Xander opened his eyes as all the energy remains the same but something feels different. He opens his eyes and sees Faith sleeping on top of him naked. If he could cringe right now he would. The whole night comes back to him. What the hell was in that candy? "OK, this is new. Faith, are you awake."
"Am now stud, you feeling any better?" The slayer replied eyes still closed refusing to let tomorrow become today.
Xander weakly nodded. "Yeah, I have no idea what the hell happened to me. I didn't hurt you did I?"
"I wasn't the one that screamed vampire." Faith replied in a smile opening her eyes.
"I didn't scream it." Xander replied. Safe words are for her sake. "I merely muttered it. I wasn't the only one acting like a crazy person was I?"
Faith shook her head. "No, that would belong to Geeves doing Joyce on a police car."
Xander looked out the window. "I think we have them beat."
Faith looked out and saw the clouds in the sky and saw the entire luggage revealing the two are in the luggage container of an airplane. "Mile high club, not exactly a new concept."
Xander nodded. "True, but it's gotta be a new twist when you leave the girls bra on the ground and entering the plane in mid fight."
"Or lose your pants on the wing." Faith added.
Xander nodded as he looked at the door ready to open and close it again. "So any idea what caused this?"
Faith shook her head. "Nope"
Xander looked at her. "No, how could you not know."
Faith hit him as Xander looked up and saw a particularly evil glare focused on him. "Because I was watching you, dumbass. I kept you from doing all the crazy crap everyone else was doing. You think I didn't wan to know what was happening to you and everyone else?"
Xander grabbed her hands. "I'm sorry, I had no idea."
"Damn right you didn't." Faith agreed. She didn't want to know what the Xander of last night would be capable of especially with the triforce of power in his hand. "Besides I wasn't about to throw out a great ride… so what's on your mind right now?"
"Trying to think of a lame joke. Not quite sure I have one for having sex from the ground to the air." Xander answered honestly.
Faith hit him again.
Buffy was walking to the parking lot a little sore but happy sore from getting thrown into a wall and jumping into one twice as hard to avoid the thirty foot snake she shot. She has to find out what was in that chocolate she doesn't know what came over her and Angel but it was good. She looked up and saw Willow. "So I take it we have you to thank for the spell ending?"
Willow shook her head. "No, it just wore off after a while… so what did you and Angel get up to?"
Buffy glared at her. "We blew a snake to bits and saved a bunch of babies."
Willow looked at her best friend not believing her. "Really, with how much you and Angel have been enjoying the normality and now when there are no inhibitions… nothing, especially with him being a choco junkie since being human?"
Buffy just tutted. "Oh please we were not ruled by our hormones. So at least tell me Amy is getting a stern lecture from Giles."
Willow nodded. "Yeah Giles is giving her this whole great power great responsibility thing." She said as she hopped into Joyce's car. Thanks to driving lessons taught by Angel Buffy is remarkably improving. Willow sat down and felt something on her finger as she wriggled it out from under the seat. Her eyes widen as she turns a deep shade of red seeing her best friend's panties.
Buffy's eyes simply rose up and she snatched them out of her hand. Could have been worse… not sure how but could have.
Willow smiled a bit. "So, what happened to not giving into hormones?"
"We're working on it." Buffy replied. It's not her fault they grew up too fast and as such could affected by the candy on a level. "Just think of what happened on that seat."
Willow looked at her for seconds before bolting into the back.
That night it was Faith's second favorite night when she was on patrol. She loved working with Xander but she also enjoyed working with Buffy. See how she holds up against the other slayer, magic not withstanding. Each slayer had their hands full at the moment with a vampire, Buffy uses her attacker's momentum against him, rolls, comes up on top. Faith just shoves her vamp off her. The two slayer/vampire opponents square off. Buffy lets her vamp make the first move. He lunges. She ducks under him and comes up with a well-practiced combination of roundhouse kicks. Draws her stake… Faith takes the fight to her guy, barraging him with a series of crude, hard shots to the head. Draws her stake… the two slayers stake the two vamps at the exact same moment, double dust.
"Synchronized slaying."
Faith smirked. "New Olympic category?" The two were cut off by an inhumane roar.
