Ohkay, this has turned into a crossover story xD Oh, and I don't own Final Fantasy X-2 or any of its characters :3
Beware, Reno swears once, at the very end ;D
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April Fool's Day and a new girl equalled good, clean fun for Reno.
Unfortunately, he had no clue how capable this new girl was.
This new girl, who happened to hate alarm clocks screaming early in the morning. Especially 12 of them.
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Paine turned on her side, deep in her sleep. Dreams clouded her mind, unnaturally cheerful, considering the horrible day that was beginning to dawn. April Fool's Day. It hated her as much as she hated it.
Two minutes later, the dreaded ringing began to pierce through her ears, signalling the fact that it was 5 am. Every ten seconds, another tune would sound, louder than the first, until Paine could no longer ignore the irritation.
Alarm clock after alarm clock, she threw them at the wall, swearing and cursing to herself as she dug through her wardrobe to find an alarm clock that ended up being buried under layers of her underwear.
Ten minutes later, she was fully satisfied that all the clocks had been silenced. Her mind, however, had not been.
Whoever did this was going to pay dearly.
And she was sure that there was only one person she had met who would ever consider pulling off a prank like this.
The guy who'd been going on about April Fool's Day since the moment she met him. Yesterday.
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Paine had never liked guys that were up themselves and full of patronizing comments. But in this case, she was thankful that he had told her where he lived. She just hoped that at 5:30 in the morning, he'd be fast asleep.
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Reno's apartment was as messy as it was tiny, which was never good. Rubbish littered the floor in piles that reminded her of termite mounds-and most of them were empty beer cans. In fact, she was surprised to see no blood-cuts seemed inevitable in a place like this. He'd probably made up a map of the house, and was now used to the routes. That must've been it. Paine had to tread carefully to find the bathroom.
When she'd finally emerged without a single scrape, Paine peered around the cluttered bathroom, past the countless pill packets and, oddly, the fluffy pink towel hung up, until she found a small bottle of shampoo.
Grinning mischievously, Paine took the bottle of silver hair dye from her pocket. She knew how much long, red-haired men loved their hair.
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"La-la-la-la...La-la..." Reno wrapped his fluffy pink towel around his lanky body and exited his small shower. As usual, he dried himself and headed straight for his best friend-the mirror.
Only this time, his best friend was his worst enemy.
"Holy mother of shit faced Sephiroth's!!!"
The mirror cracked.
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Hope you enjoyed! ^_^ No more updates for a week or two. Camping tomorrow ;P