New chapter...not much to say...Except this is the time skip, yay!

'Sakura's thoughts'

'Inner Sakura'

'Anyone's thoughts'

"Talking"

"Whispering and talking"

'Sakura's instructions'


Babysitting and the Mission

5 Years Later

(Sakura is now 24, Itachi is 29)

Sakura held her two year old baby in her arms.

"Sachi, you are such a pain sometimes! Just like you father!" Itachi glared at this point. Sakura tried to hold him right again, but he kept squirming. "Do you want your father to hold you?" She asked him, finally.

"Yeah!" He said, happily. Sakura sighed and handed her black haired, green eyed baby to her husband. "Daddy!" 'I know who he favors...' 'Jealous?' 'Very much.'

"Sakura-chan, Sachi will be kept by Deidara and Tobi. We will be going on a mission." Itachi told her.

"What! When have I ever been allowed on a mission?"

"It is...a special mission...Since you are the only girls at this base, you will be a...present."

"What! So...I'm going to be a slave!"

"Well...kind of...There will be other girls there."

"...Is the target doing this for a competition?"

"Pretty much." Sachi looked between them.

"Mommy, unkie Dei-chan gonna wa'ch me?" Sachi asked in his cute voice.

"Yeah, honey, it seems so." Sachi smiled.

"Yay! Can I go see him?" Sakura nodded, and Itachi put him down. Sachi ran (falling down here and there) but managed to get to the blonde haired man.

"Hey, Sachi! C'mon, yeah!" Deidara picked up Sachi, and the two went off to play in Deidara's room.

"So...you are saying, I'm going to be a gift? What is the point of this mission?"

"It is a undercover assassination. You will be infiltraiting the targets base, and be sending us information, while Kisame and I will be hiding in the background, until you have found everything you need. Of course, we'll be helping too...It should take us a day or two to do this, and we must leave tonight."

"I understand, but how will I dress? A rich type girl, seductor, hooker, what?"

"You must look like a poor girl. We will say you are a poor girl being sold, but your beauty excels all others."

"How sweet. But, let me guess. I'm one of those rebel girls?"

"Pretty much. And I think it will come easy to you."

"Why?"

"This man is just like my foolish little brother."

"Really? Hot as Sasuke was. Though..I didn't really think he was hot after I turned...16?"

"He does have many fans..."

"I'll do it! I love making people like Sasuke suffer! Hopefully, he'll fall in love with me, and I'll crush his poor little heart! And, then slit his throat, and cut out his liver, and...and-" Sakura continued to think of ways to make the Sasuke clone suffer.

"You do know...He isn't Sasuke..." Itachi had a feeling of dread wash over him. 'Why do I feel like this mission will be a complete failure?'

"Right, right..." Sakura looked at Itachi with a look of pure evil. If Itachi wasn't...well...Itachi, he'd have probably went off running, while screamy bloody murder. Instead, he just gazed at her, non affected.

"Sakura-chan, why don't you go ahead and cook dinner? I'm going to go train with Sachi for a while."

"Okay...have fu-" Sakura was cut off with Itachi's mouth on hers. She felt his tounge licking her lips, asking for permission, that he knew would be granted. His tounge licked around her mouth, tasting her unique taste. He broke away from her, and began to trail kisses her neck. Getting stopped by her pesky collar, Itachi began to unbutton her white top. When it was completely unbuttoned, Itachi slid it away, and continued to kiss her neck, and trailing downward.

Which is what scarred poor Tobi for life, when he had come out to tell Sakura something.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!" Tobi (who had been recently taught (by the poor Deidara, Hidan, and Leader...) what people do in bed...Tobi had a "nice" sex educaton class...) screamed as loud as he could, thinking that they were going to go farther (and they probably would have too.).

"Err...well...s-sorry Tobi." Sakura apologized awkwardly, to the traumatised Tobi. He was in a fetal position, and sucking on his thumb, rocking back and forth, while mumbling inncoherent things.

"...Deidara-sempai...help...scarred...kissing...baby making...eyes burning..." Tobi mumbled. Sakura and Itachi looked at each other.

