Chapter 21.

AN: fuk u ok! u fokng fok-nug. suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok there is spell check you know…koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help.btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed! She probably ran around the building going, "I AM EBOOBY DARKNESS DEMENTIA TARA WAY! FEAR ME DRACULA!"

Later we all went in the skull. They rented it again Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice. Gothic voice…

"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. TELL THAT HORNY SIMPLETON! (I'm using that line every chance I get because it was my favorite) He stated stated… so he said he was going to? to run out of the place in a suicidal way. So is running in a suicidal way just being really careless and instead of running down stairs you're falling down stairs? I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide. He already did it once.

"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."

"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. She's just upset because he didn't say her name right Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.

"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail pail= bucket or container… you figure out the rest face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!) You're the one that called everyone who flamed your story "gay fags" so don't go talking crap. *Snaps* Oh yeah, I told her good.

And then….. we herd sum tell me the amount of footsteps. footsteps! Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke. Undefeatable coke. Yup, that's what I need. We both gut You gut it and then got under it? under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, I loe how she mixed up a cat… with a person… and the cat is female and the person male. shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth He's filthy come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly. I can just imagine Filtch crawling on his hands and knees under their cloak and meowing at them. Now that led to an image of Mrs. Norris on her hind legs holding a flashlight in a paw, barking, "Who's there?" as she pets Filtch on the floor.

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.

"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" What's a bich? I just can't keep up with the lingo these days… Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way. He speaks to his naval, but he must go under his breast to do so.

"EXCUS Ex-cus… ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. Filth nodded. But he's under the cloak… he can't see that. And then….Vampir frenched me! HORNY SIMPLETON! He did it jus as….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school. Meh… I so much dislike how she portrays "emo" and "goth" people… We are NOT like that!

"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?"

"I guess though." Draco weeped. Draco and "Vampire" indirectly kissed each other. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. See? Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) The monster alligator movie? on the gothic red bed together. I thought you said you went back to coffins… As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. Something that was happening now… so you had a vision of you putting in the video? There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1 Fug and da Mystery of Magic… I must also invite them to my party. I think it shall all go quite nicely now.

You know… I think I've only ever read to chapter 20 before because I don't remember any of this now… This is so exciting! (NOT) There are like… forty something chapters I think…

Did you guys also know someone hacked into her account long ago and put in a hacker chapter? I am most excited for that… Chapter 39! Look for it in eighteen chapters! ;)

Hmmm… I'm doing this for my own entertainment (and yours) so I'm glad you're enjoying! This is so epic, you all should come to my party if you want to see Fug and da Mystery of Magic, Volsemort and da Death Dealers, and Vlodemort and da Death Deelers. You know you want to come ;)