Thanks for the reviews. You guys are the greatest! :) This is the next to last chapter. And thanks to Voldemort's Spawn for her idea. :)

I still don't own Inception. Oh well.

"Eames! Wake up!" Ariadne said loudly.

"What?" He snipped without moving.

"I'm in labor." She glared at him.

"What does that have to do with me?" He rolled over.

"You have to drive me to the hospital." She hit him with a pillow.

"Ow! Geez woman!" He growled.

"Just get up." She doubled over in pain.

"Are you alright?" He asked a little more awake.

"Would you just shut up and drive me to the hospital?" She pulled her bag out of the closet, and threw it at him.

"Alright." He got up and threw his clothes on.

"Could you go any slower?" She asked sarcastically.

"You have time." He said.

She hit him with another pillow. "I have been up for two hours trying to keep track of my contractions and see if I was really in labor this time. My water broke twenty minutes ago."

The light seemed to turn on in Eames' head. "Oh. Then we should go." He picked up her bag and walked out of the room.

"That's what I've been trying to tell you. You idiot." She stomped after him.

Eames drove her to the hospital, or tried to anyway. First of all he was a nervous wreck. Why? He didn't know. Cobb told him he would be. Arthur had laughed at him. Eames decided he'd give Arthur as much Hell as he possibly could whenever he and Lena decided to have kids. The thought of seeing Arthur so spastic made him chuckle.

"What the Hell is so damn funny?" Ariadne punched him.

"Ow!" That was the second reason he was having issues driving. – Ariadne had turned his bicep into her personal punching bag. She punched him every time she had a contraction. He pressed his foot down on the accelerator. He had to get her to the hospital as fast as he possibly could.

Lena and Arthur met them at the hospital. "I take my laughing back now." Arthur muttered still half asleep. Ariadne had called Lena who made Arthur ride with her to the hospital.

"You'd better." Eames fussed ready for an argument.

"Not now!" Ariadne shouted at him as a nurse wheeled her back. Eames rolled his eyes.

"Ari, just breath through it." Eames told her. She had made him go to her Lamaze classes.

"BREATHE? THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY! THIS HURTS! YOU TRY AND BREATHE THROUGH IT!" She screamed at him. He took a couple steps back. She grabbed the water pitcher off the nearby table and chunked it at him. The pitcher hit him in the head. Water went all over him and the floor.

"Damn it Ari!" He fussed.

She laughed.

Lena was giggling. "Eames, go sit with Arthur." She pushed him out of the room.

A few hours later Lena walked into the waiting room. Eames was pacing back and forth. Arthur had his arms crossed glaring at Eames. Eames had no doubt said something to cause it, and Arthur had probably started it. She smirked.

Eames looked up and saw her. "Well?"

"Go on in, and congrats." She smiled.

A smile broke across his face and he rushed to see Ariadne and the baby.

Lena sat across Arthur's lap. "I love you." She laid her head on his chest.

"I love you too." He stroked her hair.

"You are wonderful." She whispered.

He smiled and wrapped his arms around her.

She smiled. He had put up with her sobbing and crying over Sebastian without a complaint. He didn't even seem irritated about it, and she could usually tell when he was irritated about something.

"Ari!" Eames grinned.

She looked tired, but she smiled at him. She was holding the baby. Their baby. "Come see." She said as he walked up.

"She's beautiful." He kissed Ariadne's head.

"Here." Ariadne handed him the baby. He'd never held a baby before.

"What if I drop her?" He asked half seriously.

"I will kill you." She smiled.

"Ha ha. Very funny." He looked down at the little baby in his arms. "What are we going to name her?" He smirked at Ariadne. They had been fussing over names. He liked Evangeline. She liked Janie.

"What about a compromise? How about Eva Jane?" She smiled.

"Perfect." He kissed his baby girl's forehead and handed her to the nurse.

"Now that you've had the baby and you're feeling better we can…" Eames grinned.

"Hell NO!" Ariadne interrupted. "I am NOT going through this again anytime soon."

"I didn't say you had to get pregnant. Personally I'd rather you not be sick for nine months again. And I wouldn't mind having sex once in a while. I never thought I'd see the day when stick in the mud Arthur would get laid more often than me." He looked disturbed by that.

"So is the some kind of contest the two of you have? To see who gets laid more often?" She tried not to laugh.

He rolled his eyes. "No-ooooooo!"

Ariadne laughed. "You are hilarious!" She kept laughing.

"What time is it?" Eames asked. Eva Jane had started crying. Again.

"Almost five." Ariadne yawned. "She's sleeping later."

"I'll get her." He kissed Ariadne and rolled out of bed. "There, there Eva." He picked her up. "Let's let Mummy sleep now alright?" He smiled at her. She quit crying instantly, and cooed at him.

When Ariadne woke up a few hours later she realized Eames had never gotten back in bed. She got up and walked out to the living room. She smiled when she saw him asleep on the sofa with Eva Jane asleep on his chest. She tip toed back into the bedroom and crawled back in bed. If Eva Jane was going to sleep in so was she.

"It's so not fair." Ariadne rolled over.

"What do you mean Love?" Eames kissed her.

