Title: Random Drabbles

Type: One-shot/Drabble Collection

Pairings/Character(s): Sawada Tsunayoshi, Hibari Kyouya(mentioned), Chrome Dokuro(mentioned), Rokudo Mukuro(mentioned) Yamamoto Takeshi, special guest appearance of the First Generation Vongola

Rating: T

Word Count: 866

Warning: Crack-Fic, Sado-Tsuna, TYL-verse

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Though I wish I did, it's nay impossible for me.

A/N: Hibari's picture included: A french maid costume with frills, a Barney costume, one of Lussuria's clothes with feather boa around his neck, Haru's old uniform, a wedding gown, and my personal favorite: a dora the explorer costume. there are more but I'll just let you imagine the rest. *grin*

Punishment Part 5: Yamamoto Takeshi Part 1

Our favorite Psycho-boss, Tsuna, is having an oh-so awesome day. He grinned and chuckled at the photos he captured in Lussuria's room. 'Oh this is great. Very great' His grin widened in glee as he looked at more embarrassing pictures of Hibari, oh sweet revenge indeed.

As he walks along the corridor while amusing himself at the photos in his digital camera, he was not aware that he was exuding a dark aura around him, making his subordinates scampering off to make room for him to walk as widely as they possibly can. All of their thoughts were, 'Oh God! Boss snapped!' and there's a 'Whatever he's dealing right now, please oh please whoever's up there, make it STOP!'

He hid a small smile as he heard what's inside their heads.

"Let's see…. There's Hibari-san in a pink tutu, in a carnation-colored ball gown, and…. Oh this is great! Hibari-san in red lingerie! I'll make sure to make a few more copies of these for Reborn… *cue pedo smile*"

Meanwhile, somewhere in the ridiculously vast garden of the Vongola Mansion…..

Mukuro's still frozen and now Chrome's panicking. But let's just leave them for a while, shall we? Let's focus on our next vic– Ehem! I mean next guardian. (A/N: They're the same. TT;) Yamamoto blinked. And blinked and blinked. He took Kojirou and Jirou with him and silently left the garden. Praying and hoping that to anyone up in the heavens to help him not to come across our crazy, psycho-boss, but alas, fate (A/N: Me) has something different in store for him.

Back to our Favorite Mafia Boss…

Tsuna is having a field day…. He never thought that this is actually fun! He should've done this before. He wondered what DID the other bosses before did to their guardians. He stopped walking for a bit, thought about it for a second and then shrugging it off and just go on his merry way.

'Oh well. I'm still having fun. Now, who's next?'

As if on cue, every guardian shuddered and felt something cold ran up their spines.

Unknown to our favorite brunette, he was watched by his ancestor and said ancestor's guardians. G twitched as he watched in morbid fascination at how the Decimo finally snapped, and then looking at his childhood friend and former boss' reaction to what said friend's descendant's….. Uh… fun time. Giotto was grinning widely along with Cozart. If you look closely, there's aura sadism around them, G shuddered at the sight. He could still remember the day Giotto snapped, he visible shuddered at the memory. Like the saying goes, like father like son, but in this case, like ancestor like descendant. And on his part, one word describe it all, it was HELL.

Lampo shook his head in sympathy; then again it's their problem now. Not his. Still, he couldn't help but feel a bit bad for them…. Nah, every generations had this problem, and the current generation are not an exception. He whistled a low tune, as he grinned widely, all sympathy out of the window. He couldn't wait for the next show.

Knuckles bowed his head and prayed for their souls (sanity) to be saved but at the back of his mind, he knows that's impossible. Oh well, he could just pray for them to be safe (sane) for a bit longer. But like Lampo, although secretly at least, he's excited on who's next.

Alaude was just being Alaude, but if you look closely, beads of sweat are falling down his face and that he's currently shivering in fear. If you super duper microscopically look at him, there's a tremble. Ah yes, just like G, he also could still remember that day. And the things that Giotto did for him, it almost ruined him mind you, his reputation. So what if he likes to bake, or that he liked to sew cute things, or being updated to the latest fashion of his time. He's French, it's a common thing! (A/N: no offence to french people, okay? It's just a joke, please don't kill me.) Sadly his secret was found out by Giotto and, well, the rest as they say is history.

Daemon twitched and sweat-dropped as he watched what happened to Mukuro. He remembered that one time that Giotto (with the help of his Elena, sadly) got him to eat chocolate. He hated chocolate. Why? It gives him bad stomachache and gas, as pathetic as it is, it's true. Because he was forced to eat a two-layer chocolate cake, because one: his Elena made it for him, and two: his boss asked (threatened) him to eat the cake. Suffice to say, he and the toilet on the left side of the second floor bonded really, really well.

Asari on the other hand, played funeral music to his successor. For some reason, he felt he was next. He wished he could help him but, because he's a ghost (or a spirit, yeah whatever.) he can't. The reasons aren't needed to be elaborated.

Now back to our favorite Evil Mad Boss. What? It's catchy. Anyway, Tsuna was just walking on his merry way when he spotted his next victim. It was Yamamoto, one of his guardians and the one who make up almost a quarter of the paperwork he had to deal with. Most of his accidents include, annoying Squalo thereby making the latter obliterate everything in the vicinity AND for being too damn loud; making Gokudera annoyed which made the latter destroying everything but unlike Squalo, he uses bombs; Although he's not as destructive as the devil four (Mukuro, Hibari, Gokudera and Lambo respectively) and of the Varia, he is most certainly the catalyst of said four's (and by extension, the Varia too) destructive tendencies, mainly Gokudera and Squalo.

Paperwork, oh how he hated it! Tsuna shook his head to clear his thoughts. Must. Focus. Don't. Get. Distracted. Our favorite brunette hid behind a nearby wall as he followed his rain guardian like a fan-girl stalker. (Tsuna: I'm not a stalker nor am I a fan-girl stupid author! iwha: just shut up and just do as I say uke king! Tsuna: Gah!)

Oh my! Be careful Yama-chan!