Disclaimer: Dragonball Z, nor Sailor Moon, are my property. But if they were, I'd sue anybody who puts them in a crossover.

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(Today's Case: Sailor Moon and her gaggle of idiot valley girl superheroes is suing Goku and his gaggle of screaming ninnies for taking away the long, drawn-out transformations that Sailor Moon is famous for.

Plaintiff: Idiot Valley Girls

Defendant: Screaming Ninnies)

"All rise for the... uh..." Cell stopped to thing for a second, then snapped his fingers, accidentally causing some planet somewhere to explode in the process. "All rise for the reason that you guys are rising right now! Yeah!"

Justin entered the courtroom and got behind the podium.

"Hey, nice suit," Justin smiled at the angry android.

"Hey, piss off," Cell snapped. "My wings and little tail thing in my back are sprouting out, I look absolutely ri-goddamn-diculous."

Justin merely rolled his eyes. "Alright, today's case IS...?"

"Well, today we've got Sailor Moon's Valley Girls suing Dragonball Z's Screaming Ninnies for plagiarizing the long, boring, ridiculous transformation scenes that Sailor Moon made HUGE."

"Oh, God, this is how low we've gone?" Justin put a hand on his forehead. "That's something that you shouldn't even want to be known for! Well, at least we can get a little entertainment in it. Send the teams in!"

With that, Cell grabbed a microphone that had slowly lowered from the ceiling above his head and the announcing began.

"Okay, the first team introduced today is the opposing team who has just come out of their long retirement, or cancellation if you want to be a dick about it, and are going to do battle with our defending team today! Please give a warm 'GO TO HELL' to," Cell pointed dramatically at the door, "...the Idiot Valley Girls!"

The Idiot Valley Girls, consisting of Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, and Sailor Penis... or Venus, shit, it's been a long time since I watched the show, I have no clue. In fact, when this is over, I might go watch an episode on YouTube out of boredom, if they have one, the bastards. Anyway, yeah, they came in.

"Lovely football jerseys, ladies," Cell deadpanned.

Sailor Penus... Venis... whatever, responded, "What? We're not wearing football jerseys, we're wearing strings we sowed together at the last minute with plastic makeshift knitting needles."

"Uh, I think he was being sarcastic."

"Oopey-doop!" responded Moon, the leader girl. "Sarcasm evades us, because we is dumb... dumb as hell."

Cell's eyes narrowed. "...Okay, then, moving on. The defending team is a team you all know and love, and they need no introduction! But we're giving them one anyway, because we have some time to kill! Please welcome this team with a warm "howdy do", it's the screaming ninnies!"

The Screaming Ninnies, consisting of Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, Gohan, and Krillin, because it's hilarious seeing a midget in a football jersey, ran out and faced the Idiot Valley Girls on the opposite side of the courtroom.

Justin stood up. "Here's how this is going to work: you guys will have a court case football match style, and I'll commentate! Of course, since I have no goddamn idea how football actually works, this won't make sense in the least bit!"

Goku gaped at the judge. "You mean, we get to tackle them?"

"Goku..." Breast-Father AKA Chi-Chi's menacing growl made its home in Goku's spine.

"Sorry, Breast-Father!"

"Kakarot, do you honestly care about what your wife thinks?" Vegeta growled.

"The only reason you say that is because Bulma is in a nursing home!"

Justin sat back down, bored with the entire situation. "Alright, you know what? If you guys are too damn nervous, then let's just not bother. I don't know exactly what happens in football, nor do I care to know, and you guys are a bunch of huge wusses. Just have a boring, normal case, and get to your desks."

The opposing teams went to their desks. Actually, Trunks and the Sailor Scouts were the only ones that go to their desks, the other four dudes just sort of stared at the Sailor Scouts.

"...Go to your desks!"

Goku slowly turned to half-acknowledge the judge. "...What?"

"Ugh! Just get out of the courtroom!"

"Uh, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening," Gohan mumbled.

"For the love of God, there's a massive puddle of drool where you're standing, don't you realize that?"

"Who?" Vegeta mumbled as well.

Finally, Breast-Father, Videl, and Android 18 grabbed Goku, Gohan and Krillin and pulled them out of the courtroom by their ears in anime fashion. Android 18 also grabbed Vegeta.

Trunks hit his own chest. "Well, I guess it's up to me then!"

Justin rolled his eyes at Trunks, then proceeded. "Okay, we all know the case and we know that DBZ came before Sailor Moon by about three years. So, Dragonball Z obviously didn't copy jack."

"Wait, we have a lawyer and stuff!" Sailor Mars protested.

"Fine. Who is it? Hyperchicken?"

"Nope, it's the one and only-" Moon began.

Justin interrupted. "Oh, no, not that goddamned-"

The voice of a terminal dumbass was heard throughout the room. "Tuxedo Mask!"

Tuxedo Mask jumped out of God knows where, probably out of someone's ass, and threw a rose at Trunks' desk, piercing it... somehow.

"I, Tuxedo Mask, vow to-"

Justin flew into a rage. "Look what you did to my desk, you asshole!"

"The Sailor Scouts-"

"Do you have any way of imagining how much money that cost? Do you, you retarded motherfucker?"

Sailor Moon's turn to be interrupted. "Hey, don't, like, insult him like-"

"Dragonball Z is innocent, and just because you invited Tuxedo Mask here, I'm having Cell kill all six of you!"

"Hey, we can-" Tuxedo Mask tried again.

"I'll give you a five second head start," grinned Cell, charging his death beam.

After the five-second headstarts, where they didn't do shit, Cell used death beams from his fingers to murder all six of them.

"Well, a little bloody, but it got the job done," shrugged Justin. "Case closed. Cell, clean this up."

"Ugh, damn it."

"Oh, and if you get ANY of Tuxedo Mask's blood on you... you're fired."

Trunks whined, "I can't believe I have BLOOD all over my cute purple jacket!"

THE END!