A/N:
IMPORTANT! READ! I have several important announcements considering this story and few other things. I hope You can understand and forgive me for inconvenience. I am extremely sorry for this: Letters from Hyrule will be on hiatus for the time being.
1) The reason for hiatus is simple. Trying to write letters every other day is taking bit too much of time while planning few other things for Your happiness. Not to mention that before I had a letter or few written before updating but now it has caught up. There is a poll on my profile so I'm quite certainly going to be updating Letters from Hyrule twice a week once I've got enough of answers and I have written more of replies. BUT for that I need to know what You guys think to be the best days to update. THANK YOU! And I'm really, really, extremely, terribly SORRY for this! T.T
2) I'm working with a Halloween Side Quest story for CaH Saga. I have the idea and I've started to write it. But I need time with it.
3) I'm also working with a new Advent Calendar thingy. This time I'm updating it in DeviantArt simply because it is informational thing. Once December comes, I'll be putting one Journal for each day. Name of this thing is simply 25 Tidbits of CaH Saga.
Also, I had in thought of NOT sending any harmful things forward but this what I have written just simply was something that I couldn't ignore. Plus I hate Ganondorf enough to do this. =P
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Me: *stares at the box* Okay... This is hand made magic bomb. Treat carefully. *mischievous grin* I hope Ganondorf enjoys his present. Thank You, V! =D *meeting with Saria whom is more than eager to send the said present forward*
Sorry for no reply letter! ^^; Ganondorf is too busy being angry. ;-)
Enjoy the chapter! ^.^
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LETTERS FROM HYRULE
CHAPTER 21: Present for Ganondorf
The King of Evil stared at the box bit surprised. He had a feeling of something not being alright. Then again he trusted no-one and nothing. Carefully Ganondorf opened the box and looked inside.
In the box was a perfectly rounded dark blue object. It had a golden podium kind of thing on it and silver colored rope coming from there. "A bomb." King of Evil growled while shaking his head. He had still a feeling that something was off with the item.
Carefully Ganondorf turned the box upside down and dropped the bomb out of the box. He carefully took distance to the item and looked at the box again. It was fully empty. The King of Evil glanced at the bomb again and saw a piece of note next to it.
Ganondorf picked the paper up. In the note was written: "I'm so glad you think I'm stupid! Here's a gift." The King of Evil sighed and shook his head. He crumbled the paper and sat down. For a while he thought what to do with the bomb since he didn't dare to touch it. Suddenly he noticed few monsters not too far from him.
"Hey! You two! Get your asses in here on this second!" Ganondorf shouted and the duo ran straight to him. The Bokoblin and Lizalfos saluted on the second they got close enough. "Take this bomb out of here." The King of Evil growled before already turning his back to the duo and walked away.
The lizard and red pig creature looked at each other bit confused. After that they turned their gazes into the item. It was bit bigger than normal bombs but there wasn't much of other difference besides the color. "What should we do with it?" The Bokoblin questioned.
The Lizalfos shrugged and took the bomb up. "It's bit heavier than normal ones." It observed while looking it from every direction. The Bokoblin just shrugged.
"Well, it does look bigger than normal ones." It exclaimed and started to walk out of there. "The Stalfos' should know what to do with it. They're masters of bombs after all." The Bokoblin continued.
The Lizalfos nodded and followed its comrade. The creature still observed the bomb until it came up with an idea. It tried to lit the silver rope but nothing worked. The lizard sighed but started to grin quite fast. "Catch!" It shouted and threw the bomb towards the Bokoblin.
The red pig turned around and shrieked. It nearly caught the bomb but it slipped out of the creature's hands. The bomb fell to the ground but nothing happened. "Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!" The Bokoblin shrieked while picking the item up.
The Lizalfos was laughing out loud but after it caught its breath, the creature was already grinning. "Dunno. Though, we can't really die in here." The monster stated with a shrug. The Bokoblin just huffed, turned its back to the lizard and continued walking. "Besides, it looks like it doesn't even work. I tried to light it already but nothing worked." The Lizalfos explained.
The Bokoblin sighed. "Well, there's one more of reason to go and see one of the Stalfos'." It stated and nodded forward. "And we don't have to go too far." The monster continued before already starting to run. The Lizalfos jogged next to the pig creature since it has longer legs and faster run.
"Hey, Stal! We got something for you!" The Lizalfos screamed, grinned and nodded to the Bokoblin next to it. The red monster nodded and threw the bomb towards the skeletal warrior. The Stalfos jumped backwards to avoid the attack.
The bomb flew right in front of the skeleton without blowing up. The warrior picked the item up bit hesitantly and looked it around. "Odd..." It mumbled and turned its gaze into the duo who had reached the Stalfos by then. "Where did you find this?" The skeletal monster inquired.
The duo glanced at each other. "Boss gave it to us." The Bokoblin stated. The Stalfos stared at the two in front of it before starting to laugh.
"Are you out of your minds? Boss would never give this kind of weapon to two dimwitted creatures!" The skeletal monster shouted while laughing. "This is something very unique and unexpected." The Stalfos continued and started to inspect the bomb closer.
"What do you mean?" The Lizalfos questioned while staring at the dark blue thing. "And why it didn't blow up when we threw it... Or better yet... Why it didn't light up when I tried?" The lizard inquired confused.
The Stalfos chuckled. "Alright... I'll answer to your stupid questions." It stated, sat down and put the bomb next to itself. "First of all, this is created by magic. Second of all, it will blow up without lighting it at all. And third, it is meant only for one specific enemy." The skeletal creature explained, picked the bomb up again and started to check it out once again.