Buffy looked around, that thing sounded enormous.
"B?"
Buffy followed Faith's finger and saw a seven foot tall something walking out of the bushes on fire from head to toe. Buffy watched as the burning giant gave one last shout before toppling over leaving nothing but an axe.
Faith kept her eyes focused on the now burning forest if the giant is dead why are the branches shaking. She watches as a silver figure emerges from the darkness almost as big as the demon. "What, the hell, is that?"
Buffy backed up seeing a new demon… maybe, it didn't have a mouth. It was mostly silver save for red eyes. It had nothing to distinguish it except for the glyph on his forehead and she's willing to bet only Giles knows what that Z shape is.
Buffy watched as the silver demon's arm turned into a blade. "OK, definitely not a friendly."
The android swung horizontally but Buffy easily ducked the attack. Buffy side stepped a vertical strike and delivered a kick to his face. Faith vaulted over the tombstone and kicked the android in the side knocking it back. The android went for a punch but Buffy caught its hand easily and kicked it in the stomach knocking it back.
The android looked at Faith and its eyes blinked white a bit. Faith went to punch the thing, but the android easily caught her hand. Faith struggled for control but quickly found herself at even strength with the machine. "B, you could have mentioned this thing was as strong as a slayer."
Buffy shrugged it wasn't with how slow it swung. "I didn't know." She threw a fireball at the creature's side and knocked it down.
Faith watched as the creature got up as his face started to change. His eyes disappeared into the back of his head and a cannon like device came out ready to fire. "B!"
Buffy quickly stretched her hands out as a blue diamond shield surrounded her as a red pulsing beam of heat shoots out of the middle of the robot's head hitting her but not breaking through the barrier.
Faith looked at the burnt demon and took the axe off the seven foot charred corpse. She went to hit it over the android's head but it wasn't a direct hit and only suceeded in wobbling the creation and breaking the axe at the handle when the second swing hit it's sword..
The android's head wobbled as the heat beam stopped. The head of the android reverted to normal and his eyes focused on Buffy and blinked white as a golden triangle appeared on its right hand.
Faith grabbed the axe handle and swung when the blue barrier surrounded the android and axe handle shattered to splinters to no effect. "What the fu…"
The android hit her and knocked her down. The barrier faded as its face started to change again.
Buffy reached into her pocket and pulled out a silver lined capsule she had Xander create for her. She never thought she would have to use this. But after Superman showed up last week she didn't want to be unprepared for someone like Darkseid or Doomsday visiting the hellmouth. She hit the button and Buffy pulled out a cross bow. She pointed the arrow at the android as his face completed the change. Buffy fired the arrow while it was distracted.
Faith watched an arrow impact into the android's side as it exploded into bits of metal that collapsed into pieces on the floor. "OK, I'm sick of you bastards hogging all the primo toys, what the hell was that?"
"That would be a silver arrow." Buffy answered. "And the reason I'm hogging them is because it took me six hours to make them. I'm no Zelda when it comes to this."
Faith looked at the android's body as her eyes widened. "B"
Buffy looked as little chunks of the android has begun to reform desperately clinging to each piece. "Faith, call Angel."
Faith looked at her. "Shouldn't we be calling Xander for this, or maybe Superman?"
Buffy pointed to the triangle on its hand and raised her own to make her point. "This thing isn't just fighting us it's learning our tricks and copying them. You really want this thing going super."
Buffy watched as the upper torso reformed. She took aim and fired right at the android's brain only for the crossbow bolt to bounce off his head. What the hell silver arrows blow everything to pieces like the snake from last night, what is this thing. "Oh crap." She threw the gold energy out of her hands and paralyzed the android for the time being this held Xander and Superman, it should hold him for a while. "Find Angel… now!"
Faith looked for a moment before reaching into her pocket pulling out a cell phone and dialing. "Come on X, pick up your phone."
Buffy looked at the other slayer on the phone. "Faith, where did you even get that?"
Faith put up a finger to stop her. "Yeah, we need research big bad demon we don't know how to kill silver skin, red eyes, a Z thing on his head with two diamonds on his side. We got this Xan, we just need to know how to kill it." She hung up the phone. "He would have come, guns blazing when he felt we were in trouble, as for the phone got a young sugar daddy."