"Let's...just go." Itachi finally said. Sakura nodded, and the two left.

"So, when do we go on the mission?" Sakura asked Itachi, as she began to cook dinner.

"We leave after Deidara and Tobi are told how to take care of Sachi."

"I really don't trust them with our child. Deidara has watched him two hours at most and Tobi...God, I don't want to think about that."

"If we left Sachi with Tobi..."Itachi started.

"I don't know if we'd have a son left," Sakura finished.

"Exactly." The two sighed, thinking about how they had to leave their only child with two idiotic S-class criminals.

Sakura finished up the dinner, and called everyone to the table.And, the dinner was crazy. Kisame and Deidara kept fighting (using food, which was messy) Tobi was playing with Sachi, which made Sachi mad, so he continously threw food in Tobi's face. This caused Sakura to laugh, and Itachi to glare at Tobi, because he was making his son mad.

Finally, dinner was over and Kisame, Sakura, and Itachi were ready to leave.

"Okay now remember, Deidara, Sachi needs to be played with at least two hours a day, fed three times a day, snacks in between, read a story before bed, trained-"

"I get it, I get it, yeah! You left a list, yeah." Deidara pulled out a a paper filled with everything to know about taking care of Sachi.

"Yeah, Sakura-san, we can do it!" Tobi said happily. Sakura still didn't look convinced.

"We'll be back as soon as we can...but I swear to you..." Sakura glared at them. "Itachi will not only put you through the Tsukiyomi, but I will refuse to heal you. That is, if anything happens to my son..." Deidara and Tobi rapidly nodded.

"Okay then. We'll be off." Kisame told them, shoving out Itachi and Sakura.

"Bye Daddy!" 'See! He favors Itachi! WAHH!!!' 'It's alright, Saku-chan...Deidara still favors you.' 'Thank you...' "Bye mommy!" 'YES! I RULE!' '...pitful...'

"Bye, Sachi!" The three began travling to their destination, leaving Tobi and Deidara to take care of Sakura and Itachi's two year old child.

Deidara shut the door, and held Sachi in his arms.

"We're going to have so much fun, Sachi-chan, yeah!"

"Sure Unkie Dei-chan!" Sachi claped his hands. "Can we play with your aw'some clay?" He asked.

"Course, Sachi! C'mon, Tobi, yeah!" Tobi followed, happy about being able to help take care of Sachi.

The three went into Deidara's room, and Deidara got out some clay.

"Yay! Clay! Unkie Dei-chan can you make some fig'ines?"

"Sure, what type of figurine would you want me to make?"

"I want one of mommy and a we'sal"

"Sakura and a weasel? Is it because Itachi means 'Weasel'?"

"Yep! Mommy told me we'sals were her fav'rit an'mal, and when I asked why, she said 'cause that's what daddys name means."

"Well, okay then, yeah. I'll make you one." And everything was pretty good for the rest of the night, Deidara making clay statues, drawing and painting, and Tobi entertaining Sachi. So far, nothing bad had happened.


Sakura glared at Itachi again. She was in a line with four other girls, and why did she have to be the prettiest?

There was a girl with thick, red, curly hair and dull brown eyes. She was wearing an Emerald green V-neck style dress, that was supposed to look sexy...and matching emerald shoes, with jade bracelets and a matching jade necklace. She was smiling real big.

Then there was a country looking girl. She had short brown hair in braids, and bright brown eyes. She was wearing a red halter type shirt, ripped light blue jeans, brown boots, and a yellow choker necklace. She had a soft smile on.

The third girl looked like a punk. She had black hair, pulled into a spiky ponytail. dark green eyes, and a her mouth in a straight line. The girl was wearing a button down black shirt, that had cuffs, and a collar; a long dress shirt. She had on a black skirt, with lace on the edge, and fishnet on her legs. High black boots, with black laces, and a black leather belt. Plus a red tie, white skull: earrings, necklace, hair clip, and pin.

