Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Action in anyway. Umm... (tries to think of pun to put in the disclaimer) I got nothing.

Note: It's time for the first female showdown between Amy and Zoey. I will include these two characters as much as possible in this chapter so don't worry.

Rating Note: Rated K+ for the showdown Chris has in store for the two girls.


Answers To Comments

Realityshowfan -You're right about the fact that Ashley, Duncan, and Heather are antagonists, but remember the mystery character? That character will be the most evil one of them all. I'll try to develop the plot of DJ's place in an antagonist's alliance and his love hexagon thing more in the next chapter, sorry if you are disappointed. What did you mean by you predicted that Zoey would be the first female eliminated since the beginning? Not spoiling anything though, there will be a confrontation between Zoey and another character that will make the bout not completely one sided. The main protagonist girl is Amy so you're right about that, but I was surprised that you didn't include Emo as one of your possibilities as the main protagonist boy! All of the boys have an equal shot at being the main protagonist so guess away!

Everybody - I will be taking another break after this episode to work on Turtle Dove, my second Noah/Lindsay one shot. I hope you can check it out!

Let the drama begin...

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Chapter 3 Part 4 - The Dramatic Chapter No One Expected To Be Dramatic


Control Room

"What are you doing, pretty boy?" Chef asked Chris.

"I'm looking for a showdown that will help me get close to Amy," the host replied as he scrolled down the list of showdowns, "but I haven't found anything good enough yet."

He continued searching until he found one that made his lips curl into a wicked grin.

"This is gonna be awesome." he purred.


Rookie Camp

Amy was packing her stuff when Jazz and Dana came in.

"Hey girls," she greeted, "how are you?"

"We're just fine," Jazz said, "just wanted to wish you luck."

The shy girl thanked them as she grabbed her suitcase and walked out of the cabin.

"Let's talk strategy," Dana suggested, "mono a mono."

"Of course. First off, we have to change your wardrobe completely..."

"Weren't we supposed to talk about strategy?" the tomboy reminded her fashionista partner.

"This is strategy," Jazz explained to her, "strategy for looking good in the summer sun."

"No I mean how should we make our path to the final two..."

"Good eve to you girls." Rebeccah came in carrying her bible, "How are we this fine evening?"

"Just lovely Rebeccah," the fashionista responded, "we three should form an alliance..."

"Don't do it Rebeccah," Dana mouthed to her, "she will be your doom!"

Before she knew it, the blonde amish girl had fully agreed to Jazz's proposal. The tomboy face palmed as the trio walked out of their cabin.

On the dock, Zoey was smoking a cigarette with her legs dangling over the ledge. She noticed Ashley coming over from the corner of her eye and she faced her.

"What do you want?" the redhead grumbled.

"Oh nothing," the movie star responded, "just wanted to wish you luck in the showdown."

"Whatever," Zoey scoffed, "I'll probably lose."

She blew cigarette smoke in Ashley's face, making her have a coughing fit as she ran off. Zoey let out a small chuckle at the blonde's misfortune and she continued smoking.

"I know how you feel Zoey." Emo was sitting at the other end of the dock across from the druggie.

"What do you mean by that?" she replied in a rare tone of disbelief.

"I know what it feels like to be lonely and to have no one care about you." the brunette explained.

"How did you know... about... my dad?" Zoey stammered, still shocked and bewildered.

"I heard you whimpering in your nightmare about your alleged "father"."

The world was spinning for the redhead drug addict as she recalled about her nightmare about being battered back at home. Emo pulled a cigarette and started smoking it as well, much to her shock.

"Those things... are bad for you..." Zoey whimpered.

"So you're finally accepting your problem." Emo sighed.

"Do you think I wanted to be this way?" the druggie asked, getting angry, "A drugged-up whore without a home?!"

"You're not a whore." the mocha skinned emo told her, "You're much better that. You already have potential far greater than I would ever have."

"I have never heard anything like that in my life." Zoey said quietly, "I truly want to quit, nothing ever seems to work though."

"I'll help you," Emo said, "I'll do whatever it takes to give you a life you deserve."

"Why would you want to help someone like me?" the redhead asked once again.

"My great great grandmother was an Iroquois chief," the Native Canadian explained, "she taught my tribe that everyone had potential to accomplish great things when she was still alive."

"Wow," Zoey said, being deeply impacted, "never knew that people were so... loving."

"Most people are," Emo explained, "I knew someone who did something horrible and framed me for it. She was using me as a scapegoat!" His growl grew into a scream as he threw his cigarette in the water in fury.

"Who would do such a thing?" the red haired drug addict asked.

The emo opened his mouth to say something, but he heard Derek approaching with his tiki torch.

"It's time for the showdown," he said, "let's go."

"Thanks," Zoey said, "you're a really good friend Emo."

The two boys watched as the druggie took her luggage and ran off to catch up with the others.

