You turn to see a computer screen showing a YouTube video with over 8,000,000,000,000,000 dislikes, which is physically impossible. You can see thaat it is made by LogangJakePaulerLoveer3789, or as you know him on this site, Best Loud House Lemon Fics.
You then see some random kid run towards the screen with a piece of paper humming to Cartoons, "On and On". He was practically ripping the paper while crushing it. "HEY GOYS!", he yelled with a smile, revealing his teeth that looked like fucking popcorn kernels.
He started to dance around like a white kid after shooting up a school and the cops start shooting the blacck kid running out. "ANYWAY! TWODAY WE ARE GOING TO BE DOOING A TWOTORIAL ON HOW TO BE AS SUCCESSFUL AND AMAZING AS ME ON THE SITE!", he yelled.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!", the neighbor yelled. BLHLF pulled out a Nerf gun and started shooting the house, "STOP BEEING SUCH A MEENIE!", he yelled. He then looked back to the camera, "Lets go to the lab where I come up with all my great content!", he exclaimed, again smiling.
He ran into his house and burst down the door, until his dad ran out and smacked him over the head with his belt. "BREAK MY DOOR AND ILL BREAK YO RIBS!", he yelled. The video cut there, until the camera came back showing BLHLF's face, with dried tear marks streaming down his face and Cheeto dust around his mouth.
"Alright guys, all you have to do is find a nice storie, take The Bodacious E's Lovers Passion.", he explained. "Then you just copy paste it with a tad bit of a change at the end.", he said, doing the deed. "I already did this before, but some pepole huwt me, so I had to change it. But luckily, we wont worry abowt them any more, I sent a bomb to their HQ!", he laughed.
Meanwhile, at Loud Writers HQ, Flagg, 763Boi, and GD stood at the door tapping their feet, the fake TNT from that boring ass game Chrono Bomb was hooked up to the door. They just sat there with puzzled faces, "Ill get the bat.", Flagg said, he was getting tired of this bullshit.
"ALRIGHT! LETS SEE THESE REVEWS!", BLHLF yelled. He clicked on his storie, "Aw, dey beeing mean again!", he yelled. "Dont worry though, I came up with some great comebacks!", he yelled as he started to type some. "Alright, so That Engineer said I was being kinda dumb, and I respect him for writing Singinphobio, but whatever.", BLHLF said.
Then he heard cars oulling up outside and the cocking of a Desert Eagle, then a couple gunshots spraying his window. "SHIT! THEY HEWE AGAIN! MAGICAL JETPACK RISE!", he yelled as he put a cardboard box with paper towel rolls taped to the sides on his back. He pulled the string as confetti came out, "But, the video said it would make a jetpack!", he yelled. Then he punched a wall, which of course made him scream in pain. He cried as he saw a smoke bomb pop in as it exploded, it turnt out to also be nrperve gas as he collapsed to the ground.
He woke up near the part of the sewers where they let the water rush out as he was tied to a chair. He then heard a big creak as the door holding the water back started to pop open.