1(A/N) Haha. I knew you'd like that, Lionsheart13771. :) haha. I did that on perpose.
As A Demon
(Inuyasha)
Inuyasha stared grumpily at the people in front of him. Who the hell did they think they were? And he was so close too. "Damn."
"Inuyasha? Did you say something?" Kagome asked, looking up at him with a too-innocent expression.
"Keh. No."
"Anyways." Shippou drawled, returning Kagome and her strange friends to the conversation they were having earlier, "So right when the ugly bird thing came to eat me up, Sango came in and bam!" The little Kitsune spread his arms wide to extenuate his words. "The thing was dead. And alls she did was kick it. Once!"
"Wow." Kagome told her nephue. "That sounds like quite the adventure."
"Oh, it was!"
Kagome turned to her two best friends. "So before that where'd you guys disappear to?"
Sango and Miroku exchanged a nervous glance. "Well, as you know, we went to get some..."
"Firewood?" Kagome supplied, a little suspicious at their guilty expressions.
"Yes, well." Miroku fiddled with his hands. "We were going to..."
Sango slanted a glance sideways at him. "We were. Until Hentai here decided to cop a feel."
Shrugging, Miroku grinned. "I couldn't help myself. My hands you see, they're cursed."
Inuyasha staired at him incredulously. "That's sick."
Sango nodded seriously. "It is. But you get used to it after a while. Anyways, so he grabbed my butt, and I smacked him."
Kagome frowned. "So... It took you all this time to smack him?"
"No, no. I smacked him, and he grabbed my wrist, and we... we..." She looked at the ground.
"Ya made out." Inuyasha growled. How dare they leave Kagome unprotected just to go off and swap some fugging spit!
Miroku looked offended. "No! I would never make out like that in the wide open where anyone can just walk up and see!"
Sango gave him a look. "But that's exactly what we did, Houshi."
Shippou laughed. Kagome sighed. And Inuyasha looked disgusted.
The only reason he wasn't commiting homicide right now was because Kagome probably wouldn't like it.