Disclaimer: I don't own Dynasty Warriors and ROT3K. Koei continues to license those two titles while milking it.

A/N: Crimson Tide had ended, but this special omake chapter and things that weren't in the fic which explains the events leading to Ch Bi. Plus this is Chi Bi war anniversary. Oh and I still need to make editings on a couple of mistakes on the chapters, but later fics are distracting me.

Kingdom Under Fire: Crimson Tide Special

Battle of Chi Bi Anniversary Special

Zhao Yun and Zhen Ji: "Welcome to China!"

Xiao Qiao: "Hey, Zhouie and I were supposed to say that!"

Zhou Yu: "Xiao, they're the main pairing of the Kingdom Under Fire series while we're the main pairing in Chi Bi."

Xiao Qiao: "I know, wish it could have been us…."

Xiao Qiao tucks herself on Zhou Yu's chest.

Zhao Yun: "So now Crimson Tide has ended and Stallion Fury will follow after Ma Chao's war on revenge."

Zhen Ji: "Also, part two of Chi Bi is going to come out this month. We wish everyone a happy new year by the way."

Zhen Ji crossed her legs elegantly.

Zhou Yu: "Cao Cao has kidnapped Xiao Qiao, just like this fic did with Cao Pi."

Cao Pi: "Hey the movie could have been better with me and Zhen Ji in it!"

Zhen Ji: "I don't think we should be in the movie unless people want to see my bad luck with wrong men like yourself…."

Zhen Ji gives a hard glare at Cao Pi.

Cao Pi: "I have fans, Ji!"

Cao Pi snarl.

Zhen Ji: "So, you're not the hero in my story, Cao Zhi is."

Cao Pi: "Hahahah, that idiot…"

Zhen Ji: "Really, considering yourself a carbon copy of Yuan Shang. Now Cao Zhi, he's totally someone I should have married."

Cao Pi scoffed at the Cao Zhi praise.

Zhou Yu: "Hey Zhao Yun what do you think of the fight scene with me assisting you? It reminds me how Bofu and I worked together."

Zhao Yun: "I love it! That part kicked so much ass. I wouldn't mind going all Lu Bu there."

Lu Bu show up.

Lu Bu: "Those stupid idiots could have put a flashback scene with me in it!"

Cao Cao shows up.

Cao Cao: " Who ever wants that stupid beast in the movie, be gone Lu Bu and just die…."

Lu Bu: "I hate you!"

Cao Cao: "I hate you too! Oh and I did your wife."

Cao Cao makes a mischief eyebrow flickering.

Lu Bu: "Screw you wife stealer!!"

Zhen Ji: "I can say the same thing to Cao Pi."

Cao Pi: "Oh give me a break, Yuan Xi was too late to save you instead he saved his stupid brother!"

Xiao Qiao: "So can we talk about the highlights in the fic?"

Zhen Ji: "Yes, as I re read all the chapters there are a couple of grammar mistakes that should be fixed easily, but all in all it's enjoyable."

Zhao Yun: "Our author was inexperience back then. It's an honor to have him write me as a promentance figure instead of Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang."

Zhuge Liang shows up.

Zhou Yu: "Speaking of the guy looking to steal the spotlight…"

Zhuge Liang: "I have a spotlight? The fic skipped the three visits."

Zhao Yun: "It was better you joined Liu Bei before me."

Zhuge Liang: "Seeing as I am the most popular that time; yes the fic better off with you joining Liu Bei's army after I was recruited."

Zhou Yu: "Still you didn't do squat at Chi Bi."

Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang exchange glares.

Xiao Qiao: "I can't believe I had the most important moments in the battle. Fighting together with Zhouie. Ahhh!"

Cao Pi: "Ji, we should have fought together! I'm sueing the author of this fic!"

SilentNinja: "You're not going to be sueing anyone, usurper."

Cao Pi: "You! Since you're here, I demand you to edit those panels of Zhen Ji interacting with that loser Zhao Yun!"

SilentNinja: "You edited Cao Zhi's novel"

Cao Pi: "I can because I'm the emperor and Zhen Ji's my wife!"

SilentNinja: "And now in 2009, you're just a common wife abuser who should be going to jail…"

SilentNinja sighed.

Cao Cao: "What does that make me?"

SilentNinja: "A murder…."

The Cao siblings paused.

SilentNinja: "At least, you know how to divorce your wife, unlike your greedy son who couldn't see any other men with Zhen Ji."

Zhen Ji: "I'm better off with Zilong."

Zhao Yun grinned.

Sun Shang Xiang, Ling Tong, and Gan Ning show up.

Gan Ning: "Hell yeah, I'm the best character in the fic!"

