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Nemesis: Graysky will say the disclaimer.
(Silence)
Nemesis: Um. Where's Graysky?
Graysky: (Suddenly appears) Sorry, I was torturing Voldy.
Nemesis: That's ok. Torture can be very distracting at times.
Pulpy: That's easy for you to say. And my names NOT PULPY!
Graysky: Sure. Random Nemesis does not own Star Wars, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Legend of the Seeker and Graysky.
Nemesis: Although, the pie laser, banana sword, and applesauce riffle are of my own creation.
Chapter 21: Revenge of the Idiots, Part 1
(In Nemesis's bedroom)
(Also known as the cave of many socks)
Nemesis busily rummaged through her pile of socks.
In most cases, this would be boring.
However, something drastic was about to happen.
"SOMEONE STOLE MY SCOK!"
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Meanwhile…..
A lone figure silently crept through the Executor. In its hands was a bright green sock with orange dots. Carefully it placed the sock by a pile of documents. The figure grinned evilly. (Cue: "When You're Evil" by Voltaire) If all went according to plan….well, let's just say that the villains wouldn't be attacked by pitchforks any more.
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(Aboard the Executor)
"Check mate," Wolf shouted gleefully as she kicked Voldmort's you-know-what in checkers. "I win, and you LOSE!"
"Grr."
"Mwahahahahahahahahahaaa!"
Nearby, Darth Fishstick, Anakin, Richard, Cara, Obi-Wan, Darken Rahl, Sauron and Nemesis's co-host Graysky were playing Monopoly. Cara was currently in the lead, followed by: Darth Fishstick, Obi-Wan, Darken Rahl, Richard, Graysky, Sauron, and Anakin. Let's just say that Anakin was failing miserably.
"Ha! I got the Boardwalk," Cara announced. If you looked under the table, you could see that Cara and Obi-Wan were holding hands. Remember that date dare from the last chapter, it went well.
"I don't understand how someone could enjoy this game," Anakin grumbled.
"That's only because you are losing," Graysky pointed out.
Then suddenly there was a pouf of green smoke, and a very angry looking Nemesis appeared.
"SOMEONE STOLE MY SOCK!"
"Which one," Darth Fishstick inquired.
"My bright green one with orange dots."
Interesting," Wolf commented.
For a few seconds it was silent, and then Nemesis's face brightened. "On the bright side, I got two new weapons: A banana sword and a applesauce riffle!" Quickly she pulled them out. "When ever you hit someone with the banana sword, it automatically grows back! And the applesauce riffle automatically refills. My pitchfork also has a mini pie laser on it and a fire throwing function on it!"
It was silent.
Okay, back to business," Nemesis began. "We must begin searching for my sock."
"Did you try to use the Boxes of Orden to find it," Richard asked.
"No. Someone sabotaged them."
Everyone turned to look at Darken Rahl. "What? I'm not going near those boxes again. Last time I got killed after trying to stop Richard." Darken Rahl then turned to glare at Richard.
"Hey, it wasn't my idea to stick the Sword of Truth between the boxes! Besides, maybe it wouldn't have happened if you had been a better older brother!"
"My fault! You are the one that tried and succeed to use the boxes to kill me!"
"Quiet,' Nemesis shouted. "You two can work on your brotherly love problems some other time. Right now we have something more important to discuses. We MUST find that sock!"
"Perhaps we should split into groups," Wolf suggested.
"Good idea Wolf. I'll lead the main group. Obi-Wan, Anakin, Yoda, and Zedd will come with me. Darth Fishstick can take Richard, Darken Rahl, Luke, and Mara. Wolf can take Cara, Mace, Firestar, and Tigerstar. Graysky will be in charge of the Executor while we are gone.
"Oh joy," Sauron mumbled right before he was hit with applesauce.
Nemesis blew on the smoking applesauce riffle before putting it on her belt.
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Nemesis carefully examined a blue rock. She was dressed in a detective's uniform, with a Sherlock Holmes hat style and a magnify glass. Only people that knew her would not find this strange. "I have found something," Nemesis announced.
