Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. But I wish I could own McFly. They are so awesome!
MM: So it's been about a weekish since I last posted a chapter, and honestly when I saw how many reviews there was, I wanted to update immediately but I decided against it, I thought maybe more people would review. They didn't and that's cool, but it's not so cool if I'm constantly on my computer – box – thing updating this ask column. So without further delay, questions and answers!
Blood Princess Red: Are you stupid? Luffy's too oblivious and innocent to like boobs! *glares at Zoro* I ship LawLu deal with it *huffs* Anyways! I came back with questions and snacks!
1.) *grabs your swords and runs off grinning like the Cheshire cat*
2.) *dyes your hair pink and adds sparkles and feathers*
3.) Black or white? Blue or red?urw
4.) If you were stuck in the same room as Eustass Kidd what would you do?
5.) *tackles you and kisses you on the cheek*
6.) If you knew that I could summon Mihawk and saw me walking around on a random island would you attack me so that I would summon him for protection?
7.) Lets have a drinking contest! I have to tell you though, even if I drank the whole worlds alcohol I would still be sober *grins*
8.) *slaps you with a fish and throws a hyper Luffy at you*
9.) Don't mind me *smirks* I'm just here to get you in your new... Cat maid costume! *puts you in a cat maid costume and even makes you wear make up and high heels*urw
Zoro: Do I look stupid to you? Don't answer that. If you had spent as much time with Luffy as I have, you'd know he's more of a pervert than he lets on.
MM: 1) Hey! Give those back! Those are MY bargaining chips!
Zoro: They're only bargaining chips if you're willing to give them back. And you! Give those back!
MM: Don't make me HM01 you….
Zoro: 2) Great, so now I look about as manly as that shitty cook…
MM: Fantabulous!
Zoro: 3) Black and blue respectively.
4) That guy is an idiot, with no sense of morality. If I had to be stuck with him, I'd just let him be. No point in getting in a meaningless fight.
5) Disgusting.
MM: Cooties aren't real Zoro.
Zoro: 6) No. I know I'm still not ready to defeat him. And that scenario of yours is stupid anyway.
7) I'm sure you would be…*pats head condescendingly*
8) That's not Luffy. That's a doll. You're an idiot.
9) It's times in my life like these, I wonder if I should have let that marine kill me instead of joining Luffy's crew.
Black Leg Sanji: Ha! Suck it, shitty marimo! Franky installed what he called a 'computer' on the ship. Luffy has been searching everywhere for you, and after I found this site, he said he was going to break you out. You should be happy that you get to spend your time with the lovely Mischeifmaiden-chan! I told Luffy you were in safe hands, but he said he was going to break you out anyway. *sigh*
Mischiefmaiden-chan! Thank you for torturing that shitty swordsman! Now lets run away together! 3
Huh? You want me to ask him a question? Ok, MM-chan!
1) How do you like being locked up in a torture chamber, Marimo?
I've been browsing around, and this site seems to be interesting. Hmm, wonder what a ZoSan is... I'll be right back...
Zoro: Great, the first one of my crew to find me and it has to be YOU. Ugh, just get here quickly. I don't know how much more cross dressing and questions I can take. And why are you joining in with the question asking? WE'RE CREWMATES!
1) It's shit, and if you breathe a word of how I look right now to anyone else, I will personally make sure you never see the light of day again.
MM: Zoro, you may want to make your threats AFTER you get broken out. Not that that will actually ever happen…And my dear Sanji, I'm engaged. It a big guy. He'd crush you. So I can't run away with you, even if I wanted to.
Zoro: Sanji, if you know what's good for you, you'll stay away from anything that's ZoSan. Just…..don't.
MetaWolf56: Wow! With so many fans, I didm;t think my lousy questions would get picked! Anyway, I'll give Zoro some sake and MM some chocolate if you answer my questions.
1) Who taught you Haki? (I assume it's Mihawk, but I'm just confirming.)
2) Do you think MM is the kind of person who would secretly put Devil Fruit in your food, despite all your complaints that you wouldn't eat them?
3) Do you think that the crew has started to worry?
4) What's your opinion on me locking up Sanji and making an ask column that forces HIM to answer questions? (Seriously considering this, If MM-san doesn't mind. Don't want to go around stealing ideas.)