Ling Tong: "……"

Sun Shang Xiang: "Xingba, shut up! Hey author, why can't you put more scenes with me and Zhao Yun?"

Zhen Ji: "Oh look, the little princess is whining about not being the main female in the fic."

Zhen Ji laughed.

Sun Shang Xiang: "I'm the heroine in the novel!"

Zhen Ji: "As Liu Bei's wife and a child kidnapper."

Sun Shang Xiang: "I didn't mean to kidnap Liu Chan!"

Zhen Ji and Sun Shang Xiang argued.

Zhang Fei shows up.

Zhang Fei: "ROOOOOAR!"

Cao Pi: "Most immature character in the fic…."

Zhang Fei: "ROOAR!"

Zhang Fei tried to scare Cao Pi.

Cao Pi: "You don't scare me. Guan Yu told me all about your stupidity."

Zhang Fei: "Yeah yeah, did you even see me do writings? Check out the scene in the Chi Bi movie of me writing Chinese calligraphy."

Zhou Yu: "You were impressive. I couldn't have been more wrong about the talents in Liu Bei's army especially Zhuge Liang. Still, you have a lot to learn."

Zhang Fei: "Little brother!"

Zhao Yun: "Yide, where's Liu Bei?"

Zhang Fei: "He'll be here, but is nervous to show up when Sun Shang Xiang is here."

Sun Shang Xiang: "Hmph, he better not come, because we're no longer married."

Zhen Ji: "Hahahahaha, you're like more than 20 years younger than him Shang Xiang. I feel sorry for you because of your brother Quan."

Cao Pi: "What moron wanted to give his daughter away to a hypocrite?"

Cao Cao: "Hahahahahh! Liu Bei isn't here and we're talking smack about him"

Xiao Qiao: "Cao Cao you should be ashame of thinking about taking me as your concubine you pedo!"

Cao Cao: "Your father would have wanted you and your sister in my harem."

Xiao Qiao: "Eww…."

Zhou Yu: "Lust till the end, Mengde…Lust till the end…."

Zhuge Liang: "I concur"

Cao Cao: "There's nothing wrong with the way I was portrayed in the movie, but in the fic, I'm much cooler and funnier."

Cao Pi: "Father, you're overrated…"

Cao Cao: "I wasn't the one who was scared of a moving castle across the river…"

Wu characters laugh so hard.

Cao Pi: "Hey, you take that back! You couldn't even unify the entire country!"

Cao Cao: "So, I'm the one who usurped the Han and should have seen through your intentions Pi. Now what if Cao Zhi won the succession?"

Cao Pi: "No comment."

Zhen Ji: "I think it's better you gave the power back to the Han Emperor, my lord."

Cao Pi: "Han is dead, Ji!"

Zhao Yun: "Cao Pi will forever be the main villain in this fic."

Cao Pi: "You're not that important in history, loser"

Zhao Yun: "I beat your dad, faker."

Cao Cao: "Yes, he really did caught me off guard at Han Shui and saved Huang Zhong."

Cao Pi: "Still unclear, maybe Zhuge Liang had assist you there, loser."

Zhuge Liang: "Historically, I was never there. That was in the games."

Zhou Yu: "Hahaha, Kongming. You amaze me for your laziness. Why didn't you go to the Han Zhong? Perhaps all those inventions you've been working on kept you from going to wars, I assume."

Zhuge Liang: "That and creating a political system."

Zhou Yu: "Ahh…."

Cao Cao: "I miss Guo Jia…"

Zhao Yun: "I miss Pang Tong…"

Liu Bei shows up.

Liu Bei: "Thank goodness, I wasn't a crybaby in this fic."

Cao Cao: "No, but you were funny and pathetic in the Chi Bi movie. That scene with you being such a womanizer and picking on Shang Xiang was priceless. You truly deserve the title General Who Encourage Hypocrisy."

Liu Bei: "So were you traitor!"

Sun Shang Xiang: "Why am I his wife again?"

Zhao Yun: "To preserve the alliance, Shang Xiang…."

Sun Shang Xiang: "Hmph…"

Zhen Ji: "Don't worry; I was on the same boat with you when I was at your age. I asked mother, why am I Yuan Xi's wife? And she said that to honor my brother Zhen Yan who passed away earlier."

Zhen Ji patted Sun Shang Xiang's back.

Zhao Yun: "I should have stopped Gongsun Zan from committing a political mistake….if that didn't happen, Zhen Ji and I would get married."

Zhen Ji: "……"

Cao Pi: "But, how? You're not even rich!"

Cao Cao: "He's more talented to marry her. That's the point."

Cao Pi: "What talents besides ….fighting!?"

