Medicine

A/N: I fail... I'm sorry. I know I said I was going to work on the 'naughty' part for 'Sickness', but I was in a Medicine kinda mood, what with me recovering from a cold. I'M SORRY! I'll try to make it up to all of you with this little, itsy-bitsy piece of sexiness...

Warnings: Minimal sexiness... Until someone interrupts.

Disclaimer: Kishimoto owns Naruto.

20. Medicine

"Hey... Sasuke?"

It was just me and Naruto, laying down on the huge king-sized mattress that resided in one of the bedrooms of my family's summer home. We were both naked beneath cool, satin sheets with our limbs intertwined. I looked down at Naruto, only to be greeted by his mused, sunshine blond hair.

"What is it?" I responded.

"...I hate being sick."

I couldn't help but smile a bit. I kissed Naruto's hair lightly and ran my fingers through it gently.

We both had colds, brought on by falling asleep with wet hair and an air condition on full blast. Now, we were bedridden until we got better.

Naruto – who was curled up in my chest - coughed a dry cough.

"Sa~suke," he whined. Naruto unlatched himself from my body and sniffled. He brought the sheets over his head and stretched. I began to doze off when I suddenly felt something slither its way on top of my body from beneath the sheets. Then, I saw Naruto's blond hair poked out.

"What're you-" cough "-doing?" I said.

"Let's have sex," he said, placing light kisses on my chest.

"Go back to sleep," I said, ignoring Naruto's words and actions, even though sex sounded really good at the moment. "We're sick. Having sex isn't going to make us better."

"How about we try and find out?" he said as he slowly slid his hand down from my chest to my stomach, letting it linger right above my waistline. I grabbed his hand and pulled it away.

"Naruto," I said sternly. He looked up at me.

Naruto's blue eyes were half-lidded with dark lines under them. He had a little bit of clear snort running down his nose and there was some dried-up drool on the corner of his mouth.

"How attractive..." I said under my breath. It made me wonder how I looked.

I reached over to the nightstand, grabbed a tissue, rubbed the dry drool off Naruto's face, then pinched his nose with the tissue and attempted to get all of the snort out of it. Naruto somehow stayed still the whole time. When I finished up, I threw the tissue on the floor, along with all of the other tissues we've used.

"Now, go back to sleep," I said, trying to push Naruto back down onto the mattress, but he wouldn't budge. Instead, he leaned forward and kissed my lips. It was sloppy, of course, but Naruto was persistent. He flicked my upper lip with his tongue, then he licked my cheek. And then my other. Then my nose. Then he went back to kissing my mouth.

And that was when the door busted open.

"Oh, Sasuke, my dear little brother! I have brought you and your adorable boyfriend some medicine!"

"Itachi!" I yelled. I pushed Naruto back onto the mattress and practically jumped out of the bed. I sat up and tried to cover Naruto as much as I could. "What are you doing here?"

"...was I interrupting something?" Itachi asked. I looked at him and saw that infamous smirk on his face. The smirk that always made me want to smack Itachi.

"No," I replied, breathless. I coughed violently, glaring at my older brother. "Now, answer my question. What're you doing here?"

"I told you," he said, holding up a small bag. "I came to bring you guys some medicine. But... You must be feeling better already, if you have the energy to do tha-"

"We weren't doing anything, Itachi." I gritted my teeth. I didn't call Itachi. How did he know where we were? Unless...

"Mom and Dad told me you and Naruto were spending the summer here," Itachi said, as if he could read my mind. "They also told me that you were both sick." Itachi wiggled his eyebrows in a suggestive manor.

"Shut up. We weren't doing anything. We're just trying to get better."

"Then why are you naked?"

I paused. There wasn't really any reason as to why we were naked. We just thought that clothes would be... Useless under these conditions.

"Because," I said. I looked back at Naruto. He was drooling and out like a light.

"Anyway," Itachi said. I directed my attention towards him, seeing that he was closer than he had been before. He was obviously spying on Naruto while he slept. "He's waiting for me in the car. I better get going." When Itachi said 'he', he had been referring to Kisame, his boyfriend of four years.

Itachi smiled as he handed me the bag, which was filled with cold medicine. He kissed the top of my head and poked my forehead like he always did.

"Have fun," he said as he ran out the door. A second later, I heard the front door slam shut.

"What the hell..." I said, rolling my eyes at my brother's weird behavior.

I cleared a small space next to me on the bed and emptied the contents of the bag. I grabbed the three bottles of cold medicine and put them on the nightstand and looked at what else Itachi had gotten us.

Then I screamed.

"ITACHI!"

Along with cold medicine, Itachi had also bought a five ounce bottle of fruit-scented lube and a small box of condoms. There was a note, too.

'Have lots and lots of fun, little brother~...'

...AND! I'm going to bed. :P