"What," her companions quickly ran over to her.
"A piece of chewed gum! About three days old."
"How do you know that its three days old," Obi-Wan inquired.
"Because that's when I spat it out."
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Carefully Wolf stepped around the corner.
"You do realize that no one else is here," Cara stated.
"I know it's just fun to play secret spy!"
Mace sighed.
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Graysky skipped around the hallways of the Executor. In one hand was her lightsabre, and the other was nacho's. Suddenly, she stopped. For something had caught her eye. In the greenhouse (yup, Vader liked to garden) was a bright green sock. Running over to it, she noticed a pile of papers next to it. After reading them, she let out a gasp, and went to find Nemesis.
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After Graysky had left, Nemesis walked over to her group with a grim look. "Palpatine is starting to build a new weapon. The weapon is currently being stored in that old warehouse near the bakery and Starbucks."
Zedd let out a gasp.
Nemesis ignored him and continued. "He left some of the information in the Executor's greenhouse. He must have left it there when I was testing out the flame-throwing function on my pitchfork yesterday."
"You have a flame-throwing function," Anakin starred.
"Yup, it's fun!"
Yoda, Zedd, Obi-Wan and Anakin groaned.
"Okay, back to business. I, Obi-Wan and Anakin will go check out the warehouse, Zedd can go warn Darth Fishstick, and Yoda can go warn Wolf."
Yoda and Zedd left instantly.
"RANDAWAN WERECAT," Nemesis yelled
There was a bright light, and a Earthling appeared.
"Yes, Master Nemesis?"
"Go find Ring of Fire and Lazy Child. Give them these messages," Nemesis commanded as she handed WereCat two pieces of paper.
"Yes, master," WereCat then disappeared in another bright flash of light.
"Come, Anakin and Obi-Wan. Let us go into the beyond!"
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"Ow Anakin! Watch where you put your foot," Obi-Wan complained.
"Sorry, it's really tight in here. Why are we crawling through air vents anyway?"
"It's the most inconspicuous way to reach our destination," Nemesis explained. "Besides, it's fun!"
"Couldn't we just appear there?"
"It could be a trap, and we would just fall into the middle of it….OW," Nemesis said as she hit her head on the top of the vent.
"Good job," Obi-Wan muttered. "They probably already know that we are here."
"Naw. The villains are too stupid to figure that out."
Obi-Wan grumbled a response as Anakin's foot hit him again. "Or maybe they are waiting for us. Last time I sneaked around a warehouse, I got chased around by a monster."
"When was that," Anakin asked.
"It was the time that Dooku chopped off your arm."
"Oh."
However, we will never know if Anakin was going to say any thing else. Because, just at that moment in time the vent decided to break, allowing, Nemesis, Obi-Wan and Anakin to fall onto the ground. And even worse, was the fact that they were surrounded by a bunch of idiots (Aka: villains).
"Good morning," Nemesis greeted the villains.
"Mwahahahahahaha! You have fallen into my trap Nemesis," Palpy crackled evilly.
"Oh really," Nemesis smiled as she attempted to disappear. Surprisingly, nothing happened. "Hey, why isn't my magic working?!"
"My new apprentice has perfected a way to make area's where only dark magic/ force works, using a special type of generator! We have one installed here, and one in the Therapy building. No longer shall I be bothered by the nemesis of my existence!"
"Was that a pun," Nemesis inquired. "Also, that was very dramatic. Have you been reading Shakespeare?
"Maybe," Palpy said. "But now I shall rule the world!"
"So, who is your new apprentice?"
A figure stepped out of the shadows. "I am."
Nemesis's face turned grim. "You, I should have known."
Wolf: Since Nemesis isn't here, I will give you your pie, Graysky.
Graysky: PIE!
Wolf: I wonder what will happen!
Darth Fishstick: And I wonder who the apprentice is.
Wolf: The only way to save Nemesis, Obi-Wan and Anakin is to REVIEW!!!!!