Then the last girl, who had wavy blonde hair, and two braids on the side of her face. She also had blue eyes, and a pink dress on. It had two thin straps, and a darker pink ribbon around the waist. Two elbow length gloves matched the ribbion, as did her shoes. Plus, she had a big bow on the side of her head, that matched the pink dress. She was smiling, showing off her pearly white teeth.

Sakura, though, was just wearing a bright blue, knee length skirt, that looked like it was wrapped around her. A white tank top, and silver boots. Plus, her hair was in a pony tail, and she had on a silver locket.

Sakura thought back to the conversation she had with Itachi.

Flashback

"Itachi, I thought you said I have to be poor!" Sakura exclaimed, holding up the outfit.

"That is a poor outfit. All you have to do is say that you made the skirt, your tank top isn't expensive, and the boots were your older sisters, before she died."

"And the locket?"

"Say it was your mothers locket that she got from your father as a birthday gift, but since they are dead, you kept the locket as a reminder."

"The skirt doesn't look like something I made..."

"Say it was an old blanket that you sewed together..."

"Fine."

End of Flashback

Sakura sighed for the upteenth time. Finally, the guy came out, and he looked just like Sasuke. If Sakura hadn't seen Sasuke be practically killed, she would suspect that to be him...

"Hello, ladies. I'm Hakaru, Hiroshi." 'Unselfish? His parents named him "Unselfish"? That's the exact opposite of what he is!' "And, I welcome you five girls here to my palace. I will pick one of you to be my wife, and my "gift" after one week. So, if you would, please introduce yourself, and tell me something about you, I'll appreciate it." 'He's supposed to be like Sasuke? I'll find out...' 'It's probably a rouse to make you think he is a great guy...' 'Yeah, probably.' Hiroshi pointed at the red haired girl.

"Hello, my name is Nasumi, Akako." 'Red huh?' 'Yep...'Aka' meaning red, and just a pointless ending of her name...' "I like cherries, the color jade, and emeralds. I work as a talk show host. I have one older sister, and two little sisters. Oh, and I'm 25 years old."

"Okay, thank you Akako-san. Next, you." He pointed to the blonde.

"Heehee...My name is Hiroboshi, Hana." 'I have a feeling her name means the second meaning.' 'You mean "favorite"? and not "flower"?' 'Yep. "favorite" is what her name means, I bet.' "I like strawberries, the color pink, and pearls. I am a model," At this she fliped her hair, "and I have three older sisters. Plus, my family makes clothes. We're very popular. And, I'm very young. 20 is my age."

"I see, Hana-san. Okay, next is you." It was the brown haired girl.

"My name Aiki, Kuniko." 'I guess her name fits her. "Country child" is what it means.' "I like fresh baked bread, the color forest green, and I like the wide open plains. I'm a farmer, and I have six older brothers, three younger brothers, two older sisters, and five younger sisters. I'm 23 years old."

"Wow, you have a big family, Kuniko-san." Hiroshi pointed at Sakura. "You next."

"I'm Uch- I mean Midoko, Suki. I like dango, the color red, and weasels. I work in the fields...umm...I used to have an older sister, and younger brother...but my family was...killed by bandits." There were several "that's so sad"s and "Oh, I'm so sorry"s "I'm 24 years old..."

"I see, I'm so sorry for you Suki-chan." 'Chan? What about san?' "Anyways, last but not least, you, with the black hair."

"I'm Heiki, Nami. I like vanilla ice cream, the color black, and spikes." 'Reminds me of Hidan...' "I am a waitress at a tea shop, and I have two older brothers. I'm 19 years old." Nami said in a complete monotone.

"I see, Nami-san. Well, you already know my name, so I'll skip to what I like. I like tomatos, the color navy blue, and I like to train. I am a retired assassin, and I have an older brother, but we don't talk anymore...I have always suspected that he killed my family." 'Wow, so much like Sasuke...This is going to be fun..' "You five girls will be staying here for the next week, until I choose to pick my gift, and wife. I will have my butler escort you in." Out walked Itachi. Sakura's eyes widened. He looked at her, and Sakura knew not to say anything. But she couldn't help looking him over. Boy, he looked hot in that black suit, with his hair pulled up into a high ponytail and his Sharingan turned off.

