Donquixote Law

Title: Donquixote Law
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: Corazon failed. The Op-Op Fruit didn't save Law and he succumbed to illness. Doflamingo didn't kill Corazon; he kept him prisoner. A year later, Doflamingo has a biological son, whom he named after Law.
Warnings/Tags: A LOT of OOCness; AU; Reincarnation
A/N: If two of the same characters are present in the same scene aside from phone calls, the one from the Canon Universe will be Canon [Name] except Trafalgar/Torao.

Doflamingo—30 years old
Corazon—28 years old
Donquixote Law—2 years old; Including Previous Life 15 years old
Baby 5—13 years old
Bellemere—28 years old
Nami—8 years old
Nojiko—10 years old
Luffy—7 years old
Ace—10 years old
Sabo—10 years old

Canon Universe

"Doffy, we have good news and bad news," Diamante told Doflamingo. "We found Genkaku Sicarius in Dressrosa, but Pica ended up killing him,"

"He was laughing at my voice!" Pica defended.

"But Pica, we failed Doffy's orders!" Trebol argued.

"It doesn't matter anymore," Doflamingo said. "We'll just let them come to us," He dialed the Den-Den Mushi to the one that has been calling theirs. For some reason they still had the Visual Den-Den Mushi connected.

"Smoker I swear we didn't forget about you!" Corazon said.

"Corazon," Doflamingo addressed.

"Evil Doffy?" Corazon questioned. "What do you want?"

"We will be killing Smoker and Law's friends soon," Doflamingo threatened. "You better send Law to rescue them,"

"CORAZON!" Doflamingo ran up to his brother. "Torao called me Dadmingo again!"

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! A SLIP OF THE TONGUE!"

"You finally accept me as your dad!" Doflamingo hugged the Surgeon of Death.

Doflamingo and his executives stared at the projected scene. "Law, you called me in another universe Dadmingo?"

"NO!"

"He did!" Doflamingo said.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Trafalgar drew his sword but Law was in front of him.

"Big bodder huwt Dada?" Law asked, tears welling up. He was covered in bandages.

"Chibi-ya, I'm not gonna hurt Dad—DOFLAMINGO!" Trafalgar said. "I'm gonna kill him,"

"Are we sure that's Law from our universe?" Diamante asked.

"He's got the want to kill me part but the rest I'm not sure," Doflamingo answered.

"Doflamingo, let go of me!" Trafalgar protested when he was hugged by the tall blonde.

"Torao!" Luffy called. "I'll save you! He tried to break the cage but the bars were made of seastone. "So weak…"

"It's no use, Lucy," Violet said. "You can't break the seastone cage,"

"Torao!" Luffy shouted.

"Don't worry kid, my son's fine," Doflamingo assured. "No harm will come to him,"

"So…" Corazon said awkwardly. "Tell Smoker that we'll be able to rescue him after the wedding,"

"Wedding?" Smoker asked, still in pain from his wounds. "What wedding?"

"Bellemere-ya and Cora-san are getting married," Trafalgar informed.

"Why can't you save me right now?" Smoker queried. "It's been hours!"

"Hours!?" Trafalgar exclaimed. "It's been months in this universe!"

"Uh…it has to do with timing!" Corazon lied. "But you can watch the wedding ceremony which will take place in a few days. Oh no our signal is breaking up—BZZ!"

"Cowa ish jush makin' sund," Law said.

"BZZZ—" Corazon hung up.

"Wow, that's cold-iin," Machvise said.

"They chose a wedding over their comrade's safety," Gladius agreed.

Donquixote Law Universe

"Jora, you go help Bellemere with choosing her wedding costume," Doflamingo ordered after they hung up. "The rest of us need to find a costume made from nonflammable materials,"

"Doffy, I assure you that I won't catch fire that easily," Corazon claimed, lighting a cigarette. It's pretty obvious what happened next.

XXX

The wedding theme was Halloween costumes. "Why?" Trafalgar asked. "Just why can't it be a normal traditional wedding?"

"Because those are so mainstream!" Bellemere answered. "Also, I'm pretty sure Roci can be a horse,"

"Why would Cora-san be a horse?" Buffalo asked.

"I guess you guys didn't read The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha by Miguel de Cervantes," Bellemere chuckled.

Trafalgar burst out in laughter. Everyone stared at him as if he had grown another head. "T-The Ingenious G-G-Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha!"

"Torao, what's funny?" Nami asked.

"When Cora-san and I were traveling together, I read that book," Trafalgar couldn't help but grin. "Don Quixote's horse was really clumsy. Guess what the horse's name was,"

"What was it?" Nojiko asked.

"Rocinante!" And then they all laughed loudly together.

'Shit!' Trafalgar thought. 'I need to regain my composure! I'm laughing! I'm not supposed to let my emotions be this visible!'

XXX

The Heart Pirates, Law, Nami, Nojiko, Bepo, Penguin, Baby 5, Dellinger, and Buffalo stared at Corazon. "Yes?" Corazon asked. "Do you all need something?"

"Dress up as a horse for the wedding,"

That request caused Corazon to stare at them. "What?"

"Dress up as Rocinante,"

Corazon immediately knew what was going on after they used that name. "Who told you about that book!?"

"Mom/Bellemere-san/Bellemere-ya,"

"I'm not dressing up as a horse," Corazon claimed. "I'm nothing like Rocinante,"

"You're clumsy-dasuyan," Buffalo said.

"It's all an act!" Corazon lied.

"You were engaged in a task beyond your capacities," Trafalgar pointed out. "You versus the entire Donquixote Pirates,"

"I had Marine backup on Minion Island!" Corazon responded.

"You're past your prime," Nami and Nojiko told him.

"No I'm not!" Corazon protested.

"Cowa old!" Law declared.

"Fufufu," That laugh sounded a lot like Doflamingo's, but Trafalgar knew it wasn't him from this universe. Trafalgar slowly turned around to see Canon Doflamingo and his whole family. "Hello Law,"

"How did you get here!?" Trafalgar demanded, drawing Kikoku.

"Sicko," Canon Doflamingo answered.

"IT'S SICARIUS!" Sicarius snapped.

"Law," Corazon ordered. "Call Doffy,"

"DAAADAAA!"

Almost immediately, Doflamingo appeared. "What's wrong Law!?" He glared at the newcomers and instinctively stepped in front of his family. "What do you want?"

"We're here to attend the wedding," Canon Doflamingo claimed.

"You liar!" Trafalgar accused. "Don't trust them Dadmingo!"

"Why don't we set up a proposition?" Canon Doflamingo suggested. "We'll only stay for the wedding,"

"Stay for the wedding and then leave," Doflamingo agreed. 'Don't wanna ruin the plans because of those guys,' He picked up Law. "Let's go get your costume picked out,"

"'Kay Dada," Law nodded and everyone except the Heart Pirates went left.

"Hey Law," Canon Doflamingo asked the Surgeon of Death. "Dadmingo?"

Trafalgar immediately turned red. "Shut up!" He stuck the middle finger at him.

"Dadmingo and his family is better than you and your family!" The Heart Pirates mimicked their captain.

Veins bulged in Canon Doflamingo's forehead, but he didn't do anything brash. 'No, I must be patient for the plan to work,'

Originally, I didn't intend to have the Canon Donquixote Pirate travel to the Donquixote Law Universe, but Sicko needs an accomplice. This was going to be one giant CoraBelle wedding but I realized weddings don't take a single day to plan, it takes a lot of time.
If you need a break from all this crack, I'm working on a serious version of this story: The Heart's Pain.