THE BLESSINGS OF INSANITY
CHAPTER TWENTY ONE!
Rico and the Hobo got out 52-foot lightsabers and began to kill the Wizard with them, but the wizard used FORCE FIELD MAGIC to throw them miles away and poison them! While they were distracted, the Resurrector Wizard began drinking BEER! Suddenly, he became MASSIVELY GIANT and threw nuclear missles at Rico and the Hobo, watching their dying bodies die!
Rico, however, had drank so much that he was invincible to NUCLEAR RADIATION! Rico ran up to the wizard and karate-kicked him in the mouth, causing him to fall to the ground and cause a massive earthquake, destroying half the planet! The Wizard continuted to drink BEER and he became larger and more powerful!
The Hobo's body was slowly fading away, the ground being stained with his blood. In his drunken RAGE OF TERROR, Rico ATE THE HOBO!