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304. Never decide to randomly quote Demotivational posters.
-The best leaders inspire by example; when that's not an option, brute force works pretty well too. (What I would guess is Megatron's personal motto.)
-Believe in yourself. Because the rest of us think you're an idiot. (Sideswipe's 'pep talk' to Skids.)
-Every man lives, but not every man truly lives only to die of sheer stupidity. (Oh Leo…when I said that should be your new catchphrase, I was kidding.)
-There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. (Prowl actually got a laugh out of that one.)
-Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is to just fire all of the unhappy people. (Galloway wouldn't go for it.) (But Optimus and Lennox thought it was funny.)
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (…I don't think this needs a comment…)
-It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face! (Simmons was less than impressed with my information.)
-When the going gets tough, the tough get going. *pause* The smart left a long time ago. (Tai's explanation to the Twins of their backup plan if the prank went wrong.)
-It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. (Okay, so maybe that didn't really help solve our problem-of-the-week…)
305. And along those lines, never put those posters in random Autobot or humans' offices.
-You'd think it would have gone over better with Simmons.
-At least Prowl liked his.
306. All horror movies must be approved by Optimus, Prowl, or Ratchet prior to watching them.
-And Red Alert is NEVER to see any of them for any reason at all.
307. When Wheeljack asks for volunteers to help him test his new machine, DO NOT VOLUNTEER.
-Run away. Very, very, very fast.
308. Never watch sad romance movies with your sparkmate.
-Sounds unnecessary?
-You try dealing with a crying Autobot!
309. These songs are now banned from the base:
-"Oogie Boogie Man" (For good reason…my processor hurts…)
-"Evilmania" and "When You're Evil" (Poor Red Alert is still in stasis.)
-Anything from LMFAO. Anything.
-"Elmo's Got A Gun" (Again, poor Red…and Ratchet almost killed Skids…)
310. "Kim Possible" is not to be watched when any of the more literal-minded 'bots are in the room.
-Sunny asked why I don't dress like that to fight Decepticons.
-I didn't think it was worth a response.
-But Prowl said I didn't need to dress like that to be sexy.
-I blushed.
-Sunny made a disgusted face and left.
311. "Kiss The Girl" is not to be sung whenever Sides and Arcee are in the same room.
-Ohhh they were upset.
-Especially during the bit "My oh my, looks like the boy's too shy…"
312. Never attach any Autobot's horn to their brake pedal.
-Oh Primus!
-Tai, that was BRILLIANT!
-I don't care if the Twins didn't think so!
313. When getting a ride from one of the Aerialbots, never say the following.
-"Look out! Vulture!"
-"Are we there yet?" (This actually applies to any Autobot.)
-"So, do you serve peanuts on this flight?"
-"WHAT? WHY NOT?" (If the answer to the previous question is no.)
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