*Replays scenes from last time, especially eliminated contestants.**Afthermathematics Outro**Mew's Newer Island Intro*
*Afthermathematics Intro*
Cheers.
"Greetings loyal fans to the Afthermathematics! I am your awesome Host! Suicune" She smirked.
"I am your kind co-host Ninetails!"
She smiled.
"He we have Dirty Secrets, Radical games and Fun Trivia Facts About the Show!" Ninetails smiled.
"So wait we cant re-join!" Klefki seemed amazed.
"Darling dont be a fucking idiot...there is only two left..., but lets Meet The Losers!
(MTL!)
Smoochum came out walking.
Cheers.
"How did it feel to lose again~"
Smirked Suicunte.
"Um...at least i got farther than last time i guess..." She frowned.
"Next is Driftblim!" Ninetails announced.Cheers.
She came out looking all beat up.
"So-"
"I fucking hated it, what will you losers throw me in jail now?!!" She growled.
"Actually Pumpkingking said since you spiced up the competition you wont go to jail! However Mew added that you cant rejoin any of her games anymore." Ninetails smiled.
"Whatever i can terrorize another island." She smirked.
"Machop!"
Silence.
"...um...Trump!"
Trump came out mad af.
"I'll pay my whole money just to eliminate Chandelure!" He growled.
"Nah you cant do that." Ninetails frowned. Magby just looked at the forth wall deadpanning.
"OOM-5555"
Silence.
"um...OOM!"
OOM walked out waving.
Cheers and Whistles.
"Hey OOM how did it feel to get so far~ Just to Lose!" Suicunte smirked.
"I mean whateves. At least my hubby wubby got farther~" She smiled.
"Next is Mel!"
Cheers.
The Metagross was pissed off.
"I should had won, No questions asked."
"You didnt even know basic answers..." Solrock rolled her eyes from the Popcorn Gallery.
Mel growled and frowned. "I thought i could win with just connections and Raw Power, i guess i was wrong..." She frowned. "I shall change my gender and be a new person! A good Person!" He smiled.
"tf...HOW DID HE DO THAT!" Yelled Turtwig.
"All genderless pokemon can change gender at will." Suicunte smoked a cigar bored.
"I won't even try that." Solrock deadpanned looking at Lunatone.
Lunatone was having lots of fun being a guy and a girl, he stayed being a guy tho.
"What if you dont wanna be a certain gender to have a new start, but you're not a genderless mon?" Asked Drapion.
"Do what Skarmory did and change her gender for a hefty price." Smirked Numel.
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" Skarmory began chasing Numel with a killing intention, Numel ran giving a girly scream as he hid.
"Next Is Janitor!"
Cheers.
"Roger Roger."
"How did it feel to answer those questions oh wait you answered none."
Janitor growled "I have no Soul, i've killed billions of idiots, they were lucky someone as great as me failed. And thanks OOM for your sacrifice, you are awesome babe."
OOM blushed.
Awes.
"I'm still better~" Ninjask Grinned.
And Janitor began to beat him up again. They had to separate them with Machamps wearing sunglasses and four more on each of the different biceps.
Ninjask pretty beat up in the small fight he had with the Battle Droid.
"Ha! i fucked him like Germany Fucked Poland." Janitor smirked.
OOM nudged him.
"Don't"
"Next is Togepi!" Ninetails smiled.
Cheers.
"Golly! Here again Yay!" she smiled.
"How did it feel to get so far just too lose!" Smirked Suicunte.
"Well it was a bit sucky but i am glad my friends got farther, this game was super fun!" Togepi giggled.
"Next is Baby!" Ninetails smiled.
Cheers.
The Baby crawled around.
"So Baby how-"
"ge gu ga gu! gu go go gi ge gu ge gu ga. ge ge ge go gi goooo gu ga ge gi ge gi, ga ge gi gi gu, gaga, go."
Almost Everyone was crying.
Claps.
"W-wha, That didn't even make sense!" Numel yelled getting outta is hiding spot.
"GOT YOU NOW BITCH!" Screamed Skarmory as he almost got him.
Numel gave a girly scream and ran.
Ninetails looked at this.
"It seems its a good time to bring out Run Away Monsters!"
(RAM!)
"OMG you guys i have connection call with Machop!" Ninetails omged.
"Great No One Cares." Solrock deadpanned.
*Ring Ring. Chachik*
War and explosions could be heard from the other side of the call.
Ninetails: Machop hey, you alright!
Machop: I've never felt more alive!
He was shooting stuff.
Ninetails: Hey lisen Machop how did it feel to leave getting so far?
Machop: I could had won, but it got boring, if i ever do this shit again i will be nice i guess, Wa hoo head shot!
Ninetails: Wait you're comming back?
Machop: In a few years, This Flying Machine is too cool! Tho if i evolve it will break oh well hopefully i have lots of fun with this while it lasts, gotta go now bai!"
