Emily says: Well, as my forth Harry Potter fan fiction, I hope you like. ..and for those immature people on this site, please, if you have a problem with my story, I rather not here about it. I will only except the reviews trying to give me tips on how to improve my story.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, except for Josalynn. I only own her and this plot.
I hope you like to story and enjoy my writing. I have a bit of imagination but it doesn't show through that much in this fan fiction as my last one did.
'Pretty Chimp'
Written and posted Thursday, September 25, 2004.
'sexy male voice comes on' Last time on Unknown Friends. :
"Can I ask, why?"
"I really can't tell, Lupin." Josalynn said and lifted her book up so it was hiding her face. She just couldn't get out of the habit of calling him Lupin.
"Remus." He told her.
"Remus Lupin." She replied, as if he were dumb.
"Shut up, Lune…. Ow!" He said as Josalynn had kicked him under the table, and smiled slightly.
Monday, February 4, 1977.
"Are you going to sit with me at the Gryffindor table for the rest of the year?"
"No, Lily! …just.. until.. ok, yea.." Josalynn replied.
"Sorry, about.. Amber.."
Josalynn scoffed. "Can someone please act.. normal!? It's not like we got a divorce.. I thought I made it clear I don't swing that way?"
Lily laughed slightly. "Sorry, but, it does seem your pretty bummed.."
"Well, it's not because of Amber, if that's what you think. She knows something, ok?" Josalynn hissed and stuffed a bread roll in Lily's mouth before she could say anything.
"Josalynn!" Lily screamed after spitting out the roll.
She just grinned cheekily and shrugged a apology.
"That was completely barbaric.."
"Ah, come on Lils.. I didn't mean it.. To be mean.." She finished. "Just to keep your mouth occupied while I ate."
"Yea, well.." Josalynn shrugged and poured salt into someone's pumpkin juice. She wasn't even aware of who's it was.
"Come on, Lynn.. That's not very nice.. It's going to taste bitter."
"Darn.. I thought salt was some sort of sweetener.." Josalynn shrugged and looked to Lily.
"What class do we have first?"
"D.A.D.A"
"Oh yea, I have to teach Lupin how to be a dad.. I don't see it happening though, I bet his is a virgin.."
"What's wrong with being a virgin?" Lily asked.
"I'm guessing.. You're a virgin?" Josalynn asked.
"Hey! Cool! I never talked to one before!" Josalynn joked and grinned. "So.. What is it like?"
"Shut up, Lynn.. " muttered Lily.
"Hey! Don't blame me almost the entire population is a slut these days.."
"Including you?"
"No." Josalynn said and threw a spoon full of mashed potatoes down the isle.
"WHAT THE HE-?" Sirius Black yelled, with a cluck of white mush on his head.
"Opps." Josalynn muttered and Sirius looked at her.
"Lune.." He growled under his breathe and picked up a bowl full off Spaghetti and flung it at her, landing on her shirt.
"You little ass rag!" Josalynn shouted and grabbed a handful of guacamole and flung it at him, but he ducked and it hit James Potter.
"FOOD FIGHT!" Some second year yelled and suddenly food was being threw, flung, dumped, and hurl food in all directions.
"Headmaster.. Stop this immediately.." Mcgonagall told Professor Dumbledore.
"Now, now, Minerva.. Let them have their fun.. Just a few minutes.." He told her with a twinkle.
"SILIENCE!" Dumbledore's voice boomed. "All students, please return to your dormitories while this mess is cleaned up. Mr. Black, Miss Lune, and Mr. Rezzur, you will have detention.. Off you go…" He told them and the entire Great Hall filled out while Josalynn and Sirius were giving each other dirty looks.
"I don't need you're glares, Black, I'm dirty enough, thanks to you.."
"Aren't you always filthy? Maybe you'll take a shower for once."
"Hopefully those potatoes got to your brain and maggots are taking home in it."
"The most action you've ever gotten are the peaches on your chest.."
"Yea, you would know all about that! You seem to get around.."
"I'll see you in detention, Lune.." He growled and stalked out, but before he could leave she smirked.
"Remember, Black. You're not a ugly person, you're a pretty chimpanzee.."
I just realized I haven't changed the year.. It is now 1977.. Sorry, I will try to update the earlier chapters.. X(
Anyway.. I'm sorry this is so short!! X(
Lynn: HAH! I TOLD OFF BLACK! I AM THE LORD AND MASTER!!
Me: Shut up, you're such a cupcake..
Lynn: Cupcake!? I have better lines than you!
Me: Watch it Lune! I was the one who gave you those insults!
Lynn: Yea.. Whatever.. You wish..
Me: 'kicks Lynn' Anyway.. Sorry for the shortness! XD
Lynn: And.. EW! Manners so DON'T turn me on…… Kind of hot though..