"Do we have to do it this way?" A voice said, clearly annoyed.
"No, she's making us do this, it's not like we have a choice.." Another said, sounding upset.
"You thought we had a choice?" Another voice asked in monotone.
"No.." The voice said again...sounding embarassed.
"Your on in 3...2...1..."
(To the tune of Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand)
"I say, welcome to our show!" Beast Boy sang as he danced out onto the stage in a sparkly red suit with a black top hat on.
"I say, what show?" Lexi sang as she danced out onto the stage in one of those sparkly red woman style suits, you know, like a leotard, with a black top hat on as well.
"I say..." Raven sang as she danced out onto the stage in the same outfit as Lexi.
"It's Punk'd: Beast Boy and Raven Style!" They all sang as they did the can can.
Everyone out in the audience sat there and blinked. A girl with blonde hair pulled back by a pink hairband then ran out clapping. Yes. This girl was Kitten.
"That was wonderful! Now you need to get off the stage so Robbie Poo can do his stripper number." She gestured to Robin who was wearing a chef's outfit, looking clearly pissed off.
"Erm...well Kitten, I don't think he would do that..." Lexi began but Kitten cut her off by showing a video.
Video
Saint H, Jessie, Kaitlin, and Kristin were dangling over a boiling vat of Kitten's...makeup products?
"I DON'T WANT TO BE PRETTY! MR. T ISN'T PRETTY! AND I SHOULDN'T BE EITHER!" Saint H screamed.
"I'M A PUNK! I DEMAND TO BE DANGLING OVER A BOILING VAT OF PUNK MAKEUP PRODUCTS! NOT PREP!" Jessie screamed.
"WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SCREAMING ABOUT!" Kristin and Kaitlin screamed.
End of video
"Now...what were you saying?" Kitten asked Lexi.
"Ummm...EVERYONE! PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR ROBIN! THE STRIPPING CHEF!" Lexi said.
The audience, who was being threatened to do their homework until they were 50 something, clapped politely as Robin slowly, and I mean slowly walked onto the stage. Kitten then played the song "I'm too sexy for my shirt" and Robin began to do the macerana. But as soon as he was about to take off his chef's hat, a guy busted through the window. And it was none other than Kitten's number one enemy...Chuck Norris. In a batman suit.
"Chuck Norris boy called me on his comunicator and told me that this show was in trouble." The Norris-meister said.
Saint H then appeared alongside Chuck Norris Man in a Robin suit. You could hear Robin shout out, "Poser!"
"I sure did, Chuck Norris Man-meister!" Saint H aka Chuck Norris Boy said beaming.
"Erm...how did you get out of that vat of makeup products?" Raven asked, clearly shocked/impressed that he got out of there and was Chuck Norris's sidekick.
"Make that sidekicks!" A girl said dressed as Robin appearing next to Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris boy. Robin once again shouted that one word he shouted out four sentences ago.
"Why hello Chuck Norris girl!" Chuck Norris Man said.
"Yo." She said, showing off her mad Chuck Norris Girl gansta skillz, yo.
"Chuck Norris girl is sooo dreamy..." Beast Boy drooled.
"Who are you suppose to be?" Kitten asked, since she was too dumb to remember her arch nemesis.
"We are...THE CHUCK NORRIS GANG!" The Chuck Norris gang shouted as they did that one pose from Anchorman.
"And we're here to kick your ass...CHUCK NORRIS STYLE!" Chuck Norris Boy said.
"Now, attack!" Chuck Norris said and Kitten just died. He didn't even have to move, or anything to kill her. Because he's Chuck Norris. And he's that cool. He's my idol. Anyways...
Chuck Norris Girl then revealed herself to be...Jessie.
"Woohoo Jessie!" Lexi cried.
Jessie bowed and everyone cheered. Saint H just walked away. A little boy then ran after him and asked, "Mr. Chuck Norris Boy, your my hero!"
Saint H then looked down and the boy and said. "No, your my hero."
Lexi then appeared at his side and bitch smacked him in the head.
"You know what? That was the lamest line I ever heard." She said.
"You don't hurt my fan, biatch!" The little boy cried as he then bitch smacked Lexi out of the next 15 sentences.
"Here kid." The little boy said as he tossed his Mr. T t-shirt to Saint H. It slowly flew threw the air as the song "Chariots of Fire" played in the background. Saint H jumped up in the air and grabbed it.
"YES! Yes yes yes!" Saint H then did his yes dance, which totally ruined the moment. He then ran away, for a while.
"Back to the Punk'd. Today we are punking two people for the price of one!" Beast Boy said.
"Who?" Raven asked.
"Chuck Norris and..." Beast Boy then paused.
