Stayin' Alive (For Two Years Per Season)

by Wiznerd the Eagle

A whole range of songs rewritten to be about Sherlock. Rated for some profanity. Not all are humorous, but I can't have more than two genres. Romantic ones are Johnlock unless requested otherwise. Updated whenever I write one. Taking requests!

21. Someone Like You

AN- From ReSherlocked, this song is Sherlock at the beginning of S3. There is some implied unrequited Johnlock on Sherlock's side of it, but that can be ignored if that isn't your kind of thing.

I honestly couldn't find too much to change in this song. It started out practically perfect.

*Disclaimer: I do not own Someone Like You by Adele or Sherlock.*

I heard that you're settled down
That you found a girl and you're dating now
I heard that your dreams came true
Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you

Old friend, why are you so mad?
I thought when I came back you would just be glad

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over

Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Don't forget me, I beg
I remember you said
That you'd give anything for me to just not be dead
That you'd give anything for me to just not be dead

You know how the time flies
Only yesterday was the time of our lives
You'd always give praise
Never not amazed
Bound by the surprise of our glory days

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it
I'd hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over

Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Don't forget me, I beg
I remember you said
That you'd give anything for me to just not be dead

Nothing compares
No worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes
They are memories made
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Don't forget me, I beg
I remember you said
That you'd give anything for me to just not be dead

Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Don't forget me, I beg
I remember you said
That you'd give anything for me to just not be dead
That you'd give anything for me to just not be dead

AN- What do you think? Do you have a song you want me to rewrite? Let me know! I love all your reviews.

-Wiznerd