...*Deadline*...
Silence.
"Welp the mystery of Machop is solved!" Smiled Ninetails.
Laugh Track.
Numel was running "That is Not a Live Audience!" He screamed panting.
"GET FUCKING BACK HERE!" Screamed Skarmory.
"Lets look at some Behind The Scenes!" Smiled Ninetails.
"HELP ME!" Screamed Numel.
The Tv went down.
Silly music played as we saw Muk farting, chandelure looking at him, he was frowning and then Chandelure farting both laughing. Trump singing to his money a bed time story, Klefki opening The Mess Hall with her keys to have a midnight snack and Drapion making a Mud Pie named Pio Pio.
The Tv went up.
Cheers and laughs.
"How about we do a Time for the Fans!" Smiled Ninetails.
(TFTF!)
Bella Beldum Asks: Hey Mel why did you cause your demise like that? Didnt you have enough friendship knowledge?
"You see i thought my brute strength would carry me all the way to victory, i was wrong, if you really want to join one of this shows thinking brain and brawn will carry you, it wont. Only Friends will, cause you may have a huge alliance..." Mel looked Eevee in her eyes, Eevee froze. "...But those arent really your friends then...just minions.."
Claps
Flaming Fish Asks:Yo Vulpix who is your dad?
"That's a pretty personal question so i'll give it too Ninetails!"
Claps and Cheers.
"W-wa well...His dad is...A Houndoom i met a long time ago, he likely doesnt remember him..."
Claps.
The Shipper Asks: So like Suicune out of all the relationships in this new season which one do you like best?! Heatmoar and Durant? Dunsparce and Shuckle?!
Kawaii Yaoi Dhelphox and Vulpix! Janitor and OOM! Muk and Chandelure!!!! OMG JUST SAY PLSSSS xoxo winky face
Heatmoar and Durant were kissing and stopped.
"We aren't a relationship!" They both said and started hate fucking. Shuckle and Dusparce blushed, and Vulpix and Dhelphox hugged eachother.
"YANMA!" yelled Suicunte.
"y-yes?" asked a scared Yanma.
"It's Chandelure and Muk."
Cheers.
"Omg #CalledIt, Chandelure and Muk ships sails like fyi i shipped them before they were cool #Bronzern #Lemons #Eggs
Arceus Asks: Who shall join the next season?
"Well Mew will talk more about that in the final Afthermathematics, so dont worry about it." Suicunte smiled.
"...There is gonna be another one..." Solrock seemed bored.
"It's time for Who Is Gonna Surpass!" Smiled Ninetails.
(WIGS!)
Everyone was either saying Chandelure or Muk, it was a 50/50.
Suicunte seemed bored and Ninetails thought of something.
"How about we Pray In Game Show!"
(PIGS!)
"We shall do a voting poll to see who should win Mews Newer Island!" Smirked Suicunte.
"We all know who is gonna win!"
"SHUT IT NUMEL!" Everyone said.
Numel grumbled. "GOT'CHA BITCH!" Screamed Skarmory as he grabbed Numels ass. Numel gave a girly scream and he ran, dragging Skarmory along with him.
"That's all the time we have for today see you next time!" Smiled Ninetails
"This has Been Mew's Newer Island!- Afthermathematics." Smirked Suicunte as almost everyone waved at the camara.
The Camara was zooming out revealing all the crazy chaos.
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AN: Let's see how much longer i can stretch this chapter.
Other Hosts:
Suicunte: The Arrogant Beauty, She is mean and self absorbed, apparently she and Mew have a rivary hidden past.
Ninetails: The Nice Milf, She decided she wanted nothing else to do with drama, so she joined this little after show, not the brightest, but definitely the prettiest and nicest.
Still Interns:
Goob Goob: Goob Goob, Goob Goob Goob Goob.
Cryogonal: The Cold Calculator. We wont see him in a long long long long long long long long time.
Joltik: The Idiot, Where did he go hmmm?
Interns Before but Now Free:
Palpitoad: The Funny Nitwit, he could join next season? Yea...maybe...
Psyduck: The Brain, She shall join next season.
Gardevoir: The Cross Dressing Bastard, He shall also join next season now! Along with others.
Were never Interns but were just too high to know were they were:
Foe: The Radical Stoner, He shall join next season too!
(Max Security Jail):
Probopass: He will stay there, forever. Sweating.
Mrs Mime: She is pissed off, and will never escape from there. However she went insane saying she will get her revenge.
(Hospital):
Bulbasaur: The Nasty Threat, He is recovering from his cancerous tumor in his brain.
Charmander: The Brute Force, He is also recovering from the Cancerous Tumor in his Forehead.
AN: Oh well i think this is good enough right? I shall do a voting poll as soon as this is up? Where shall it be? Somewhere likely, Anywho thanks for reding loves and i'll see you all next time!-Liz~