The next morning...
James woke up and stared at his husband. Evelyn was lying on James' chest and Neil was next to him. Neil moaned in his sleep and then whimpered. James reached his hand out and took off Neil's beanie cap. He tossed it into the bedside table drawer. "Neil, it's growing back. And quickly. At this rate you will need a haircut in a week." James said with a chuckle. He was happy that his husband was finally recovering from the serious injuries. But as soon as he said the word 'haircut' Neil eyes abruptly opened and he got out of bed muttering, "James, no. It's still too short." Neil went into the bathroom then there was a click and James knew that he had locked the door. "Neil. I didn't mean it like that. In fact in reality, I was just joking. I would never. And I think that you should know that by know. What did you think that I was going to do?" James said as he got up and carried the still sleeping Evelyn and stood by the bathroom door. "Neil, I really did mean it. I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry if I upset you. I know the real problem and you need to acknowledge it, and I know that you know that it is that you are very uncomfortable in your own skin. Neil, please come out. We need to start to finish packing." James said as he knocked on the door. He knew that he had screwed up BIG TIME. He then heard the door unlock and Neil opened the door. Neil came out with huge red rings around his eyes and he had some tears running down his face. Neil wiped them off and James hugged Neil. "I'm sorry. I love you no matter what you look like and you need to know that. You are... this is going to sound extremely odd, but... you look hot. I get a boner every time I look at you." James said and he ruffled Neil's hair. "Bond, where is my hat?" Neil asked. "I don't know." James said as he picked up the telephone and called a moving truck service.
Yes! A new chapter! I am on a roll! Today is also my birthday, so I am surprised that I actually have time to update, but yea! I really like this chapter! I need more IDEAS! PLEASE! Thank you to the people who read this. It means a ton to me and I am really proud of this. Fun fact: Skyfall was my first James Bond film! I am an addict now. I am going to buy every single tape of James Bond that has been released on VHS. So no Skyfall (obviously), no Casino Royale (except I will have the old one!), and no Quantum Solace (sorry if I didn't spell that right). But I will still have a blast watching all the films!
Thanks for reading again :D