Zhao Yun: "That's the question of why the historians suck at gathering information on people besides rulers and prime ministers…"

Zhuge Liang: "Zilong, don't blame me. It was LGZ, Chen Shou was upset that I executed his father….."

Liu Bei: "I should have hired a historian before the Han Zhong war…."

Liu Bei smacked his head.

Zhou Yu: "You ShuHan people commit the most mistakes in the era. I feel sorry for you Zhao Yun."

Zhao Yun: "No, I feel sorrier for you, because LGZ made you a cruel guy. The fic almost go overboard with your attitude in the Jing conflict."

Zhou Yu: "Nevermind Jing Zhou. I was heroic and that's the bottom line in Crimson Tide."

Sun Ruan Er: "Honey, am I relate to Sun Shang Xiang?"

Sun Shang Xiang: "If you were my Uncle Sun Jing's daughter, then that would be recorded in Zhao Yun's bio."

Sun Ruan Er: "Right…so, who likes to get poked by my needle of death?"

Zhen Ji: "Ruan Er, get off the panel. You're embarrassing Zilong…."

Sun Ruan Er gave a nasty glare at Zhen Ji and then left.

Zhao Yun: "Thank you…"

Zhen Ji: "No, thank you!"

Zhen Ji gave a short kiss.

Cao Pi: "What the hell are you doing kissing him!? You're supposed to give me a kiss!"

Guo Wang shows up.

Guo Wang: "Here's one to you, your imperial highness!"

Lady Guo kissed Cao Pi lustfully.

Zhen Ji: "Your true love, you evil bastard…. From now on, I want nothing to do with your family."

Cao Pi: "Why can't you accept her favor for grant?!"

Zhen Ji: "Because she's evil, just like you."

Guo Wang: "That's no way to speak to the Emperor."

Zhen Ji: "Correction, Traitor!"

Guo Wang and Zhen Ji get into an argument.

Cao Cao: "I don't know what to believe in Zhen Ji's death….she was a terrific daughter in law."

Zhao Yun: "Do you know her better than the beautiful woman she is? Going way back in her childhood….."

Cao Pi: "She's already one of ours even if she resents my ascension!"

Liu Bei: "Is this no different to how I put Liu Feng to death?"

Everyone nodded.

Liu Bei: "Oh Feng, forgive me!"

Zhuge Liang: "The fault was mine…I suggested the suicide…"

Yue Ying shows up.

Yue Ying: "Why didn't you refrain? How could you put Feng into that?"

Zhou Yu: "And here I thought ShuHan can forgive…."

Zhao Yun: "We can, but Xuande's main beef was the DEATH OF GUAN YU."

Zhou Yu: "And yet, Liu Feng doesn't deserve to suffer like that, so why the suicide? Look what happened to Zhen Ji"

Zhen Ji: "……."

Sun Shang Xiang: "You men had gone too far treating women like that!"

Ling Tong: "I saw Gan Ning tried to rape a woman."

Gan Ning: "Since when did I do something like that? That must be Pan Zhang you're talking about bub!"

SilentNinja: "People, what about Lady Mi?"

Zhao Yun: "Poor Lady Mi, she should have listened to me…"

Zhen Ji: "I'll never forgive my father in law on the tragedy of Chang Ban!"

Cao Cao: "I didn't expect my men to get rowdy….honest!"

Liu Bei: "And your cousins kidnapped my daughter!"

Zhao Yun: "One event that wasn't in the fic"

Sun Shang Xiang: "You have a daughter!?"

Liu Bei: "She was Lady Gan's kid. Liu Shan was Lady Mi's"

Sun Shang Xiang: "How terrible, why didn't you tell me this?!"

Liu Bei: "I'm a bad husband…."

Sun Shang Xiang "Right…"

Wu snickered.

Cao Cao: "I'm a bad father…"

Cao Zhi shows up.

Cao Zhi: "Hiccup!"

Cao Zhi waved at Zhen Ji.

Cao Pi smacked his head.

Cao Cao: "Zijian, please quit drinking and I promise I won't hurt your friends and wife."

Cao Zhi: "Everyone, look at my evil father and brother, the spawns of tyranny!"

Cao Cao and Cao Pi: "…….."

Zhen Ji: "Zijian…."

Everyone frowned.

SilentNinja: "You'll see more of Cao Zhi in the final chapters of Stallion Fury regarding to the succession and Cao Cao's Wei dukedom"

Zhao Yun: "Right after Ma Chao…"

Ma Chao, Ma Dai, and Ma Yun Lu show up.

Ma Chao: "Did somebody chant my name?!"

Cao Cao: "Oh god, no…please get the *BEEP* out of here…."

Cao Pi: "Hhahaha, Xi Liang. You're just in time to be the trash of this anniversary!"

