Literally one of my favorites of this series so far.
Prompt: Alcohol
They were immortal, so they had decided that alcohol wouldn't have the same affect it does on mortal teenagers.
They were so wrong.
It turns out Merida was a needy drunk. She kept whining and clinging on to Hiccup, begging him to notice her.
Unfortunately for her, Hiccup was a sleepy drunk and had nearly passed out after two shots. He was tired and irritable and Merida's clinginess was just really pissing him off.
Jack had been drinking for centuries, so he knew how to play off being drunk. For him, things were just immensely funny. Although, part of that may be because he never drinks as much as he says he does, just enough to get him buzzed enough to really enjoy the true drunks surrounding him.
Then there's Rapunzel, who turned into a party animal. Her skirt had been ripped off and flung carelessly somewhere, leaving her in her underwear, corset and socks. She danced on the table, broke that, played baseball by herself with various stones and bottles of alcohol, broke plenty of those and managed to break in the bathroom door because she couldn't remember how to work a handle.
She and Merida eventually passed out, and Jack smirked at the scene before him. Rapunzel lay on top of the collapsed table, her socks halfway off of her foot and her corset almost completely unlaced, Merida was sprawled out over the armchair, her legs and head hanging over both arms while she snored loudly and Hiccup was curled into a ball on the couch. There was glass everywhere and it was a wonder North hadn't been woken by the ruckus.
Jack sighed and mentally made a note to himself to never, ever give those three alcohol again.
Another attempt at humor but this time I think I actually did it yay also Merry Christmas! (Or Happy Boxing Day)
Also, are any of you Whovians? I've been reading reviews about the Christmas special, and I heard that it was horribly sad but also really confusing? I'm still in denial that Matt's leaving so I'm putting off watching it... Dammit Moffat!
Well, review for the Doctor? :D
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-Al