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O.o don't look at me like that I'm sane.

Or am I?!

"I... am here!" Xeala said as she panted her way into the classroom.

"It's about time," Sakura said, crossing her arms.

"You're almost as late as the teacher, Xeala," Naruto complained, then brought a stool-like-item over to the door and wedged a chalkboard eraser in the door.

"OMG NARUTO YOU ROCK I SO WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!" Xeala said happily.

"Naruto, our Sensei is an elite jounin, do you really think he'll fall for something like that?" Sasuke asked, his head resting on his hands.

"Well it serves him right for being late Sasuke!" Xeala said and slapped him in the back of the head.

"Xeala you were almost as late as whoever our teacher is!" Sakura yelled at her. Footsteps echoed.

"SHH HE'S COMING!" Xeala said, then hid under the desk Sasuke was sitting at. A hand opened the door.

"Sasuke did it hit him?" Xeala asked quietly. Sasuke nodded his head. Xeala hurray-ed under the desk.

"...My first impression of this group..." a voice said, "you're all a bunch of idiots."

"I'M NOT IDIOT MAY I STATE! I AM A VERY INTELLIGENT BEING!" Xeala jumped out from under the desk and pointed at him.

"..."

"..."

"I declare you as the most idiotic." The jounin said. Xeala sat down defeated. "Hmm.. Well, we'll go outside." The jounin said, then turned around and walked out.

"Wait! Question!" Xeala yelled after him as the others followed, "How does your hair defy gravity like that!?"

"..."

"Please excuse our, ruder... friend..." Sasuke said and elbowed Xeala's side.

"Ow..." Xeala said, then continued following them unhappily. So eventually, this white-hair-defying-gravity-and-mask-over-face man stopped on a little ledge type thing overlooking the city.

"Alright," the man said sitting on a rail, the rest sat down on a step-type thing, "why don't you introduce yourselves? One at a time..."

"Introduce ourselves? Well... what are we supposed to say?" Sakura asked like the whore she is. UGH. SAKURA IT'S CALLED INTRODUCING YOURSELF! HAVE YOU NEVER DONE IT BEFORE!? Xeala thought and glared at Sakura out of the corner of her eye.

"Things you like, things you hate, dreams for the future, hobbies... things like that." The man said. He still didn't tell us his name... ::growl::

"Why don't you tell us stuff first? I mean before we talk tell us about you so we can see how it's supposed to work..." Naruto said, sitting between Sasuke and Xeala (probably for the better...), Sakura on the other side of Sasuke.

"Me?" The man replied, YES YOU YOU COMPLETE BUFFOON MY GOD I HATE YOU ALREADY! Xeala thought, "I'm Kakashi Hatake," BINGO! THERE'S YOUR NAME! "Things I like and things I hate... mm I don't feel like telling you that." The group looked up like DUDE NO FAIR, "My dreams for the future... never really thought about it," This dufus is going to doom us all... "As for my hobbies, I have lots of hobbies," he finished. The group had now formed a bit of a circle.

"That was totally useless all he really told us was his name..." Sakura said, Naruto nodded with a mmhmm.

"Okay, you're turn," Kakashi crossed his arms, "you on the left, you first."

"Wait does that mean me? Or him?" Xeala said pointing to herself.

"...why not you?"

"OH YEAH! Okay, I'm Xeala... I like food, fighting, beating people in anything, excelling, kicking Sasuke's ass, killing peop-OOPS... um... well yes killing is fun, I hate whores, sluts, girls who don't get off of some guy even though they know he doesn't have any ounce of interest in them whatsoever, people who want to kill or hurt someone who's my friend, the person who killed my family and loved ones when I was little, my hobbies are cooking, eating, fighting, kicking ass, winning, and being lazy, and my dreams... well I don't have any," Xeala finally finished, everyone about to fall asleep.

"That must be a record, Xeala you've beaten me in something," Sasuke said from next to Naruto.

"YOU WANNA FIGHT EMO BOY!?" Xeala glared and held her fist up.

"No fighting! We're a team! We are to work as one! NO FIGHTING!" Kakashi said sternly, Xeala slowly lowered her fist, glaring at Sasuke the entire time the group introduced itself, which I don't feel like typing, and as Sasuke finished his introduction, Xeala started giggling.

"Well Sasuke you're gonna have to stop being emo and get busy!" Xeala laughed, rolling back and forth on the cement, as Sasuke's face turned completely red, along with Sakura, Naruto, and what you could see of Kakashi's face, although the reason they turned red is a mystery to me. After... recovering... Kakashi spoke again.

"Good! You're each unique and you have your own ideas. We'll have our first mission tomorrow."

