RED FORMAN GETS PUNK'D

Kelso is outside of the Forman home.

"Hey, everybody. We're outside the Forman home, where we're about to play an awesome prank on Red himself. Yeah, what the set up is going to be is that we're going to have our friend here, Bob, to be that 'nosy' neighbor and notice that Red's car is missing. We've gotten Donna to take his car out for a ride, and so everything's in place. Let's go to the live feed!"

Red is sitting in his chair with the paper in his hands.

"I'm glad to see that you people have decided to tune in for another Red Forman Tidbit. Today, we'll be talking about transvestites and how..."

Red is interrupted by the door-bell.

"Who the hell could that be? And especially at this time of day!"

Red storms up to the door.

"If you're another one of those reps from FOX and think you can tear this house down, think again. I've got a shotgun!"

Red pulls the door open to find Bob at the door shaking.

"Bob? What the hell do you want?"

"Uhhh... Hey, Red."

"What is it, Bob?"

"I was just watering my yard and all when I noticed that your car isn't in the driveway."

"My car? You mean the Vista."

"No, that blue Corvette of yours."

"My wha? What do you mean it's not there!"

Red storms around back to the garage to see that the Vista is but his Corvette isn't.

"Eric!" Red yells.

Eric comes running around to the driveway. "Yes, dad?"

"Oh." Red looks around anxiously and calls for Kitty.

"Yes dear?" Kitty walks out with a pie in her hand.

"Call the police! I think someone stole my Corvette." Red runs inside to the living room to use the phone. Kitty follows and stands next to him as he starts to dial.

"When I get my hands on the guy who did this, I'll blow him away."

Kitty wiggles around trying to keep the secret, but blurts it out.

"Red, Donna asked me if she could take the car out because Kelso wanted to prank you." She laughs, "They wanted me to keep it a secret, but I guess it slipped out!"

"What?" Red puts down the phone slowly as Kelso runs into the house.

"You weren't supposed to tell him!" Kelso stares dumbfoundedly at what to do next as Kitty runs into the kitchen where Bob and Eric come in.

"Well, you just got Punk'd Red!" Kelso laughs as he says it.

"Oh, you thickheaded son of a bitch!" Red reaches under his chair to pull out a shotgun. "Punk'd this, dumbass!"

Red starts after Kelso with his shotgun, Kelso screams like a girl and runs out of the house while Red follows him to the door. Red sees that he's still on the air, throws the shotgun behind the couch, and turns back toward the camera smiling. Eric and Bob look at each other, and quickly rush into the kitchen to get away from Red.

"I'm Red Forman. This is my show. If none of you can accept that, then I'm sure you won't mind my foot in your ass, or lead up your..." Red stops after he turns his attention to behind the camera where then he nods and continues to talk. "It looks like we're out of time! Come back next time where we'll talk politics! I'm Red Forman, good night."

Red runs out of the door with the shotgun to chase after Kelso.

TV AD: Red drives his Corvette to an alleyway. In the backseat is a gagged Kelso. After he parks the car, Red gets out with his shotgun and looks to the camera.

"Corvette. Perfect for that weekend getaway or that one messy job you should've taken care of years ago." Red turns his head to Kelso who tries to scream.

THE END

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