"Aw..young love," she said.
"OMG I KNOW!" came Ali's voice from behind Carly. She turned to find Ali, who was still Caitlin's twin, clutching Cedric's arm with one hand, a plate of burnt looking waffles in the other.
"Don't they make a sweet cou-"
"I mean..Cedric and I are SOO adorable together, don't ya think?"
"Well, yeah..I guess s-"
"And aren't Cedric's waffles wonderful?" Ali cooed, completely ignoring Carly's statement.
"Er.." Ali glared at her, warning her.."OF COURSE! Well-well done Cedric," Carly said, glancing down at the black crumbs on the plate. Just then she saw Caitlin strutting down the stairs, sporting her black belt with "Cedric, I love you more than Ali" on it. Freddy looked very disgruntled behind her, wearing his "Sex Kitten" belt.
"OMGWTF?" Caitlin asked when she saw Ali clutching Cedric's arm. Ali spun around, and at the sight of Caitlin's belt, her face went blank. "WTF is that?" Caitlin added when she saw the waffles.
"It's Cedric's waffles.." Ali blurted out. Cedric was looking between them very..confusedly.
"What? I didn't make any waffles.." he said, and Ali nudged him hard in the ribs. He obviously didn't get the message though..cause he like...kept talking. "Ali..or..Caitlin..made them," he said. Carly and Caitlin gasped.
"You're a fraud!" Caitlin accused Ali. "I KNEW I saw you bring in the Eggos last week!"
"What? No..I.." Ali said, struggling to find the words.."I..don't know what your talking about, Ali!" Ali yelled, smirking. "Everyone knows that Caitlin can't make waffles, and that Caitlin was with Cedric this morning!"
"WTF? I'M CAITLIN!" Caitlin yelled.
"No, I'M CAITLIN!" Ali yelled back.
"ME!"
"ME!"
Carly left, again trying to avoid being hit with Caitlin's ziplock bags..and sure enough, just as she stepped on the stairs, she heard a shot fired, and a loud THUMP, meaning she had hit her target.
She went into the kitchen, where she found David, Josh, Cody, and Doug, who was still in his towel and had shampoo in his hair, all sitting at the table reading various magazines. Cody was reading "Weapon's Weekly", Josh reading "Emma Watson News", David reading "Let's Talk Bubbles", and finally, Doug was reading, "The Herbal Essences Times". Doug turned his magazine sideways, where a flip out picture fell, and his eyes got huge. He let out a loud whistle.
"That's one FIIIINE Cucumber Melon," he said softly. Carly cleared her throat, and they all looked up.
"What?" Cody said impatiently.
"Er...has anyone seen Rachel?" Carly asked. Josh opened his mouth to answer, but just then, they heard a high pitched scream from Brianna coming from the front door. They all got up and ran to the door, and stopped short at what they saw.
Brianna was hugging Bridget, who had gone..away for..something...for a long time.
"OMG BRIDGET!" they all yelled, just as the rest of the Topless Women had run downstairs. (OC- all but Ali, who had just been ziplocked. xD)
"HI GUYS!" Bridget exclaimed, and the next five minutes had the Topless Women taking turns hugging Bridget. When they were done, Bridget smiled and said, "And look who I brought!" she said excitedly, and in walked James Franco. All the girls went temporarily still, taking in his hotness. Sarah snapped out of it the quickest though.
"Hold it!" she said, walking towards James. She looked him squarely in the eyes. "How do we know he isn't Saralee?"
"DUN DUN DUN!" Freddy said dramatically. (OC- xDD Boy Meets World reference there)
"Cause..he isn't," Bridget said simply.
"DUN DUN DUN!" Freddy said again.
"Prove it.." Sarah replied.
"DUN DUN DUN!"
There was silence, and when no one had an answer, Rachel stepped forward slowly and dramatically.
"Bring him.." she said shortly, and David and Doug stepped forward and grabbed James's arms, taking him to the kitchen.
"DUN DUN DUN!"