Buffy rolled her eyes. "Angel now."
Faith didn't waste any time and made the call.
Buffy watched as a green portal opened and her eyes widened in fear as Willow and Angel jumped out. "Why did you bring her?"
Angel shrugged. "She was with me at the time."
The android looked at Willow in it's paralysis as his eyes blinked and a second triforce formed on its hand and both glowed as the triforce blessed hand broke free.
Buffy's eyes can only widen as a fireball forms in the androids paralyzed hand and fires at her. She broke the spell and quickly dodged the attack. "OK, if anyone has a plan I'm willing to listen."
Angel threw his shield at the android's head and knocked it down. "We take it apart and melt it just like Ted."
Willow looked at him. "Works for me."
The android looked at Angel's shield and came down at him with a sword strike but Angel quickly blocked it. The android's eyes blinked white as the liquid metal formed a shield in his other hand.
Faith looked down and heard her phone ringing. "X, not now!"
"I'm coming over there just hang on." Xander replied hearing their power levels drop and raise in moments.
"No your not!" Faith shouted. "This thing is copying our powers by looking at us. If you come it will copy your powers and then we're all screwed."
Xander hung up his phone and looked at the situation in his mind. He can't even sense the things power level to tell if it's hurt or not, so it's a vampire or a robot. Something that can turn Super Saiyan by looking at him. What is he supposed to do? Xander took a moment before making his own choice. He looked to the sky and felt Willow's power start to drop. "Screw it!"
Buffy jumped aside seeing the sword strike come at her. She threw a fireball at it and the android stuck a silver shield up like Angel's and much like his mirror shield the attack reflected back at Buffy. "I'm getting sick of this thing."
Willow the the reaper and the android looked at the weapon before crafting one of it's own with it's flesh to knock it back at her but the redhead easily caught it.
Faith looked at the sky and rolled her eyes seeing a gold blur. She knew it was coming but still. "He never listens."
Faith watched Xander come in with a trash can in hand. OK, what the hell is he up to?
Xander quickly slammed the trashcan onto Amazo's head no eyes so it can't see him. He quickly delivered a flurry of punches denting the can around the android's head and trapping it there. He watched the can start to glow a fiery orange he's already melting it. He grabbed the android by both legs and quickly started spinning it in circles as he flew into the sky, Xander let go and launched the monster deep to the sky as the teenager puts his hand behind his back. "Kamehameha!" The blue wave shot out and hit the android in the back acting like a rocket shooting him into space but not anywhere near as powerful as he'd have liked as it quickly dissipated.
Xander took a calming breath and powered down. "Is everyone OK?"
Buffy looked at him. "What did we say?"
"Not to let him look at me." Xander replied. "And he didn't so again is everyone ok?"
Buffy and Willow gave a simple nod.
Faith looked at the group she felt like dead weight the whole time. Never again she needs to have a talk with her boyfriend. "We'll talk at home."
Angel looked at him. "So that thing is dead right?"
Xander gave an innocent shrug. "It will be at some point I shot it for the sun. Of course not as strong as I wanted to since I was in a hurry and didn't want to take a chance of it seeing me so it will take a few months to get to the sun. But yes it's for all purposes dead unless it can fly... it can't fly can it?"
Buffy gave an innocent smile. "Nah I think it would have already. Let's see if we can find out what that symbol is too in case there's more of him waiting in the woodwork."
Xander shrugged that seemed like an idea for now. "That seems like a job for Giles, and for tomorrow."
The scoobies nodded in agreement threat dead, they all earned a night off.
Author Notes
Thanks for the reviews
As for Batman's lack of caring with Vampires. I don't read new 52. Batman vs Dracula treated vampirism like an infection keeping people still people just bloodthirsty. However these are Buffyverse vampires. They're not infected human beings they're demons from hell walking around in literal meat suits. I didn't see Batman letting them live considering para demons and even Batman wouldn't be able to curse all vampires with their souls even if he knew about Angel. Even he has limits to what he can do, along with limits to what he'll put up with.
