Not an Ordinary Day!
I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew, anything I make fun of or any of the reviewers OC's. But I do own my OC's.
I'm introducing my new OC soon. Enjoy! BTW, the OC's took over this chapter. :D
It was around three in the afternoon, Ice was at a show that she was playing for with Clora, Mortin, Darkmoon, Serenity, Amaya, and Tangerine. Mortin looked around and asked:
"Where's Serenity, Amaya, Tangerine, and Clora? Serenity was going to play the violin and Amaya was going to play the flute."
"Don't worry... Serenity, Tangerine, and Amaya are torturing Masaya... They'll be here in time. While Clora is..." Ice gasped. "Oh crap!!! I gave Clora the wrong pictures to put on the internet!"
"What's so bad about that?" Darkmoon asked.
"It pictures of me hugging a soft, big, and fuzzy pink teddy bear while sucking my thumb when I was asleep." Ice paused. "Pictures I was supposed to burn and kill Mortin for taking!"
"Dude!" Darkmoon said, shocked. "There is no way you would do that! I would sooner believe Ryuk from Death Note is the KoolAid Guy!"
Just then, Ryuk burst through the wall dressed in a giant glass juice bowl filled with punch with trunks on, saying:
"Oh, yeah!!"
"Oh no! You fix that wall right now! Bursting through walls is real fucking cool, dude!! Using doors is cool, too, you know!!" Ice shouted, getting out both of her guns.
"Oh yeah!" Ryuk continued, putting his arm around Ice's neck.
"Don't touch me you gay beverage! Hell, fix the wall or I will shoot you and your KoolAid ass into infinity!!!" Ice shouted, pointing the guns to Ryuk's head.
Darkmoon and Mortin held Ice back. Mortin struggled and said:
"Ice, don't kill him like you killed Lucky from Lucky Charms, the Trix rabbit, that wolf from Cookie Crisp, Buzz from Cheerios, Fred and Barney from Fruity Pebbles, Tony the Tiger, those three gay boys from Rice Krispies aka Snap, Crackle and Pop, Toucan Sam and his nephews, that bird from CoCoa Puffs, Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Captian Crunch!"
"How did she kill them?!" Darkmoon asked.
"It wasn't pretty!!" Mortin replied.
"Ok! I take it back!!! I would sooner believe Ryuk from Death Note is Urusla from The Little Mermaid and Light from Death Note was Ariel from The Little Mermaid!!!" Darkmoon said.
That second later, Ryuk changed into Urusla, showing only his head the rest of Urusla stayed the same, and Light appeared dressed head to toe as Ariel.
"HOLY CRAP!!!!" Ice screamed, covering her eyes as she had a nosebleed.
"Dude, no amount of therapy is going to make that thought right!!!!" Darkmoon and Mortin said, having more of a nosebleed than Ice.
"I will use my Death Note to cure this world! So I can be... So I can be... God of this world!!!" Light sung out of tune, taking out the DeathNote.
Then, as a complete randomness... L from Death Note turned into a crab.
"Under the sea, Light is Kira! When I die in volume seven of Death Note, I would like people to know: Kira is Light, Kira is Light, Kira is Light Yagami under the sea!!" L sung out of tune.
"Dear GOD!!! No amount of therapy is going to make that right either!!!" Darkmoon cried.
"My somewhat virgin eyes!!!" Ice cried.
"Okay... After this show..." Darkmoon started. "I will kill you both..."
"Dude, it was your sicko thoughts, you pervert!" Ice shouted. "Right Mortin?"
Mortin suddenly collasped onto the ground.
"Mortin-nii-chan!!!" Ice said, noticing.
Ice knelt over and performed CPR.
"Hey." A voice said, putting his hand on Ice's shoulder.
Ice looked over her shoulder.
"Your..." Ice said, shocked.
Who does Ice see? What relationship does he have with Ice and Mortin? What kind of shocking thing do I have in store for you lovely reviewers and readers?! Find out next time in: Not an Ordinary Day!