Hey! Me again. Perhaps it's time for the Primal Rage action to arrive. Do you people wanna get to the juicy stuff?
(cheering)
Okay,that's enough.
(Audience cheering louder)
I can wait it out as long as you.
(Loud chatting continues)
KNOCK IT OFF!!
(silence,cricket chirps in distance)
As I was saying, I've been thinking and I decided that it's time for this story to have more PR action so... This chapter will have another battle from the god monsters. Let's rock n' roll!! WHOO-HOO!!
Ash woke with a panicking jolt in the middle of the night, he was all sweaty from his fright. Then May suddenly woke up as well. She rubbed her drowsy eyes and looked at Ash. Something told her he was troubled.
"Ash? What's wrong?" she asked while yawning.
"Huh? Sorry for waking you, May. It's just..."
May nodded her head that told Ash to finish his sentence.
"I've been wondering if my mother is alright. I just know she saw the global reports about the Draconian invasion. I hope none of them ever find and wipe Pallet Town and her from the face of this planet." Ash got up from his sleeping bag, exited the tent the army assigned him and everyone else with and stared at the night sky and the moon.
May was beginning to feel a little worrisome herself. What if her and Max's family back home had succumbed to the god monsters, by which she meant the evil ones. The good ones would never want to kill anyone, except maybe Sauron who had pigged out on those ill-fated soldiers who found him hours ago.
The brunette-haried girl also got up to stand with Ash. While both of them gazed on the bright, full moon, May willingly placed her right hand in Ash's and he returned the favor.
"I'm sure our families are okay. We'll all survive this war." she said in a soothing voice.
Meanwhile...
Professor Oak, Delia Ketchum, Felicia Ivy, Tracey Sketchit, and Misty whom they found hours ago during the trip, were all resting after driving all day to find Ash Ketchum and his friends at Mt. Coronet where they were rumored to be at.
Tracey woke up, feeling thirsty. He sat up with his pack and took out his canteen and ventured out to find a stream or anyplace that was flowing with water.
"That's better." he sighed with relief after wildly consuming his newly-filled now half-empty canteen. "Huh?" He cautiously scanned the camping grounds when a thumping sound reached his ears.
His eyes widened up when he spotted another one of the god monsters out in the distance sleeping on the exact grounds as them.
It was none other than Slashfang, the god of hunting. Just being in the same location as any of the dino-gods made Tracey want to soil himself. Then he remembered what that guy on the news said about him. Slashfang wasn't much of a brawler.
"Okay, Tracey. Just slowly back away and everything will be peachy ke-"
Before the pokemon watcher can finish, he bumped into something. A tree? No. Whatever he bumped into sure as hell didn't feel like splintery wood. It felt all scaley...and alive. He held his breath and tilted his head upwards to see what the problem was.
No, it couldn't be! Not here and not now! But Tracey Sketchit just had to face the fact that he was standing dangerously in front of one of the feared evil Draconians. The goddess of insanity herself was staring directly down at the human sketch artist! Her hood rising up and her snake tongue hissing and sharp fangs exposing!
"OH, SHIT!!"
His loud profanity awoke Slashfang from his sleep. The two gods caught sight of each other and prepared themselves for battle, ignoring Tracey completely as he was running back to the campsite to warn the others of the danger.
Ok,if this were more of a sporting event than a battle of life and death,I'd charge every one of you readers 1000 to see the upcoming fight. I wish I had more ideas for the fight right now but I'm so psyched because this weekend(May 30th) I'm attending a concert held by my favorite NWOBHM band,Iron Maiden!!
I'll upload more of this story later when something comes to me. Vertigo vs. Slashfang! Who shall win?
(Happy cheers)
Let's hope there will be more violence in their battle than the previous one!
(Everyone screams with joy)
Some guy in background: I fixed the DVD!
(screams in horror)