The Lizalfos and Bokoblin glanced at each other before sitting down and watching the skeleton's work of inspection. The Stalfos glanced at the duo but tried to ignore them. Yet, the intent stare from the two creatures was driving the skeleton insane. "Fine! I'll tell more!" The Stalfos shouted irritated. The duo grinned mischievously. Victory!
The skeletal creature sighed and started to explain all it knew about the specific bomb. "This is lot stronger in power since it's bigger than normal bombs. Meaning that it has more of magic and blowing up stuff inside it. The color already states out that it is made by handcraft of someone. Every other bomb is lighter by color so this isn't something you can just go and buy. Also, very few use gold and silver while creating a bomb but as far as I have heard, it increases the explosion. Since it didn't light up when you tried to blow something, it indicates that it is not meant to be blown up by just anyone who finds it." While talking the Stalfos showed the parts he was meaning.
"Besides all this, it should've blown up already since you tried to toast me." The skeleton continued with a slight deadpan. "So... Unless we can find out who this is meant for, then I highly doubt it to be of any danger for anyone." The creature stated, stood up and dropped the bomb between the duo. Still, nothing happened. Both Lizalfos and Bokoblin had been bit fearful and so they sighed in relief when the item didn't blow up. "Just as I demonstrated. You two can just play with it. Oh, and I highly doubt you're able to put it into pieces even if you tried to." The Stalfos continued with an evil grin before it walked away.
The Lizalfos and Bokoblin glanced at each other before turning their gazes into the bomb. Soon they grinned and started to fight over who was going to open it up. After a short while of fighting, they decided to work it together. The red creature held the bomb while the green lizard tried to open the lid.
The creature pulled first on the rope as hard as it could but nothing. After that it tried to pull on the lid part but still nothing. Next on line was to try and twist it open. That plan failed too. The two sat down while panting. "What next?" The Bokoblin inquired.
The Lizalfos shrugged. "Well, it's no danger so why not just play with it?" It suggested and stood up. The Bokoblin followed suit and soon the duo was throwing the bomb around. From time to time the lizard struck the bomb with its tail. First time had been a pure reflex which freaked the creature out extremely harshly.
The Lizalfos was thoroughly surprised when the bomb didn't blow up but flew back towards the Bokoblin. The lizard sighed in relief and continued their play with more courage. Slowly their game of throwing the bomb at each other and back gained more players around. Few Stalfos, not the one they had talked with, though, took part after they had had chance to inspect the bomb. Few Octoroks and one ReDead followed suit. Several other creatures joined in but weren't there for too long.
As the group walked around to make the game harder, they accidentally came closer to the King of Evil. Suddenly the bomb gained lot more of strength and speed than before. It was thrown towards the Lizalfos whom stuck it forward by its tail. The one gaining it was a Dinolfos (OoT) whom struck the bomb with tail towards Dinofols (MM). This creature hit the item with a tail again but to Dynalfos (TP). The last lizard creature struck the bomb with a such powerful tail that the bomb flew far over the players. Others groaned and followed the bomb's flying.
Suddenly the group saw where the bomb was going. "Oops..." They whispered, glanced at each other before already bolting the hell away from there. Most of the creatures kept pushing the original Lizalfos and Bokoblin whom had come up with the game. "You'll take the blame!" The others hissed while getting away from the place.
The bomb flew straight to Ganondorf. The King of Evil turned around just to see the bomb flying towards him. He didn't notice it being lit at all, so he caught it. On the second it touched Ganondorf's hands, the bomb blew off.
The Lizalfos and Bokoblin had started to run in hopes of catching the bomb before it would reach their leader. Yet, when the bomb blew off, the duo stopped dead on their tracks and just stared. Once the smoke vanished and showed fully sooty Ganondorf, the duo deadpanned and started to back off very slowly.
"Was that your idea of fun?" Ganondorf inquired extremely coldly while slowly his surprise turned into death-glare. The lizard and pig gulped once nearly simultaneously, turned around... And ran for their lives.
Ganondorf screamed and ran after them while throwing spells after the escaping monsters. "YOU ARE SO DEAD! SO DEAD THAT YOU WISH I NEVER CREATED YOU! GET BACK IN HERE AND FACE YOUR DOOM!" The King of Evil shouted fully enraged.
Since Lizalfos was faster at running, it left the Bokoblin far behind very quickly. The red pig screamed in pure terror when Ganondorf caught it. Instead of killing the creature, the King of Evil picked the monster up and threw. The Bokoblin kept screaming while it flew through the air...
...And hit straight into the Lizalfos. The duo crashed to the ground and tangled quite well. By the time they were ready to get up, Ganondorf had already walked next to them. He took a grip on both of them and created a simple portal while throwing the two monsters through it. After that he walked calmly after them.
They were back into the area where the bomb had blown off. "Clean." Ganondorf commanded harshly, created two toothbrushes and dropped them next to the monsters. The area was one of the King of Evil's favorite spots in Evil Realm and now it was filled with soot, pieces of the bomb, silver dust and gold pieces along with lot of other things. "I will keep eye on you two." Ganondorf stated while walking away from there.
The Lizalfos and Bokoblin had already scrambled to all four while looking around. Suddenly two Keese came around and took residence in the ceiling. They stared at the two monsters who started very slowly to clean the area. "At least we're still alive." The Lizalfos whispered extremely quietly and the Bokoblin just nodded since it didn't dare to say a word.
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