"OMGAH..STFU FREDDY!" Caitlin yelled, and they walked silently into the kitchen.
Doug and David deposited James onto a single chair placed in the middle of the kitchen. A single light was transfixed over the chair, leaving the rest of the kitchen in complete darkness.
"Would anyone mind telling me what's going on here?" James asked no one in particular; although he couldn't see them, he knew the Topless Women were lurking around him in the dark.
"Sure, Franco. We'll be more than happy to answer all of your questions.." someone said from behind James. "...IF THAT'S WHAT YOUR REAL NAME IS!"
James barely flinched as Sarah burst through the light and shoved her face directly into his grill.
"Where were you exactly one week prior to this date?" Sarah asked without hesitation, staring James directly in the eye.
"Annapolis premiere" James replied simply.
Sarah began to pace around the chair, staring him down. "Nice cheekbones. You must've paid a fortune.."
"They're naturual."
"BULLSHIT!" Someone yelled from within the shadows. "Cedric's are real! Yours look all..not real!"
"Shut up, Caitlin.." an older male voice mumbled.
"Are you seeing anyone?" Sarah asked, not missing a beat.
"Well.." James started.
"How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Sarah said quickly, inturrupting him.
James' arm began to twitch at his side. "Aah.."
"LEAVE HIM ALONE!" someone cried. "JAAAAAMES!"
"Tell me, Mr. Franco..do you like..water?" Sarah asked, walking out of James' line of vision.
James began to rub nervously at his neck while his other arm continued to spasm at his side. He looked up to find Sarah standing infront of him with a jug of water in hand.
"W..hat do you plan on doing with that?" James asked hesitantly.
Sarah simply smirked, tipping the jug towards him.
"Alright, ENOUGH."
Sarah lowered the jug and stepped back from the chair to give James room to stand.
"You..figured me out." James said. "I'm not James Franco"
"You're a sick bitch, Saralee..you know that? You're under arrest for pissing us off and being ugly..." Sarah said, reaching for her handcuffs(OC: xD I'm making Sarah Sheriff of the Topless..Squadron, cause..like..well, I just did. And Carly can be Deputy)
"Wait, what? I don't know what you're talking about." James said, holding his hands up as a shield. "I don't know who this Saralee is, but..my real name is Caines Franco. See, James is my brother, but he's all like..better looking than me, so..I pretended to be him to get chicks."
"YOU DECIEVED ME!" someone cried.
"Psh, I knew he wasn't James Franco. He doesn't even look anything like him.." someone else added.
"Shut up, Caitlin.." an older male voice mumbled..again.
"No, look!" Caitlin said, stomping into the light. "Right here! He's missing an eyebrow hair! How can you not have noticed that? It's like, duuuuh!"
Random snorts were heard coming from the shadows.
Caine winced as Caitlin prodded at his brow. A look of saddness crossed his features. "..See? I wasn't blessed with a complete set of brow hairs like my brothers.."
"So, whats up with the water phobia then?" Sarah asked.
"Oh..I, uh..got a bad spray tan, so I gotta use makeup to cover it up..otherwise I'd look like an Oompa Loompa.." Caines admitted.
"Wow, looks great!" someone chirped from the shadows. "What product do you use? Cause, see, I'm trying to cover this zit I have, but my girlfriend said--"
"Just..go." Sarah said, inturrupting Harry. "Go and never return."
Caines silently exited the kitchen(but not before bumping into the wall nearest the exit, cause like..theres no light) and walked towards the front door. At the same time, Ali was coming down the stairs, rubbing her head.
"I'd like to see her try that again..nearly gave me a concussion.." Ali muttered to herself. She looked up and saw Caines nearing the front door.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHJAMESFRANCOILOVEYOUYOUSOFIIIIIIIINE!" Ali shrieked at the Top of her lungs.
"Hm?" Caines murmured, turning around just in time to see a blonde girl hurl herself from the 3rd step from the top of the staircase coming towards him..