Computer Apocalypse
Chapter 21: Eggman's Lab
In a run down lab…
The Sonic Team has just woken up from sleep. They were trying to remember why they were in Eggman's lab…
"Oh yeah! It was the last day, and we all made it! So this must be what happens to us when we return!" Knuckles explained.
"How on Earth could you have figured that out when you couldn't even figure out that you're still naked?" Sonic asked.
"OH GOD!" Knuckles said as he shielded his family jewels with his hands.
"I don't mind…" Epsio said. Just then, Rouge kicked him in his family jewels.
"Jerk…" Rouge said angrily.
"Oh! Jealous Rouge?" Vector asked.
"Jerks…" Rouge sighed.
"UH!!! WHY DID ROUGE HAVE TO WEAR STEAL TOED BOOTS! OH GOD! I'M BLEEDING! Uh…" Espio said as he fell to the floor.
"Hah… that sucks…" Shadow said.
"You know what else sucks?" Knuckles asked.
"What?"
"YOUR EXISTANCE IN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG GAMES!" Knuckles shouted at Shadow. Shadow started crying.
"I'M GONNA GO JUMP IN MY BATHTUB WITH A TOASTER!!!" Shadow threatened.
"You okay Espio?" Big asked.
"Eh… the pain went away and all I feel now is pleasure…" Espio said as he jumped up to his feet.
"Good thing that's taken care of…" Big said.
"Wait, what the hell?" Amy asked incredulously at that disgusting comment.
"Wait a minute…" Vector said as he looked around the room, "Kurt isn't here…"
"Damn… that's right…" Espio said.
"Man… he was like a brother to me…" Big sighed. The three all huddled up crying their eyes out. That's when Espio placed his hands on their asses…
"Hehe… sweet…" Espio snickered.
"Hehe… sweet…" Amy said as she hid her camera.
"Wait, look! There's a letter from Eggman!" Cream said as she pointed to a letter by the TV. Sonic walked up to the note as he read it aloud to the group.
Dear Sonic and friends,
I have accidentally caused the end of this world along with my companion Charmy. A few days after I got rid of you, I made these micro mechanic bacteria that would be implanted and infecting everyone in the world, making them my own slaves and under my control. It worked, but soon after, me and Charmy were infected via the bacteria's evolution. As the bacteria evolved, many of the people now have turned into zombie like creatures with rotting muscle mass and no sense of thought. Since Charmy and I were one of the last people infected, we have a few days until we turn into one of them, and by the time you come out of the simulation, we'd be like them. So Charmy spent our last days making sure you guys get back safe and sound. There is no way you could reverse this so I have two requests for all of you: Go back into the simulation. And my final request: Bring me and Charmy with you. I beg for your forgiveness, and I swear that I would never do something like this again. I understand if you don't forgive me, but at least just bring Charmy, for I had converted him to being evil.
From Eggman
"Holy crap… Sonic said as he dropped the letter with tears in his eyes.
"Can't we just go get the Chaos Emeralds and use their powers to bring them back?" Cream suggested.
"Unless you want to go all Leon S. Kennedy style and fight through millions of zombies with nothing but a handgun and ten bullets, be my guest. I just know that it's best we follow Eggman's words." Espio stated coldly, which caused Cream to look down at the ground.
"And besides, the 7 Chaos Emeralds aren't Dragon Balls; we can't wish to reverse this with the power they bring us. We could only turn into Super versions of ourselves and kill more zombies…" Sonic added.
"Yeah, I guard them too, and I don't even know what they're supposed to do. Damn lack of plot in Sonic the Hedgehog games…" Knuckles sighed.
"Mobius…" Tails quietly sighed.
"Well Tails… work on the computer… we're going back in…" Sonic ordered.
"Yeah. Nowhere else to go…" Knuckles said.
"All right…" Tails sighed. Everyone in the room breathed silence as they stared tentatively at Tails working on the computer.
"Run Computer Apocalypse Simulation. Alter programming. Alter no tasks, no penalty. Alter time to infinite. Insert characters…" Tails said monotonously. He looked at Sonic.
"Add them in. Nothing worse then being brain-less for the rest of your life…" Sonic answered.
"All right… it's done…" Tails said.
"Eh… it can't be that bad." Sonic added.
"Yeah, we'd be immortal!" Tails said as he slowly turned into a green light then vanished. Sonic followed in terms of vanishing.
"Forever… immortal…" Knuckles said with tears in his eyes.
"That just means that our love will never die!" Rouge said happily as she hugged her lover.
"Just what I wanted…" Knuckles sighed as they vanished next.
"…That's… so beautiful!!" Vector cried, "I wonder when I'll have my lucky day?"
"Well Vector… my mom actually adopted me. She's still single…" Cream said.
"YES! Other than my fame, I have something else to look forward to!" Vector said as he vanished.
"Hah… that means our fame will last forever… eh Big?" Espio said.
"Hell yeah…" Big gloated as he pondered some thoughts, "OH GOD! FOREVER WITH BLAZE!"
"Hah… you and your messed up relationships make me laugh…" Espio said while laughing.
"It's not funny!" Big cried as Espio and Big vanished.
"Oh God! Back there where I got raped… FOREVER!!!" Shadow cried as he fell to the fetal position.
"WHAT!?!" Cream and Amy shouted together in astonishment.
"Yeah, on the lay day, my emo f-" Shadow tried to explain as the last three people vanished into thin air.