I was bored and decided to update again. Isabelle, you happy now?

This chapter is pretty stupid.

I don't own My Immortal.

Enjoy.


Chapter 21.

AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help. btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!

Fuck you ok! you fajuking suck. It's not my fault if its spelt wrong (What? But it's your story, so it's not your fault?) ok because that bitch raven (What did Raven do now?) cus it fuck u prepz! (That made no sense? Then again, none of this story does.) 1 woops sorry raven thanks 4 da help. (Huh? She just called her a bitch and now she's nice? Geez, multiple personality much?) Btw Transylvania rocks hard!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da castle where Dracula was filmed! (But why couldn't you just stay there?)

Later we all went in the skull. Geddit, cus Im goffik? Draco was crying in da common room. Wasn't he crying at the concert? "Draco are u okay?" No, I'm just crying, I'm quite happy inside. I asked in a gothic voice.

"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. He ran away in a suicidal way? Did he like run with razors or something? I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide. He has already done that.

"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better." I'm sure you will. Eew, mental images! Bad sick minded me!

"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" Is it sad that Ebony and I are on the same page? I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too. No, how does she get it right to make me think sick things.

"Draco please come!" *Giggles* he began to cry. Stupid wemo. Tears of blood came down his pail face. Go see a doctor. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. Shut up. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!) Fine, I'll leave, you're so mean to me anyway.

And then….. we herd sum footsteps! *Gasp* How shocking. Footsteps, I will now not be able to sleep tonight. Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke. How would he be able to smoke it if its invisible? We both gut under it. Gut? We saw the janitor Mr. Norris He's a cat? there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand. I can just imagine a cat with a flashlight. It's funny.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly. Oh, she made Filth the cat and Mrs. Norris the janitor. Wow, she's a moronic idiot.

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris. I can't take him seriously now.

"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast Vampire has a breast? Why was this not in the book? in a disgusted way.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. The people under the cloak, Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. Filth nodded. Imagine, a cat, nodding. And then….Vampir frenched me! Yeah, because now's the perfect time for that. He did it jus as ….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1 This is so stupid.

"WHAT DA-" I'm eating creamed spinach now he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away its just spinach, it's not like its broccoli. frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school. Can this get anymore stupid?

"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?" Yes, yes it can.

"I guess though." Draco weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other.Just so we get this cleared up, frenching is not a word. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin No, people just get eating by crocodiles. I find it rather funny.) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up …Okay? and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. Ugh.There was a knok on the door and Fug Fug? As in Cornelius Fudge? Eeep, I love this story so much! and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school! Meh, I can't see that happening. 1


So stupid.

I still haven't found my sanity yet.

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Toodles.