A/N: I am soooo sorry this one took a while. I was typing it and I had it saved as a doc and for some reason it deleted ;-; Ive also had trouble saving new docs...anyone else having that issue? no matter, here it is! As always, disclaimer, I don't own Naruto, I don't even own the story idea. Spoilers ahead. Read the manga, yada yada.

Chapter 21: Kisame Hoshigaki

Dear Naruto fanfiction authors,

I am going to cut off all of your legs and feed you to Samehada.

Well…not all of you. My actual fans will be safe from my wrath. Thank you for being loyal to me and in turn, I will be loyal to you. Even though Im…ya know…dead.

But my loyalty knows no bounds.

Anyway.

As for you jerks who write these fanfictions that make fun of my appearance, you will be the first to be killed.

If you HAVENT noticed (like the idiots you are), all of my jutsus are SHARK BASED.

Samehada is SHARK BASED.

Hell, even my NAME is shark based!

Therefore my appearance is SHARK BASED.

AND QUIT WITH THE JAWS JOKES OK?

It was funny the first couple of times, but it's just plain annoying now. No more fish and shark jokes ok?

As if I don't already have issues with my appearance…

It's not fair…Itachi is a pretty boy because he's an Uchiha…it makes me stand out more.

Itachi: *hair flip*

…Stop rubbing it in.

Also, please stop pairing me with people. Just…with anyone and everyone. This includes Itachi. We are loyal partners (not in that way), not a couple.

Besides, I like to fight, and I like killing, so I don't think I'm a good candidate for dating…

Though if we did date I'd be loyal as hell…

Deidara: Hurry the hell up, Fishface! Hmm!

…I'll kill you next.

Anyway, no, I was not heart broken when Samehada betrayed me for Killer B, I'm a heartless killer remember?

…Ok maybe it did hurt a bit…a lot. But we were partners for a long time! How could it just DO that?

At least he cried for me…that counts for something right…?

*Cries in a corner*

Itachi: Well since Kisame is being an emotional wimp, I guess I'll end his letter for him. Remember my words. /-\

Signed,

Kisame Hoshigaki