"She cries. You pick her up. She's silent. It doesn't matter what I do she still cries. She's her daddy's girl." She smirked.

"Yes she is." He chuckled.

"What am I going to do with you gone for a week?" She pouted.

"I'll have a chat with her before I leave. She'll behave." He smirked.

Ariadne giggled. "I love you." She kissed him.

"I love you too." He pulled her closer, and buried his face in her hair.

"Have you talked to Eames?" Lena asked.

"Yeah. He called me when he got to Mombasa. I figured I wouldn't hear from him. Have you heard from Arthur?" She asked. Eames had got to Mombasa to get something from Yusuf. Arthur was in Paris to do some more research on their latest mark.

"He called me from Paris. He said things were going well, but that they might need another week. Is Eva Jane sleeping without Eames?" She smirked.

"She's doing better. She's sleeping through the night which is wonderful." She smiled and kissed Eva Jane's forehead.

"She's such a good baby." Lena smiled.

"She is, and she has Eames wrapped around her finger. He didn't believe me when I told him it would happen." Ariadne chuckled.

"I'm sure my kids will have Arthur and I both wrapped." She smiled.

"It will happen." Ariadne said.

"It already has." Lena sighed.

"What do you mean?" Ariadne asked confused.

"I'm pregnant." She grinned.

"Oh my gosh! That is so great! Did you tell Arthur?" She was ecstatic.

"Not yet. I just found out today. I wondered if I was when we got married, but I wasn't sure." She beamed. "Now I know how you felt!" She giggled.

"This is so exciting!" Ariadne hugged her.

"It gets better." She grinned.

"How so?" Again with the confusion.

"The doctor heard two heartbeats. I'm having twins!" She squealed.

"Lena! That's great! Oh my gosh!" She hugged her again.

"I know. Arthur is going to freak." She bit her lip, and made a face.

"Yes, but he will freak in a way that only Arthur can." Ariadne giggled.

"He will. I just want him to be as happy as I am though. You know?" She shrugged.

"Honey, this is Arthur we are talking about. He'll be happy just because you are. And he will still love you. No matter what. And I think he'll be happy about having twins." Ariadne smiled.

"I think you're right."

A week turned into almost three.

"Hello Ari." Eames pulled her into his arms and kissed her hard on the mouth.

"I missed you." She deepened the kiss.

"I really missed you. I just had Arthur for company." He frowned. "How's Eva Jane?"

"She's good. She's been sleeping through the night, but I think that she's teething. So she's been fussy. She's sleeping now. And…" She was interrupted by another kiss.

"Which means you and I have some time to ourselves." He grinned and scooped her up in his arms.

"Yes we do." She kissed his neck.

"Arthur!" Lena squealed when he walked through the front door.

"Hey Gorgeous." He kissed her. "I missed you." He hugged her.

"I missed you too." She leaned her head on his shoulder. She figured now was as good a time as any. "Guess what?" She looked up at him.

"What?" He smiled.

"I'm pregnant." She grinned.

"You, you're what?" He had a confused look on his face.

"I'm pregnant Arthur." She repeated. Maybe now wasn't a good time.

"I. Um. I kinda feel lightheaded." He sat down on the couch.

"Arthur? Are you okay?" She sat down beside him.

"Um. I, I don't know. Did you say you were pregnant?" He looked confused.

"Uh, yeah." She cringed. "Are you sure you're okay?"

"I'm so jet lagged. I wanted to sleep on the flight back, but nooooooo Eames had to talk to me the whole flight." He rolled his eyes. He pulled her on top of him. "So we're gonna have a baby?" He kissed her cheek.

"Yeah. I think we've established that." She rolled her eyes.

"I'm just trying to soak it all in." He grinned. "Are you happy?"

"I was until you started acting all weird." She huffed.

He giggled. "I'm sorry. I couldn't help it."

"Arthur!" She hit his arm. "That's not funny!"

"I'm sorry." He kissed her. "I love you."

"You're so mean." She glared at him.

"I know. I'm sorry." He kissed her over and over again. "If I weren't so tired, and you weren't on top of me I'd jump for joy."

"I love you." She grinned.

"I love you too. How far long are you?" He whispered, his breath tickling her ear.

She giggled. "About three months."

He thought for a second. "So you were pregnant when we got married and you didn't tell me?"

"I didn't know for sure." She smiled.

"Well I'm thrilled." He grinned.

She kissed him and sat up. "I am too."

"Are you showing yet?" He looked at her stomach.

"A little bit. Ari couldn't even tell." She stood up and turned sideways.

"I can tell." He kissed her.

"Oh. One more thing." She smiled.

"What's that?" He was wondering what else she was going to spring on him.

"I'm expecting twins." She grinned.

Arthur sunk down on the couch. "Oh, I'm doomed. Eames will make my life a living nightmare. I only laughed once." He chuckled.

"Well it is Eames. What else would you expect?" She giggled.

"I know, but you're still worth it." He kissed her nose.

So what did you think? Were you able to follow everything? I know I skipped around a lot. Let me know what you thought. I'm working on the last chapter, and I'm not sure when I'll be able to post it. So if there is anything else you want to know. Speak now, or forever hold your peace. :)