"Well since this would be the best time for Lexi to run in and tackle me, but seeing as she was bitch slapped for another 7 sentences, and it's against the code of bitch slapdom to break it...I will not tell you his name now." Beast Boy explained, looking as thought he had explained the theory of Panic! At The Disco.
(A/N: YOU ALL AREN'T TRUE FANS OF PANIC! AT THE DISCO IF YOU JUST RECENTLY HEARD OF THEM! I AM A TRUE FAN SINCE I AM IN LOVE WITH THEM ALL AND I KNOWN ABOUT THEM SINCE THEY FIRST CAME ONTO THE SCENE AND BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN ON THE MTV! Ahem. Back to our Punk'd in progress.)
"4 more sentences to go." Raven said.
"3..."
"2..."
"and Kid Flash." Beast Boy said as Lexi tackled him in slow motion to the song, "Chariots of Fire." And she then jumped up and looked around in slow motion, and it didn't ruin the moment either. Yay.
Lexi then got up and pushed Beast Boy off a cliff.
"I'm doing this one." She said as she dragged Raven, Saint H, and Jessie to Kid Flash's house.
In Kid's Flash Bachelor's Pad...
"Groovy baby!" Austin Powers said.
Ooops...wrong place.
"Hey baby, shall we shag now? or shag later?" Austin Powers asked.
How about now? Raven was then thrown into the place.
At Kid Flash's house...
"This ain't no flash kid's house, fool." Mr. T said.
Obviously Saint H stole Mr. T's wig and ran after his two co-workers.
At Kid Flash's place...for real this time...
Kid Flash was sitting down eating a subway sandwich. He then got up for some juice and came back to find that his sandwich was gone.
Lexi then played then mission impossible theme song and jumped down from the ceiling.
"Hey I'm a spy! And your number one fan!" She said as she began to back flip around his house.
That was Jessie's cue to eat the sandwich she took from the flashness. This was Saint H's chance to finally take Kid Flash's boxers and auction them off of ebay and get one million dollars from Lexi. So they went where they had to go while Lexi continued to back flip to the mission impossible theme song.
"Wait...your not a spy! Your Lexi The Writer!" He said, he as in Kid Flash.
"Epp!" She shrieked as she ran away, to the Chariots of Fire song again, since her cover was blown.
Kid Flash then ran after her in slow motion, which was like 10 times slower than Lexi's, since well if it was at normal slow motion, he would be running at the rate of normal people. Saint H then ran by in his Mr. T outfit in slow motion and Kid Flash then started to run after him, and so did the newly bald Mr. T. Jessie then ran by Lexi still eating the sandwich. Lexi then tackled Kid Flash, remembering that she is his obsessed number one fan. Kid Flash was then screaming for help as Lexi, did...something. Saint H then looked down at Kid Flash and said the words he always wanted to say, since he first appeared on the Punk'd set.
"You got punk'd, bitch." Beast Boy said as he walked up to Kid Flash.
Saint H then bowed his head in sadness, since he was going to say that. But then he remembered that Mr. T was going to kill him because he, Saint H, the guy who hates posers, was being a poser. He then ripped off his Mr. T suit and was himself again.
"You know, we still have to punk Chuck Norris." Jessie said.
"But he saved us from Kitten!" Beast Boy exclaimed.
"And I can't punk my mentor-meister!" Saint H exclaimed.
Chuck Norris then appeared.
"I already knew about that attempt to punk me. Since I am Chuck Norris." He said.
Lexi, Saint H, Kid Flash, and Jessie all looked at him in awe. Chariots of Fire, which has been overplayed so many times, was thrown away and Sunrise to Sunset, which sounded weird for this scene was played.
Chuck Norris then walked away. As the odd song played, Terra Logan was then shown playing the violin. Lexi then joined her on her viola (A/N: Yes, I play the viola). Beast Boy then played the String Bass and Raven who escaped Austin Powers played the cello. And the Punk'd: Beast Boy and Raven Style orchestra played that song as Chuck Norris walked away into what was either a sunrise or sunset. We don't know, but our Punk'd: BBARS scientists are working on figuring it out as we played all the notes on the strings.Kaitlin then bitch smacked Terra Logan away and played the violin instead, since she really does in real life.
Lexi then stopped playing and walked over to her chair. She sat down and shook her fist slowly.
"One day...one day I will punk Chuck Norris." She said.
"And one day...one day I will finally date Robin." Kitten said.
Lexi then looked at Kitten and she died. Cuz Lexi has those Chuck Norris skillz.
"And that's it for Punk'd: BB and Rae Style. Peace." Chuck Norris Girl said as she flew away.