5.a) Assuming MM has confiscated your swords, do you know where she put them?
5.b) If you had them, could you escape?
6) Would you like me to bring you anything else?
*secretly whispers into Zoro's ear* I can put a file so you can get through the bars if it's big enough.
MM: You're questions aren't lousy! I will force Zoro here to answer ALL the questions, because that's the kind of good person I am!
Zoro: Good….Suuuuure…..
1) Yes, Mihawk taught me Haki. But I sometimes find it hard to use.
2) I wouldn't put it past her.
MM: Hey! I would never do that! I'm a bitch, but I wouldn't do that to anyone!
Zoro: 3)Maybe, but knowing them, they aren't going about it the right way to rescue me.
4) Sure. Keep him forever if you want.
MM: I stole this idea from a site that had an ask Goku and Vegeta from DBZ. That one was amazing!
Zoro: 5a) She has. They're across the room from me so I can always see what I don't have.
5b) Of course I could. MM is a 5 ft, 88 pound midget. It wouldn't take much to take her down.
MM: Yet you're still trapped…
Zoro: 6) A gun perhaps?
MM: You do realise I can read that right? No files for Zoro!
DancingDragonGirl9: Yay, more answers! :D Although I didn't quite appreciate that crack about my mom(who is a knife collecting biker braai-master barlady and totally awesome) here's some beercanChicken*Hands tupperware*
1) Did you know Sanji is afraid of bugs?
2) If you did have you ever taken advantage of it, if not will you?
3) What would you do if Robin was threatening you with Dos Fleur - Grab!
4) I'm pursuing my dream career but my dad wants me to get a "normal" job, any advice you could give?
Hey MM here's one for you, and also some ginger ale*hands over a six-pack of the stuff*
1) Okay so it's more a request than a question: type "lol limewire" into the google search bar, click the I'm feeling lucky button and have your day made.
Hope you don't catch whatever MM has Zoro(cause that would just suck for you)
MM: I told you those mum jokes weren't nice!
Zoro: What the fuck ever!
1) Interesting…very interesting….
2) I damn well will now!
3) Go to sleep. She's not much of a threat.
MM: 4) Tell him to sit on a cactus and let you do your thang!
Zoro: Did you seriously not only highjack my question, but say thang?
MM: What's wrong with that?
Zoro: So many things….
MM: Thangs. I tried that and really lolled. It actually made my day!
Zoro: What if I was supposed to look at that?
MM: Everything HAS to be about you doesn't it?
Zoro: And the pot called the kettle black….
MM:….Shut your ugly face.
Zoro: You're uglier!
MM: Go sit on a flagpole Marimo!
Zoro: *arguing intensifies*
2 hours later…..
MetaWolf56: Hey... I'm back to undo all the terrible things that all those fans did to you.*Pulls out plastic Target bag* Here's some hair dye remover...your clothes...make-up remover, umm... Ah, a print out tutorial of how to get ribbons out of your hair... And some other stuff.
-Good luck, swordsman-san.
Zoro: Now you I like! Except…..If you EVER show MM a story like you did EVER again, I will end you.
MM: It wasn't that bad. Personally, I think you'd be better with a pair of tits. And I think the name Zelda suits you better.
Zoro: No. And that bullshit about hot and cold water doesn't even make sense.
MM: That's why it's called fiction!
MM: Thanks for reading and sending in your questions, we really do love it.
Zoro: You mean YOU love it.
MM: Potato, potato….
Zoro: You said it the same way twice.
MM: But you knew what I meant. Anyways, I wanted to ask everyone a question of my own. Ages ago, there was a story on this website called 30 ways to annoy Zoro and it was awesome.
Zoro: It doesn't sound so awesome to me!
MM: Shut up. I can't remember who the author was but instead of a normal list, like other stories, it was a proper humour/romance story between Zoro and the authors own character, Kepi Asuno (who was a musician who ate lots of fruit and wore bells). It had an amazing plot and was hilarious and fluffy and all sorts of good. If anyone knows where I can find that story, or has it anywhere, I would very much appreciate a PM, because that was such a good, well written story, and the author had even started writing a Sanji one with a dessert chef called Rin. I'm desperate because those stories were just so good, and I'm really sad they're gone.
Any ways, I'm waffling. Bye for now, not forever!