Ma Chao: "Shut up, you murders! Have you both no shame for your greed, prejudice, unfairness, and injustice! Soon, I'll smite you all and your entire line!"

Zhen Ji: "That includes me and my family right? They had nothing to do with your father's death."

Ma Yun Lu: "Doesn't matter, you have to pay the price! I'll school you in Stallion Fury, Luoshen!"

Zhen Ji: "Like brother, like sister…"

Ma Dai: "Why am I in this omake?"

SilentNinja: "You're the important part of Ma family legacy and Stallion Fury"

Ma Dai: "Right….oh, what a drag."

Ma Dai takes a seat next to Zhuge Liang.

Cao Pi: "Did you enjoy killing your own allies, dumbass?"

Ma Chao: "What does that suppose to mean?"

Ma Dai banged his head on the table hard.

Cao Cao: "Can we end this special chapter quick? With that Xi Liang idiot here, it's ruining my image…"

SilentNinja: "Nope, since he's your creation. You have to endure his presence here."

Zhuge Liang: "Putting Ma Teng to death was another of Cao Cao's mistakes."

Cao Zhi: There's more deaths my family has done…..

Zhen Ji: Zijian, just drop it and stop drinking too heavily.

Zhen Ji snatched the alcohol from her brother in law.

Sima Yi show up.

Sima Yi: "I've been the mysterious character in the fic for some time."

Zhuge Liang: "Lurking in the shadows you do, Zhongda."

Sima Yi: "Yeesh, Jin is coming and soon you'll witness my rise to greatness."

Zhuge Liang: "Still won't change the fact that kingdoms rise and fall."

Liu Bei: "You fool, don't phrase it like that! We believe in restoring the Han dynasty!"

Zhuge Liang: "Erm, sorry my lord. Forgive my philosophy."

Zhao Yun: "Too many egomaniacs in my life…"

Zhen Ji: "Just form your own kingdom. You have people in your home at Changshan, the officials there. But why Gongsun Zan…"

Zhao Yun: "Because, I fight to restore the Han dynasty, not become another tyrant."

Cao Pi: "Jesus Christ, why so serious?"

Zhao Yun: "That's the way of a true hero."

Wei Yan shows up.

Wei Yan: "True Loyalty!"

Zhao Yun: "There you say it, Wenchang!"

Ma Chao: "True Justice is more like it!"

Zhao Yun: "Loyalty!"

Ma Chao: "Justice!"

Zhao Yun: "Loyalty!"

Ma Chao: "Justice!!!!"

Cao Pi: "Ambition!"

Zhen Ji: How about just…love…."

Xiao Qiao: "Make love, not war!"

Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, love."

Sima Yi: "You women are so pathetic…."

Yue Ying: "To strength love, we need passion."

Zhuge Liang: "That is correct"

Sima Yi: "The passion of you two working together. I admit that's spectacular."

Sima Yi's wife shows up.

Zhang Chunhua: "Zhongda, did you remember the time you met my father before we got married?"

Sima Yi: "Yes, that was in the comic Ravages of Time. Hello, my ambitious wife, you didn't, err….depose my concubines…?"

Sima Yi's wife: "I will if they keep their mouths shut about the sex."

Sima Yi: "Right, like I said, women are pathetic…"

Sima Yi's wife socks him so hard that her sons Sima Zhao and Sima Shi came in to drag their father up.

Sima Yi: "Sheesh, do you have to be violent?!"

Zhen Ji: "Chunhua…"

Sima Yi's wife: "Lady Zhen, did Guo Wang's rumors make you feel so pathetic enough to fight back by going in the capital instead of bad mouthing your husband?"

Zhen Ji: "Ex Husband and everything Guo Wang said were just false rumors. She'll never produce a son unless God wanted her to."

Guo Wang: "Now you're bringing God into this…."

Cao Pi: "Let her continue on her non sense. She's already dead before you,"

Zhao Yun: "Thank you everyone for enjoying Kingdom Under Fire: Crimson Tide as we celebrate the anniversary of Chi Bi. Be sure to play the Malaysia version of Chi Bi Online and the Chi Bi movie from the Woo man.

Zhou Yu: "Don't forget to nominate it as the Best Foreign Movie. We want an Oscar!"

SilentNinja: "Alright guys thank you very much for the celebration and thank you all for reading my fics. Crimson Tide reached 5,000 hits."

Sun Quan and Zhou Tai show up.

Sun Quan: "What the hell are you doing?! I'm supposed to be in the special!"

Zhou Tai: "If it wasn't for our lord, we'll be sitting ducks with Zhang Zhao."

Zhou Yu: "You weren't the one who persuade Zhongmou to surrender though."

Everyone waves at the fans while Sun Quan brags about how he led Wu into a powerful force to be reckon with.