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It was around 2 o'clock in the afternoon and Garfield was beyond bored. He skipped into the living room and saw Cliff putting carved pumpkins and cobwebs around the room.

"Hi Cliff." Gar said.

"Hey kid."

"What are you doing?"

"I'm putting up Halloween decorations." Cliff said, putting a giant spider on the wall.

"What's Halloween?"

Cliff turned to him slack jawed.

"You don't know what Halloween is?"

"No. What is it?"

"It's only the best holiday ever. You get to dress up in a costume, you knock on someone's door, say trick or treat and they give you candy." the robot explained.

Gar's eyes grew to the size of quarters at the word candy. He loved sugar, which is why Mento wouldn't let him have it a lot.

"Cool! I want to do it!" Gar yelled, just as Rita walked into the room.

"You want to do what?" she asked, ruffling his hair.

"He wants to go trick or treating, He's never been before."

"Well that's going to change tonight. I'll make your costume."

"Yay! I'm going trick or treating!" he yelled, running through out the house.

Just then Mento walked into the room rubbing his temples.

"He's not going trick or treating." he said.

"Why not?" Cliff asked.

"It's too childish."

"Well Steve, if you haven't noticed, he is a child." Rita countered.

"I don't care. He's not going." Steve said, sternly.

"Fine, do you want to be the one to break his little heart?" Rita asked.

Steve glared at her. She was using the guilt card again. How she got so good at this, he'll never know. After a while, he sighed with defeat.

"Fine, he can go."

"Great, I'll go make his costume." Rita said, going to a nearby staircase.

Several hours later

It was time to go and the Patrollers were downstairs waiting for Gar to come down.

"Honey, are you ready?" Rita called, upstairs.

"Yes." he yelled, back.

"Ok, let's see how it looks." Cliff said.

They waited a few seconds before they heard footsteps.

"I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman!" Gar yelled, running down the stairs with his cape behind him. Rita giggled at the boy and started taking pictures of him. Steve just stared at the boy and then at his wife. Bruce and him were very close friends. Their families were friends and they worked together. Having his son dressed up like the bat sent jealousy through him.

"Nice, kid." Larry said, looking at his cape.

"Rita made it. I look like Batman."

"Yes you do." Rita said, snapping a few more pictures. Steve grabbed her shoulder and leaned towards her.

"I'm so gonna get you for this." he growled, in her ear.

"Please." she whispered, smiling seductively.

He looked at her shocked before smiling. It was on now. The moment was interrupted by Gar pulling on her skirt.

"Rita, can I go now?" Garfield asked.

"Yes you can. Now be good for Larry." Rita told him.

"I will." he said, grabbing Larry by the arm and dragging him out the door.

"Don't let Gar have too much candy!" Steve ordered.

"Got it!"

Then they were out the door.

Several hours later

Cliff was watching Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin while Steve and Rita took this alone time to have a nice make out session. Having Gar around, they didn't have as much "alone time" as they'd like, but that just made moments like this even better. They were suddenly interrupted by Gar running in the door and transforming from human to animal over and over again.

"Gar, how was it?"

"IT WAS AWESOME. IGOTLOTSOFCANDY! YUMMY, ILOVECANDY! CANDYYY!" he said, running around in a circle. Larry walked in the door completely out of breath.

"Larry, what's going on?" Cliff asked.

"The kid's on a sugar high. They said he was the best Batman they'd seen all night, so they gave him lots and lots of candy." Larry explained, watching the boy bounce off the walls.

"ILOVECANDY! ILOVECANDY! ILOVECANDY!" Gar yelled, running around the house.

Steve groaned as he heard the doorbell ring. He prayed it wasn't an angry neighbor. When he opened the door, he internally paled. The one and only Batman was standing in front of him.

"Hey, Bruce. What are you doing here?" he asked.

"Well Robin's out trick or treating so I decided to stop by and ask you a question."

"What kind of question?"

"When were you going to tell me about Garfield?" Bruce asked.

Steve just stared at him.

"How did you know?"

"Because I'm Batman."

Suddenly, Garfield popped up next to Steve and started jumping up and down.

"HI BATMAN!" he yelled.

"Hi, Garfield. Are you ok?"

"YEAH. I HAD LOTS OF CANDY!"

"I see."

Then the boy turned a deeper shade of green and then threw up on the Dark Knight. Steve stared at the Dark Knight and hugged the boy close, afraid for both of their lives. He glared deeply at Mento and growled at him. Steve said the first thing that came to his mind.

"Happy Halloween."

Then he slammed the door in his face and then looked it up tight.

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