"I will escort you to your rooms." Itachi said.

"And what is your name?" Hana asked.

"Saiyuke. Last name is not important." He said shortly. Motioning for the girls to follow him, they began on their way. Sakura hung back, two girls behind him. He dropped them all off, except her.

"Saiyuke, huh? Nice name...Where is Kisame?" Sakura whispered at the end.

"He's a guard. Thank you. Your name was Suki, correct?"

"Yes. What is your plan?"

"We're helping infiltrait. Well, this is your room, Suki-sama."

"Thank you. We'll talk later, and I want to be called Sakura-sama next..."

"In your dreams. Have a nice night." Itachi left Sakura at her door. She walked in, and laid down on the bed. That's when she heard a knock on her door.

"Come in." Sakura called. In walked Hiroshi. "What can I do for you?"

"I wish for you to be my bride." He said bluntly. 'Same thing Sasuke would say.'

"I'm sorry...but I don't know you that well." 'And I'm married, and have a son.'

"It doesn't matter. You don't need to. You see, the reason I'm hosting this is because of how I can keep my fortune. I need a wife and a heir in the next year. My wife must be beautiful, and strong. Plus, can produce a good heir. I chose you."

"I'm...well...I don't know what to say...well...I do know what to say...but..."

"What is your answer?"

"Err...no. You see...you remind me of my ex-love. He's dead now, and well, you look just like him. And act like him..."

"I see...so because of how I act and look remind you of a failed relationsip, you will refuse my offer?"

"Umm...well...I have to know you better. So...ask me at the end of this week."

"Fine then." Hiroshi walked out, and Sakura sighed, annoyed. She turned in her bed, and fell asleep.


The next morning, Deidara and Tobi were woke up by a loud wail.

"Crap! Sachi, yeah!" Deidara ran into the babies room, and picked him up, rocking him back and forth.

"I...had..a nightmare." He sobbed. Right then Tobi ran in.

"What's wrong?"

"Tobi, get Sakura's list."

"Right away!" Tobi ran off, to retrieve her list. In the meantime, Deidara rocked Sachi back and forth, while saying comforting words.

Tobi ran back in, holding a cup of milk and can of baby food.

"Sakura-san said to make a cup of warm milk, and feed him banana baby food for nightmares. She said that it soothes him."

"Then give it here, yeah." Deidara took the cup, and Sachi drank it. Then Deidara gave him the banana baby food, and it was gone in five minutes. Rocking Sachi back and forth, he fell asleep, so Deidara put him back into his small bed. "Oh...man...I'm beat...yeah." Deidara sighed and turned to talk to Tobi, but saw he was gone.

"Deidara-sempai...we're in trouble..." Tobi said from the kitchen. Deidara walked over and saw Tobi looking at the list, with shaking hands.

"Why, yeah?" Tobi pointed out something. Deidara read it, and paled.

"Oh crap." It had said 'Make sure Sachi is awake by 8:00 in the morning. As soon as he gets up, bathe him, then feed him, unless he had a nightmare. After everything is done, take him out to train. This is essential to his routine.' It was already 10:30 in the morning.

"We need to bathe him, yeah! Tobi, you fill the bath, while I wake him up!" Tobi nodded, and looked at the list, to see what Sakura put for the bath instructions. 'Make the bath a little hot, but nothing too hot. Put your hand in, and if it feels hot, put more cold water in the tub. The bath water should be up to the small black line that I drew on there. Put one lid full of bubble solution in the water, and mix it with your hand. Put two lids of the special baby lotion into the water as well. DO NOT MIX IT! Let it flow around him. This softens his skin.' Tobi nodded and set out to do it.

