I don't own Hannah Montana and I have nothing against the Kardashians.

The next morning everyone got up cranky.

"That barn smelled like a horse," Meg complained as she sat down on a couch.

"That's because there was a horse in there," Miley told her. "How could you have missed it?"

"It was standing still," Miley said.

Tina walked downstairs.

"Ugh," Miley said as she put her hands on her face.

"You," Tina said as she pointed to Meg, "go and clean my room and make some breakfast."

"With pleasure," Meg said sarcastically.

"And when I get back I want dinner ready, everything washed, cleaned and dusted," Tina told her.

"Well where are you going?" Miley asked her.

"Somewhere that doesn't concern you," Tina told her, "and I don't want anyone to leave the house or else."

"I hate it when please leave a dot, dot, dot in a sentence," Meg said, "or else what?"

Tina shook her head and left the house.

Jackson groaned as he walked downstairs. "Stupid yesterday weather."

"What's the matter with you?" Miley asked him.

"I took a shower yesterday and now I'm sick," he told her.

"Was it windy outside?" Lily asked.

"No," Jackson said sarcastically, "it was humid with lots of fog."

"And somebody forgot to close their window," Miley said, "and they caught the cold."

"I can't be sick today," Jackson said, "I have a date with Siena. I just can't bail on her."

"Why don't you tell her that you're sick?" Meg suggested.

"I just can't alright," Jackson said.

"Idea," Meg sang, "you can date her here."

"What a lovely idea," Jackson said sarcastically, "lets make a date here so when Tina comes—"

"I'll send her on a shopping spree," Meg told him.

"Okay then," Jackson said and then he sneezed.

"Just make sure not to sneeze on her because that's…DISGUISTING!" Meg said as she exaggerated the last word.

"I don't know what to serve her," Jackson said, "I don't know how to cook."

"I know," Meg said.

"Yeah right," Jackson said, "a fifteen year old?"

"I would insult you back but its going to hurt your feelings so I'm not saying anything," Meg told him, "you enjoy your hot date while I cook. When I was her maid I knew some good recipes that were to die for. But Tina took all of the credit. That witch."

"You enjoy your date," Miley said, "while me and Lily are down at the pier."

"Okay then," Jackson said.

Tina came back home at three o'clock. "What are you doing?" she asked Meg as she was dusting.

"I'm making a cake," Meg told her, "dusting. Jesus."

"Is my dinner ready?"

"In the oven."

Tina went to the oven and took out her dinner. She ate it. "This was really good. I did a good job," she said as she got up from the table.

"Did you hear about a fashion show?" Meg asked Tina.

"There's a fashion show?" Tina asked with amazement.

"Yeah at the mall," Meg told her.

"I know that you're lying because I always get a text message from my people," Tina told here. Her cell phone suddenly chimed. She got a text message that said: Hey there Tina. I've been looking at your styles in Fashion Magazines…There's going to be a fashion show tonight at the Malibu Mall and I cannot wait to see you…There's also going to be a scavenger hunt where you get to pick up all of the cute clothes that you have to grab for the fashion show…Meet me at four thirty at the Malibu Mall along with my sister. Can't wait to meet you girlfriend. Love Kim Kardashian.

Tina had an astounded look on her face.

"What?" Meg asked her.

"I'm going to meet the Kardashians!" Tina yelled and jumped up.

"Ooookay," Meg said. "When?"

"Four thirty. I have to get ready," she said as she ran upstairs and got ready. When she did she ran to the door, opened it, and left.

"Wow," Meg said. Then Miley and Lily came downstairs.

"Is she gone?" Lily asked.

"Yup," Meg said, "she ran out the door like she won a trillion dollars."

"Ha, ha, it worked," Miley said happily.

"You sent that message?" Meg asked her.

"What message?" Miley asked.

"The message that Kim Kardashian sent Tina about a fashion show," Meg told her.

"No," Miley said, "they are really setting a fashion show at the Malibu Mall."

"Okay why am I caring about this?" Meg asked.

Miley and Lily looked at each other and they left the house to go to the pier.