiji Namikaze on the topic of their involvement in the Stone Village.

"So, what can you tell me?" Kakashi asked.

"Isamu and Nori only went there to rescue Konohamaru," Keiji said.

Kakashi then looked at Uzumaki for an answer.

"Yeah, we did it," Uzumaki proudly admitted. "And we'd do it again."

Kakashi just hung his head.

"Well, the Stone and Cloud Villages are hot for blood, I'll have to talk to them a…"

"You'll do no such thing," Uzumaki interrupted. "If they try to fuck with us, we'll finish the job. Maybe then they'll know better to fuck with an Uzumaki."

Uzumaki gave Tsunade a smack on the ass and left without saying anything more on the matter.

"What do you think?" Kakashi asked Tsunade who was rubbing her ass from the smack's sting.

"We'd better get ourselves ready because something's going to happen with that idiot, E."

Shoichi was once again caught between Reiko and Akemi as Sora and Hajime watched.

"Listen," Akemi said. "I could break you."

"Go ahead," Reiko challenged. "My father will shut this entire village down if you do."

"Maybe this will teach him how to treat women," Hajime said.

"Just wait until they turn on him," Sora said.

"Hey, wait a minute," Reiko said. "What's the big idea, you running round on me in the first place, Shoichi?"

"And why didn't you tell me about her?" Akemi demanded.

"Uh-oh," Shoichi thought as he saw their faces.

Without another word, he took off through the village with both girls giving chase.

"I've really gotta learn that Flying Thunder God Jutsu," he said as he dipped and dodged the oncoming villagers.

"Get back here, you two timing bastard," they shouted.

Meanwhile, Naruto was at home with Hinata and their parents thinking about what may happen.

"You really can't be blamed," Hiashi said. "Everyone knows that those scoundrels of the Cloud Village are nothing more than villains masquerading as shinobi, they deserve whatever happens to them."

"I can't really say I blame you either," Hinata said. "They had a hand in a lot of ill-will within our clan."

Hiashi looked at Hinata surprised at her comments.

"Naruto introduced me to spitefulness," she admitted.

"There she is," Naruto said with a smile.

"Just the same," Kushina said. "What are you going to do, Hinata?"

"What do you mean, mom?" Naruto asked.

"Well, if the Cloud and Stone Villages retaliates, Hinata is an Uzumaki."

"I'm sure she won't have to get involved," Naruto said.

At that moment, Shoichi came rushing into the house scared out of his mind.

"Don't let them in," he said with fear in his blue pupilless eyes as he found somewhere to hide.

"What the hell's going on?" Naruto asked.

Naruto got his answer as Reiko and Akemi came barging in.

"Excuse me, Lord and Ladies," they said bowing. "Have you seen Shoichi?"

"Yeah, he's hiding in the broom closet," Naruto answered still not knowing what was going on.

"Thank you," they both said with a bow.

Shoichi knew he couldn't run anymore after hearing his father sell him down the river and just came out to face the music.

"Wow, Dad," he said. "I had you pegged as a lot of things but I never figured you for a traitor."

"Who said I was on your side?" Naruto said still confused as he watched Shoichi heading to his doom.

The two girls just followed him out of the door as his parents and grandparents watched wondering what he'd gotten himself into now.

"I wonder if I should be concerned as a parent," Naruto asked himself. "Naah."

At the Academy, Haru and Kiyomi were bored as usual while Iruka instructed them.

"I've already learned all of this," she whispered to Haru.

"Yeah," Haru answered. "Isamu taught this to me last month."

"Maybe you two would like to give the class a demonstration since you seem to have so much information on the topic at hand," Iruka said surprising them with how close he got to them without them noticing.

"What?" Kiyomi asked.

"How'd he do that?" Haru asked.

"You two may be the two top students but I'm still a jonin," Iruka said. "Now get up front."

As Iruka watched his top students pass their test, he also wondered what was going to happen.

"I hope these children don't get caught up in this but it may be difficult for Haru not to with his family connections."

Hajime and Sora were walking through the village when they happened on a crowd in the village, they went to check it out and ran into Hiroshi, Michio, and Asu who noticed what was going on as well. They made their way through and found Shoichi tied up to a tree by his wrists with two figures wearing black hooded cloaks on either side of him.

"Shoichi, what's this about?" Hiroshi asked.

The two figures took off their hoods and revealed themselves to be none other than Akemi and Reiko.

"This two timing dog has gotten what he deserves," Reiko said.

"So, I guess you two have given up on him," Sora said.

"No," Akemi answered. "But this is payback for not being honest and don't help him either he still hasn't learned yet."

"Yes, I have," Shoichi said.

"Quiet!" Reiko shouted giving him a punch to the ribs.

"Aren't you going to do anything?" he asked his sister.

They all looked at her and something amazing happened, she actually smiled then her smile turned into laughter.

"So this is funny, huh?" Shoichi asked.

"Yeah," she said as the rest of their classmates and friends began laughing.

"I can't believe she chooses this to make her laugh for the first time since we were little," he thought as he was still being prohibited.

Back in the Hokage's Tower, Kakashi had called meeting with two of his most trusted advisors to deal with the situation.

"Well, it seems as if we're in the clear," Itachi said.

"You really think so?" Kakashi asked. "There is still the Uzumaki Clan to deal with."

"Like Sasuke, I also think of Naruto as a brother but other than him and his children, we have no connections to the Uzumaki Clan. We have to think of the village first"

"Things are still going to get hairy no matter what choice we make," Sasuke added.

Kakashi took a few minutes to heed their words then called four ANBU as he came to a decision.

"Two of you head to the Cloud Village and the other two head to the Stone Village to tell the Raikage and Tsuchikage that the Uzumaki Clan has admitted to their attack and we had nothing to do with it."