Unfortunatly, when he got there, he dropped the list into the running water. 'Oh no!' Tobi got it out before there was too much damage...but the whole bath preparing section was ruined, and he couldn't make out anything. 'Okay, got to do this from memory.' Tobi began to fill the tub to the black line. 'Okay, now it said to not mak the water too cold...something about putting my hand in to test it.' Tobi did, and thought the water was just right (of course he forgot the part that he had gloves on...) Tobi then got out the lotion and bubbles. 'Okay, it said to add one lid of lotion and mix it, while adding two lids of bubbles and not mixing them!' But, when Tobi poured the bubbles into the lid, it got slippery, and he dropped the bottle into the water. 'Oops...' He fished it out, and noticed that the bottle was empty. 'Sakura-san won't be happy about that.' Tobi put the lotion in right, though. 'One lid...or was it two...No...it was one.' He mixed it up, and decided that the bath was ready. "The bath is ready, Deidara-sempai!"

"About time! C'mon, Sachi-chan, yeah." Deidara dropped him into the water, after undressing him. "Okay, any directions on how to wash him?" Tobi scanned the paper, that was drying.

"Yeah, here." 'Put a quarter sized of shampoo in your hand, and massage it GENTLY into his scalp. Cup water in you hands, and pour it over his head. Massage his head again, and then lean him back into the water, letting the shampoo wash out. Put the soap onto a washcloth, and gently wash his body. Take another cup full of water, and pour it on his body to wash the soap off.' The guys tried to do it, and did it, but not so perfectly. Water splashed everywhere, Deidara got soap in his eye, Tobi fell into the water, and Sachi laughed at them, having a grand time.


Sakura sighed again. She was standing in line with the other four girls. And it was so hard! Kisame was facing her, guarding the doors, and making funny faces, usually making fun of Itachi. Who, was standing beside Hiroshi. But it seemed like he knew what Kisame was doing, as he continued to frown.

Sakura had to bite her lip to keep from laughing. Kisame had stuck out his tounge at Itachi, behind his back, after Itachi had glared at Sakura, secretly telling her to keep it together.

"Why am I here?" Hiroshi asked Itachi. Itachi had to keep from glaring at him. He reminded him of his brother so bad, that he wasnted to kill him. Plus it wasn't helping when Kisame was making fun of him, and almost making Sakura lose it.

"Hiroshi-sama, you are here to make the girls do a talent show." Itachi grounded out.

"Oh yeah, thanks Saiyuke." Hiroshi faced the girls. "We will be having a talent show. Each one will do something, and you have until 7:00 tonight to prepare. Get everything you need, while I go and train. Dismissed." Sakura nodded, and the girls flew out of the room. She ran straight to her room, and began throwing things on the bed. 'What to do? What to do? Let's see, I have to prepare fast...The rest of this time will be used for the mission.' 'Well...what can you do?' '...I don't know...' 'You learned to draw from Sai...' 'I miss Sai...but you are right...he did teach me some things...' 'Or you could sing.' 'No. Probably the other girls will do that. I'll paint a picture, or something...' 'Fine, let's go do our mission now.' 'Right, let's get some info!'

Sakura snuck out of her room, and began creeping around, making sure no one could find her. After a while, she found some important rooms, holding vital documents. Sakura got into one of the room, and looked through some of the documents, looking for anything of importance. She found a few documents, but not enough for an assassination. 'Nothing about the Akatsuki...' Sneaking out of the room, Sakura kept the documents, and ran back to her room. There, she looked at the time and saw it was already 6:00. 'I need to work on my talent...' She got out a sketch book and began to draw. Soon, her simple drawing of a person (just happens to be a bloody ANBU) turned into a masterpiece. 'Wow, I'm good.' Realizing the time, Sakura dashed out of her room, an ran to the dining room, where they would be preforming.

Running in the door, Sakura was a minute late.

"Now, since everyone has got here, let's begin. First up Akako." Hiroshi pointed at her, and Akako smiled, getting up to do whatever.

"I'm going to be singing. The song is called..."Everytime We Touch" by Cascada." Akako began to sing...and it was okay, but nothing too good.

"Okay, thank you. Next is Hana." Hana came up to the stage, and smiled prettily.

