Letters to a Vampire

Hi Romania!

I'm America's verrryyy first state, Delaware! I thought I'd write you a letter because I wanted to know if you're really a vampire or not. Dad say you are, but England say you aren't and they fight all the time about it...Plus I'd think it be sweeettt~ if you were one! But then again, I know about the people with fangs, but aren't vampires. Washington state always complains and crys about us calling him a vampire. I'm sure you're a lot cooler than him!

Sincerely,

Amelia "D." Jones

Dear Amelia,

Why hello, I'm really optimistic to talk to another state~ I am currently chatting with your sister North Carolina! Let me get this done with now, I don't like Vampires! Plus, for the fiftith time, I am not a vampir! Poor Washington, you should treat him with just the tiniest bit mor respect... Though I probably am cooler than he is because I am a nation~

Sincerely,

Vlad Dogaru