Lol, here is a drabble in honor of Thanksgiving!
Vin stood in the middle of the homey Kitchen. It had been their turn this year to host the annual Thanksgiving dinner. The demon vessel inwardly winced as he heard one of the vases on the living room table smash.
"Oh Shit! Sorry! I'll pick it up!" Reno's voice yelled as he ran into the kitchen and began opening all of the cabinets looking for the cleaning supplies.
"What the fuck?! Who the fuck told you to look through my cabinets? Here's the fucking small dustpan and broom! Now go clean that shit!" Cidney cursed as he thrust the dustpan at Reno who nervously did a mock salute and ran into the living room.
"Fucking idiot. Yuffie was doing back flips over the table and Reno wanted to show her how it was done and ended up doing one too low." Cid explained to his husband. They both heard something else smash only this time it was Yuffie yelling that she would clean it up.
"Don't worry. Those two always break something. Whenever I host these I always try to get out the most realistic looking plastic table wear." Tifa calmly said as she finished putting the final decorations on her red velvet cake. Vincent nodded and promised himself that he would remember that next time. Too many cooks in the kitchen was an old saying but it was true.
Everyone, no matter what Thanksgiving it was, would always comment on how to make the other persons recipes better and get everyone upset. After Barret's turkey dressing was insulted by Cloud three years ago, which made the ebony man's gun go off nearly totally Tifa's bar, Denzel said that everyone should only focus on their own dish. Thus the rule was born! So far no one had wrecked anyone's house due to food insulting.
Vincent looked outside the window and saw Rufus playing tag with Marlene and Denzel. The owner of Shinra was panting heavily and even starting to shows some sweat. Barret had yet to comment on the Shrina leader playing with his "kids" but you could tell that he was carefully watching for any signs that Rufus was trying to fool them all into working for Shinra.
Cidney was going to work on his plane before the dinner when Vincent stopped him, claiming that Cidney would get dirty and stink up the table. The pilot pouted, sitting on the couch watching some cheesy fighting movie with Rude and Cloud, trying to ignore the arguments about flips from the hallway. Red X was curled up in one of the chairs in the living room rolling his eyes. How did he ever become associated with these people?
Soon dinner was done. Vincent had made his coke ham with pineapples and traditional pumpkin roll. Reno made candy apples. Barret had brought a turkey. Rude had brought dip and chips due to the fact that he didn't cook. Rufus had ordered an expensive fruit bouquet. Tifa had made a red velvet cake and green bean casserole. Cloud made beef stew. Yuffie had brought a giant bowl of jasmine rice and a plate of orange chicken. Malene and Denzel had made sugar cookies. The whole table in the dining room was completely covered. Everyone ate well, drinking and reminiscing.
The meal was delicious and when everyone was done they brought out their own packages to take the leftovers home. They all were about to leave when Cidney yelled.
"Where the fuck do you think you all are going!? You can't just expect my husband who has slaved over this kitchen to clean it all when YOU messed it up! Get the fuck back in here!" Rude, Rufus, and Reno ended up washing the dished.
"But I don't like washing the dishes! What about my hands, they'll get dried out!" Rufus whined.
"Too Fucking Bad." Was Cidney's cold answer. He still hadn't exactly forgiven the Shinra President for making Cloud upset. Rudescrapped the unusable food stuck to the plates off, who gave it to Rufus (who had found some bright pink latex cleaning gloves under the sink) to wash, it was then passed to Reno who dried them off and put them up. The redhead somehow denied the powerful urge to juggle the plates, fearing Cid's wrath.
Yuffie and Barret were charged with the chore of vacuuming. It was funny to see Yuffie jumping around with the vacuuming wand trying to get all the dust while Barret kept accidentally stubbing his toe on the machine. Cloud, Denzel, and Marlene were told to wipe all the furniture off. When everyone was done the house looked spotless.
"Hope you had a good time! See you next year!" Cid yelled as everyone got into their vehicles and drove off. Vincent smiled. Cid had just saved him about three hours of work. Then again, wasn't that what Thanksgiving was for anyway? Letting people come in and mess up your house, eat your food, and then forcing them to clean?
One thing was for certain, Vincent was so thankful for Cidney. The pilot knew it too when he was suddenly shoved into the nearest closet by his sensual demonic husband.
Yup in honor of Thanksgiving! Please tell me what you thought of it!