I own nothing. Who is the name of the first baseman. When I say "Who" with a capital, I mean the person. When is "who" without the capital, it means 'who' as in who are you?
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Ring. Ring
"Hello?"
"Hi."
"Go away."
"No. I'm bored."
"Watch the game on T.V."
"What is it?"
"Baseball."
"Oh. I hate baseball."
"I love it. I know everything about this team. Even there nicknames."
"If you are so good, then, name them all."
"O.k. Who's on first, What's on second, I don't know is on third."
"I thought you said you knew who was on the team."
"I did. Who is on first."
"Don't ask me that! I want to know who is on first!!"
"Naturally. Who's on first."
"Then tell me who is on first."
"WHO'S!!"
"Edward!! WHO IS ON FIRST!!"
"I JUST TOLD YOU THAT!!"
"Fine. Forget first. who's on second."
"NO!! Who is on first. What's on second."
"what?"
"Exactly!! Then, I Don't know who is on third…"
"Then who is on third?"
"WHO IS ON FIRST!! NOT THIRD, NOT SECOND, FIRST!! WHY DO YOU INSIST TO PUT HIM ON ANOTHER BASE?"
"Forget the field. who's the pitcher."
"NO!! Who-first!! Tomorrow-pitcher."
"I want to know who the pitcher is today, not tomorrow."
"NO!! You will never get this right. Who is on first, the pitcher is Tomorrow!! The CATCHER is Today."
"why?"
"He's in left field."
"what?"
"That's second."
"Then who…"
"Is on first."
"because…"
"Is in center field."
"No, why?"
"NO, idiot werewolf, Why is in left field."
"I give up!!"
"That's our right fielder."
"who is the right fielder?"
"NO!! Who is on first!!"
"I don't give a damn!!"
"He's our short-stop."
Bella Edward, what are you doing?
Edward Messing with Jake's head.
Bella Ok. Don't let Nessie find out.
Edward I won't.
"So, I have a question."
"O.k."
"who is on first?"
"Bingo!"
"what?"
"Is second."
"Whatever."
Hangs up.