"I'm also going to be singing, but dancing as well. I'll be singing "Hollerback Girl" by Gwen Stefani." Hana began to sing, and Sakura thought it was awful. She couldn't hit the notes at all. So, to avoid being rude, Sakura used chakra to plug her ears.

"Umm...okay then. Next is Kuniko."

"H-hello. My talent is...actually baking...but...I don't have an oven, so I'm going to sing." Kuniko took a deep breath. "I'll be singing "Memories" by Within Temptation." Kuniko sang the song perfectly, and was a great singer. Better than anyone.

"Okay, nicely done. Next is Suki." Sakura came up to the stage, and pulled out her drawing book.

"I'll be drawing instead of singing." Sakura picked up a pencil, and drew quickly. 5 minutes later, there was a weasel holding cherry blossoms in his hand. Surprisingly, the weasel had red eyes, with small black commas in them.

"Very nice, Suki. Last but not least is Nami."

"I'll be throwing knifes for my talent." Nami said, sitting up a target. Getting out five knifes, Nami threw them, and nailed them in the center of the target. Taking them out, she turned around, so her back was facing the target, and Nami threw them again. Also nailing them in the target.

"Great job. Well, since this is over, I'll annouce the winner."


Deidara dried his hair, and watched as Sachi ate his dinner. After luch, Sachi got messy again and they had to wash him up, getting the guys wet again.

"Sachi, don't you dare get messy again, yeah!" Sachi smiled at him.

"Okie dokie, unkie Dei-chan!"

"C'mon, Sachi, eat up!" Tobi said trying to feed him his green beans.

"But...I don't wanna!" Deidara and Tobi sighed.

"Don't you want to be strong like your father?" Tobi asked again.

"But daddy is stronger than anyone...'cept mommy. Wanna know a secret?"

"Sure, yeah." Deidara replied.

"I've seen mommy make daddy scared. Like this one time, mommy was upset, and daddy began to shake like he was cold. When I asked him why he was cold, daddy said that mommy scared him."

"Really?" Tobi didn't think anything about it, well it was a little shocking but Tobi was not thinking too much about it.

On the other hand, Deidara was pondering on it, and trying to figure out how to use this information agaisnt Itachi, and get something good out of it.

"Now, Sachi eat your vegetables." Tobi scolded. Sachi stuck his tounge out at Tobi, and picked up his food, throwing it into Tobi's face. This started the messy food fight.


"The winner is Suki!" Sakura gasped, then frowned. 'It shouldn't be me. It should Kuniko or Nami.' Sakura walked up, and accepted the flowers and small amount of money.

"Thank you...but I really don't think I should be getting this. I think this should go to someone a lot better than me, like Kuniko or Nami." Sakura nodded and continued anyways. "I only learned how to draw because of my old friend...unfortunatly he died a while back. His name was Sai...he was really special to me, and he taught me how to draw." Sakura got off the stage, and saw Itachi glaring at Hiroshi. Kisame was also glaring.

'Glad to know they are so protective...' 'Yeah. Hey, I wonder how our son doing?' 'You make it sound like we are married...but whatever. I don't know. But I have a feeling that Sachi isn't hurt, but Deidara and Tobi are...' 'I dread coming home to see what the base looks like.' 'I know...' Sakura exited to her room, and laid down on her bed. 'I wanna go home.' Just then, someone knocked on her door.

"Come in." Sakura called. In walked Itachi. "Ita-I mean Saiyuke!" Itachi nodded.

"I'm on break. We need to talk."

"Why, what's wrong?"

"Not that type of talk. We need to talk about the mission." Sakura noded.

"Have you two found anything?"

"Yes, a lot. What about you?"

"These files." Sakura showed him the files. Itachi looked through them.

"I see...okay...this is good information. I think we have enough proof..."

"Proof of what?"

"That he used to be an assassin for Akatsuki assassinations."

"I see. So do we take him out?"

"Yes. That is your job. Do it how ever you wish. Spare the girls, and do this tonight. Kisame and I will be waiting for you." Itachi got up, and turned on his Sharingan. "Meet us outside when you are done."

