Hey guys, what's Chapter 9 + Chapter 10?
CHAPTER 21!
Today, since I'm going to the Oh-So dreaded dentist, I will be doing "the Warriors go to the Dentist!" PLUS "The Warriors Go To Math Class." Enjoy! ;D
"Hello, Bramblestar." Nerrdkit the Dentist said.
"NERRDKIT?! YOU A DENTIST GUY...?!" Bramblestar shouted.
"Shhh!"
"THIS ISNT A LIBRARY!"
"But there's one next door... And these are the least sound proof walls on the planet."
"Now, it's ok, Bramblestar, you're in good hands! These are professional dentists we have here!" Dentistdoctor said.
Somecat then screamed, "AUUUGH!" And blood splattered everywhere.
"Oops... I think I might've killed Crampedpaw..." Crampedpaw's dentist said.
"Ehh... Who cares?"
"AUUUGH!" Crampedpaw screamed.
The cats from the library only said, "shh!"
"Er... Ok, Bramblestar, let's take a look at that-" Dentistdoctor looked at his teeth and almost threw up.
"OH GREAT STARCLAN?! DO YOU EVER BRUSH YOUR TEETH?! LET ME SEE THE TOOTHPASTE THAT YOU USE!"
Bramblestar gave him ThunderClan's favorite Catmint-Flavored Toothpaste, With Real Toothpaste!™
"What?! Catmint flavored?! No wonder you guys get high a lot! This isn't even professional toothpaste! We're gonna have to wash you're teeth with our Extra Disgupaste!™
"Oh the terrible memories..." Skrubface cried. "And I haven't been here for a year straight... I'm friggin' screwed... SCREWED!"
"SHUT UP! SCREAMING IS NOT GOOD IN THE LIBRARY!" Somecat in the library screamed.
"How can cats read?! IM SERIOUS!" Lilyheart screamed back.
"YOU ASKED THAT 20 CHAPTERS AGO! SHUT UUUPPPP! IUsuauaiisosososops!"
Then everyone silenced.
"NGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!" Lilyheart yelled, being kicked out of the Dentist.
"Ok, Bramblestar, now we have to put that crud that you can't swallow or it will make you puke!"
"Oh the terrible gagyous memories... Especially since I have a terrible gag reflex... I can't even eat cor-"
"Gagyous isn't a word." Nerdkit explained.
"SHUT UP!" Skrubface yelled at him.
Bramblestar then threw up all over the place.
"AHHH WHAT THE FU-"
"Hey! I'm sorry! I have a bad gag reflex too..." Bramblestar cried.
"Well whatever, since you have about 12 cavities, we're gonna send you to the TOOTH DRILLING ZONE!"
"Stop trying to make that sound scary." Cavitykit said.
"I'm a day old and I'm not scared of it."
"Well that's because you're a little baby kit! You're stupid!" Nerrdkit exclaimed.
"Oh, shuddup!" Cavitykit said.
"Am I a turtle?" Skrubface asked.
"SHUT UP!" Librariesaresupposedtobequietimabossypants said.
"Hi Librariesaresupposedtobequietimabossypants..." The cats groaned.
The dentists by then were distracted, so the same that that happened to Crampedkit happened to Bramblestar, so he lost a lofe...
I mean life! Bramblestar doesn't like Meatloaf...
THE WARRIORS GO TO MATH CLASS!
"Hello... Kits...?" Nerdkit said.
"Hi Nerdkit." Bramblestar, Firestar, and Bluestar groaned.
"Wow! The last three leaders of ThunderClan needing assistance in math from a kit! Heheh... I'm honored!" Nerdkit said.
"Anyways, quick warmup, what's 93949202 times 394 divided by 50000 minus 503?"
"Er.. 21?" Bluestar said, smiling at the kit.
"No! It's 739,816.712! You guys really do need some help!"
The 3 leaders groaned.
"Cheer up! You guys will soon be nerd like me! I know it!"
The 3 cats groaned more.
"Ok! Er... Guys! What's 9+10?"
The three cats looked up quickly, with a smile on their faces.
"21!" They screamed.
"No! It's 19!"
The three leaders looked at each other in confusion.
"What do you mean?" They asked.
"Oh... Are you talking about that stupid 21 joke? That isn't funny."
"We're sorry." Firestar said.
"We'll answer it correctly this time."
"Alright, now, what's Nine plus Te-"
"21!"
"AUUUGH!"
"Sorry..."
"Good. WHATS NINE PLUS TE-"
"21!"
"NINE PLUS TEN!"
"21!"
And after it repeated for 10-20 minutes, the bell rang.
"AUGH! YOU GUYS DIDNT EVEN LEARN ANYTHING! GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM! IM A FAILURE! MMMMM GRRRNHAHAHAHAHAJJAAJHAH!"
"I guess kits really don't make good teachers..." Bluestar said
But Nerdkit! It really is 2-
Oh, hi! Heheh... I didn't think we'd be on yet... Er...
bai!