Chapter 21

AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk You know, insulting us isn't gonna make us stop. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong yes, yes it is ok koz dat bich ravern didn't write your story for you? Sorry, but betaing doesn't work that way. cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help and now you're thanking her. btw transilvana rox hrad! I bet it got a whole lot better when you left.1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed! Poor castle. Poor, poor castle.

Later we all went in the skull. Wait…they left? I cant't remember what's happening. Draco was crying in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice. Oh, now I remember. Also, it's impossible to talk in a gothic voice, as far as I know.

"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily GO DRACO! He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. How does your gait betray your intentions?I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide He already did, though! This story is really confusing.

"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."

Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.

"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face and now he has a pale on his head. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone I'm not a word that is pronounced the same way as another word. I'm pretty sure no one is. Oh, you meant homophobe? den fuk of!) I have proof that you're a homophobe, Tara, dear.

And then….. I'm starting to despise ellipses we herd sum footsteps how does one herd footsteps?! Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke invisible drugs or invisible beverage? We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris Mrs. Norris's husband! there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand. She means Filch, doesn't she? Wowwww. He must REALLY love Mrs. Norris.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth Filch's brother, I assume? come BBAAAAD MENTAL IMAGE!. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly Oh, I see. It's kinda like a gender bender.

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.

"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Ah, the definition of Evondy!Vampire said under his breast under his BREAST? *dies laughing* He must be a transgender now, with his womb and breasts in a disgusted way.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked wait, the cloak isn't invisible? Oh, right, the COKE is invisible! Filth nodded. And then….Vampir frenched me! I'd stay with Draco, he has better timing. He did it jus as….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining the lives of innocent readers away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.

"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?"Of course, he's obviously very happy.

"I guess though." Draco weeped um, wasn't he slitting his wrists a second ago? We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) No. on the gothic red bed together. I thought you had a coffin in your room...As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now yet another example of Tara's many talents. There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1 Who?