"Right." Itachi dissapeared, and Sakura crept out of her room, heading towards Hiroshi. But she got stopped. By Hana.

"You wench! I know he likes you, and you two are seeing each other! Well, let me tell you, girl, leave him alone! He's mine!"

"I don't want him. I'm married and have a son."

"So you're cheating on your husband, how awful!"

"No, my husband knows where I am, and what I'm doing. My husband was the butler, Saiyuke...but his name is actually Uchiha, Itachi."

"What? Yeah right. You are such a liar."

"Hana, I am not this Suki girl. My name is Uchiha, Sakura. I'm in the Akatsuki, and I'm here to assassinate Hiroshi. If you get in my way, I'll kill you." 'You sound like Gaara.' ' I know, but that is such a cool line to say!'

"Yeah right, you weak little girl." Sakura, annoyed, shoved Hana out of the way and continued to Hiroshi's room. "I don't think so!" Hana charged at her, but Sakura jumped up, dodging the weak attempt.

"My turn. I warned you." Sakura made a chakra filled fist, and punched the ground, making a tremor go towards Hana.

"Ahhh! HELP!" Sakura punched the girl in the jaw, hearing a sick crack, as her jaw broke. "Oww..." She sobbed.

"You either leave, or I will give you much more pain." Sakura threatend. Hana nodded, and went running. That's when Sakura saw something sick. Out of nowhere, Hana's head flew off. It had been chopped off.

"Nice try, Sakura." Hiroshi said. "Sorry, but I never liked her. Now let us fight, Uchiha, Sakura."

"How do you know me?"

"Well, I had a couple of clues. Pink hair is one of them. Another is your reaction to the guard and butler. You looked at them fondly. That tipped me off. But what gave it away was when I was coming down the hallway, and hearing you talk." Hiroshi faced her.

"Okay, let's begin." The two charged at each other, Sakura with her chakra filled fist, and Hiroshi with his knifes.

Sakura rolled to the left, as Hiroshi threw a knife at her. 'Fish line attached.' Sakura punched the ground, making the ground split. Hiroshi charged at her, jumping over the ground. Sakura also jumped up, and sent chakra to her leg, jump kicking him. He flew back into a wall. She then charged at him, punching his face with her monsterous strength. His nose broke.

"You...I'll kill you." Hiroshi told her.

"No, you won't." Sakura took his knife, and slit his throat. "Done. Mission accomplished." Sakura jumped out of the nearby window, and met with Itachi and Kisame, who were all ready to leave.

"Let's go." Itachi nodded, and the three took off, heading to their home.


Deidara sighed, ploping himself on his bed. "Ahh...I want to sleep. I never want to babysit again." Deidara said, too tired to even put his traditional "yeah" on his setence. Before he knew it, Deidara was sleeping, having nightmares of a two year old terror.

In Sachi's sleep, he smiled.


The morning came too earily to Deidara as he heard Sachi yelling.

"Go back to sleep, Sachi, yeah." Deidara yelled.

"He can't, Deidara. It's past 8:00." Deidara heard a voice tell him. 'Sakura...yay...' Deidara passed back out.

"I think he's tired. Sachi-chan, did you wear out Deidara?"

"We had fun, mommy!"

"I bet you did..." Sakura said looking around, while holding her child. "I bet you did..." The bathroom was a mess, kitchen had food all over the walls and floor, and everywhere else was just messy.

"I'm taking him to train, see you later Sakura-chan. Oh, good job on the mission." Itachi said, carrying out their son.

"Thanks. Now time to clean." Sakura smiled, seeing the peacefully sleeping Deidara and Tobi.

She walked out smiling more (and somewhat evilly), loving her son because of how much he put the guys through. They had each said,

"I hate babysitting."


This is the new chapter, I hope it's okay...I really have no clue about the next chapter...though I think sadly this story will be coming to an end soon...probably by the 25th chapter, or 30th, depending on my ideas for it...

If you have a chapter idea, you want me to do, put it in a review...If I like it, I will do it, probably...

Well, thanks for reading. Review if you please (though I would like it)