In the Entrance Hall, we saw the beautiful doors to the Great Hall had "GENTLEMEN GO HERE" written on it and the ugly doors leading to the dungeons said "BITCHES THIS WAY." I couldn't believe how sexist that sexist idiot Ron was!
"This is sexist!" I yelled in an amazed voice.
"I don't know how we can get to Ron's office," said Draco sadly. "He's probably changed where everything is since he took over like Dumbledore did in our third year for no reason."
"Yeah," I said. "I guess I'll have to go with the other girls and you'll have to go with the boys. Maybe we can convince them to rebel against Ron and kill that sexist idiot for good this time!"
"Okay," said Draco, "but it'll be hard to convince the boys because most of them are probably sexist. It's worth a try, though."
I went down into the dungeons. I saw all the girls were wearing ugly gray micro bikinis and walking into the kitchen. Lucius was making them go by flailing them with a whip.
"Make food for the boys and maybe you won't get raped!" he laughed evilly.
"STOP!" I yelled bravely. "This is wrong and it's SEXIST!"
"Why it's Crystal Potter!" said Lucius, twirling his long blonde hair like a mustache. "I see you're not wearing a bikini like you're supposed to."
"I won't wear a bikini!" I yelled angrily.
"If you say so," said Lucius. He did a spell and I was nude!
"Okay, I'll wear a bikini!" I screamed as I tried to cover myself with my hands and the slutty girls like Pansy giggled.
"I thought you might change your mind," said Lucius in a mean voice. He did the spell again and I was wearing a bikini like the other girls. I started to cry and Hermione and Luna came up to comfort me. They had been forced to wear the bikinis too, making them look like sluts even though they weren't. Lucius laughed.
"Now you'll help the other girls make food for the boys," he said.
"When do WE eat?" I asked, feeling hungry.
"You get the boys' leftovers!" cackled Lucius. "They normally don't have any, but at least we have a system. Besides, girls get thinner when they don't eat!"
"That's sexist!" I yelled. Lucius just laughed his head off like he was crazy or something.
"I'll tell Ron we have you now," he said. "Voldie will be so happy to know we've captured the Chosen One!" Then he made us all go into the kitchen with his whip.