[A/N]: Never! I shall never go to the dark side .! * clutches AmericaxRussia fanart & fanfics*Must…resist..pull… of…PRussia… You'll never take me alive!
Yeah…I think the lack of sleep is affecting me a bit too much. God, I'm getting spazzy…
Me: *yawn* I'm nodding off…. I think Belarus is using sleeping gas…R-Russia, do the disclaimer…
Russia: M-Miss A-Akiko, doesn't *sob* own Hetalia! * curls up in a ball sobbing* W-Where's P-Prussia?
Me: I-I'm going to open this l-letter…* nods off*
Dear Vodka Breath,
Nein, I'm WAY more mature. And your mother probably copied her name from mine
because she just knew that someday there would be an awesome country called
Prussia and she wished she could be this awesome. SO THERE.
NEIN I DON'T LOVE YOU AND NO ONE WAS HAPPY SO... SO SHUT UP!
Ja,ja I'm nearly there, hold on for three more awesome seconds would you? I'm
breaking down the door to the house now!
... well okay it's unlocked... But I'm breaking it down anyway!
Kesesesesese...!
Almost there to kick butt with my awesome,
Prussia
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Gilbert,
My mother may have been very wise, but even she couldn't see the future. You called yourself after me, you ex-nation. By your logic, I'm awesome, da?
Still denying what we both know is true? You love me, da?
JUST SAVE ME! You understand, da?
She is crazy. She wants to marry me, her brother.
S-So much talk of wrong things…
Ivan.