"What did you tell her anyway?" the blonde grommet asked while raising an eyebrow.

"Just a little pep talk." Emo replied with something very rare, a smile.


Vilecano

The two teams once again entered the eerie volcano on their respective sides. They watched in awe as the moon once again reached the highest point in the sky and covered the vent. Izzy, Chef, and Chris arose from their respective platforms, the latter wearing an incorrigible grin.

"Welcome to your third night in New Zealand!" he greeted, "Amy, Zoey, grab your torches and approach the flame."

The two girls did so and awaited the randomly chosen showdown. The host gave a nod to Chef and he lowered the screen and waited for the right moment. When the screen finally stopped flashing, most of the campers gasped in horror at the showdown.

"Lap Dancing," Chris said in a rehearsed tone, "what a surprise. Amy, you'll be with me while Zoey will be with Chef." The host purred evilly as he took the shy girl by the arm and escorted her to his love seat, the latter looking to her team with pleading eyes.


(Cruelfessional - Not A Very Good Love Seat)

Amy - (eyes widen) And I actually thought the host was starting to become decent. (she scoffs) Typical of that cretin.

Bridgette - I just don't get Chris's thing with Amy. She already turned you down, so it's best if you get over it.


Sexy music started to play while both girls hesitantly serenaded their respective men. Zoey was the most in it by far when she almost felt confortable shaking her booty on Chef.

"Put his head in your boobs," Jazz called out to Amy, "that'll turn on a man on for sure!"

"I'd rather be with Chef at this point." the shy girl grumbled inaudibly as she pushed her chest in Chris's face. The host stained her shirt with blood that came out of his nose as she stood back up. Amy took Zoey's strategy and shook her butt in front of Chris, the pained look on her face disgusting most of the other campers.

"You know what would make this so much better?" Chris asked seductively.

"What?" the brunette grumbled.

"THIS!" the host lifted up her skirt and snapped her panties before lowering it again.

Amy forcefully released Chris's grip on her and blushed angrily as she covered her backside. The shy girl then pushed Chris off his seat, making the music stop.

"I forefit this match!" she screamed, "I don't care if I get eliminated!!"

"OW!" the host wailed, "whatever you say."

During the five minutes Chris took to get dusted off, Amy gave her farewells to the rest of her team. The sadistic host called the two girls bacck to the center to announce the winner.

"I think we have a winner here," he announced as he raised one of the girls' arms up.

Winner: Amy


"What?!" the shy girl exclaimed, "But I forefited!"

"All that matters is that you're sexy." Chris told her, "Zoey, please present your torch."

The druggie sighed and presented her torch, casting a small smile to Emo.

"Into the fire and out of the dust," the host chanted, "Zoey, your spirit is dead to us." Chris snuffed the torch with the sound of a gong, the unwavering grin on Zoey's face annoying him greatly.

"Aren't you sad that you're eliminated?" the host asked her yearningly.

"No, not really," she responded, "bye everyone."

She stuck her hands in her pockets and whistled as she walked down the Dock of Shame to the Boat of Losers.

"You enjoyed that, didn't you?" Fransisco growled after she left.

"Yes I did," Chris stated matter-of-factly, "very much."


(Cruelfessional - The Place Where Loose Ends Are Tied)

Ashley - Am I sad that Amy didn't go home? Nope, I have three more girls I can throw into the fire.


Rookie Camp

The movie star ran out screaming from the girl's cabin, constantly scratching herself.

"I can't believe you put itching cream in her lotion." Amy giggled.

"It was the least I could do for a friend." Jazz said.

Emo saw the four girls laughing at Ashley on the dock and sighed.

"Good luck Zoey." he whispered as he stared into the stars.


(Audition Tape #2 - Zoey)

"Hey," the druggie greeted while smoking a cigarette, "I'm Zoey and I want to be on your show."

"I'm getting ahead of myself though," she continued as she walked down her dark alley, "the real reason I want to come on is to escape this dump and get somewhere actually decent for once."

"There you are you little whore!!" a deep voice bellowed.

"Dammit," Zoey whimpered as her eyes widened, "gotta go!" She turned the camera off.


Camper Tally

Rookie Raccoons - Amy, Ashley, Chad, Dana, Derek, Emo, Fransisco, Jazz, Rebeccah

Veteran Vipers - Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Leshawna, Lindsay, Owen, Trent

Eliminated - Brad, Zoey


Turtle Dove will be coming out this weekend so I hope all of you can check it out! Here's some sneak peeks for Episode 4:

1. This episode will hold the most complex challenge of the whole story.

2. Bridgette and Gwen will have some bonding moments.

3. Along with DJ's current scenario with women.

4. There will be more sexual humor than usual.

5. Remember me mentioning another maid? She will be introduced in the next chapter.

Don't forget to check out the actual Total Drama Action finale tomorrow at 9/8 Central!

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