Naruto, for some reason, put his hand up to his head like a salute, "What kind of mission are we going to have!?"

"It's a task, that the four of us will do together," Kakashi said, Xeala still rolling and giggling in front of everyone on the cement.

"Xeala you're getting awfully close to the ed-...never mind" Sasuke said as Xeala rolled off the side of the platform, still laughing. Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto all jumped up and ran to look over the side.

"I'M OKAY!" Xeala said from a tree branch, of which had positioned itself through her right shoulder to hold her up, "JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET DOWN!"

"You three stay here!" Kakashi said and disappeared.

"...is she gonna be okay? I mean she rolled straight off the platform without noticing, what kind of ninja does that!?" Sakura laughed boastingly.

"A GOOD ONE." Sasuke barked at Sakura, who immediately stopped laughing and looked down at her feet. Moments later, Kakashi appeared back on the platform.

"She... seems to be okay..."

"Hurray..." Sasuke replied.

"How is she okay sensei!? That branch was completely through her shoulder!" Sakura asked surprised.

"...well... I don't think she wants you to know if she didn't tell you," Kakashi said.

Down at the bottom of the platform...

"I HAVE TO GET BACK UP THERE ON MY OWN!?" Xeala stamped her foot, then started climbing a few hundred stairs. Around stair number 10... "YOU STINKING STAIRS YOU'RE SO LONG I HATE YOU JUST STOP BEING SO EVIL ALREADY!" Xeala continued climbing the stairs, cursing at them every chance she could, and by the time she got up to the platform, no one was there, just a bird resting on the rail, seemingly paying her no mind. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Xeala screamed, and the bird turned around like WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?! "Wait a minute..." Xeala cocked her head to the side, "there's no yellow and pale bird here that has black around it's eyes, the only thing I've ever seen with that is," the bird poof-ed, "Deidara," Xeala crossed her arms.

"Well, you've picked a good spot to go to, completely unnoticeable." Deidara said, sitting down against one of the railings.

"HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP FINDING ME?"

"Easily, you see there's a tracker in your bloodstream, so we just follow that, it's fairly easy to find," Deidara said seemingly happy.

"...YOU PUT A TRACKER IN ME!?" Xeala screamed at him.

"I'm kidding."

"Good, you'd better have been,"Xeala crossed her arms.

"Or was I?" Xeala growled loudly, "okay yeah, I was kidding, but yeah, what are you doing?"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Have you done anything...yeah..."

"Um... let's see... I'm technically a ninja, our leader dude is Kakashi Hatake, he's got creepy white hair it defies gravity..."

"...I know... and that's not good, so I'm guessing you think you'll pass all the missions with flying colors, yeah Well that's completely wrong, yeah, the first mission is the hardest if you don't know what he's supposed to mean, he's very tricky, yeah,"

"Well I don't care! I'm gonna rock this village to the ground!" Xeala said, making an air guitar motion. Deidara laughed.

"Don't rock it down too hard, and you better make sure no one knows you're in Akatsuki, and be very, very, careful around Kakashi... yeah?"

"Fine! God you people don't leave me alone I swear I'll come back there and blow up the HQ," Xeala said and began walking back down the stairs.

"That's my job," Deidara said, then transformed back into the bird and flew off. Xeala watched the bird-Deidara fly off, then stuck her tongue out like an immature little child, and kept walking down the stairs. In the distance, a Naruto was seen walking, a few hundred feet behind a Sasuke.

"AHA!" Xeala started sprinting, then elbowed Naruto in the stomach as she passed him, then ran towards the side of the road, jumped on the top of a box, and soared over Sasuke's head, who didn't notice until she landed an inch in front of him, "TADA!"

"OMIGOD." Sasuke grabbed his chest like he was having a heart-attack.

"SCAREDY-CAT!" Xeala pointed at him, then, using her two forefingers, flicked him on the head.

"O.o... why did you do that?" Sasuke asked, now on the ground holding his heart with one hand.

"...DO WHAT?" Xeala asked, realizing the stupid act she just did.

"YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME," Sasuke glared up at her.

"Oh that! Well be thankful you didn't end up like the tangerine!" Xeala pointed to Naruto crippled on the ground.

"...you're a monster..." Sasuke said, then landed a punch into Xeala's stomach.

"Oh you're asking for it now Uchiha boy," Xeala clutched her stomach, then kicked Sasuke in the shin, and he stumbled back into a food stand, "See you at home, Uchi-NOT!" Xeala yelled, then straightened her back, running home.

Next morning...

"NARUTO SASUKE BREAKFAST!" Xeala said, ringing a cow bell she must have gotten from some run-down place.

"...Xeala we're not supposed to eat breakfast today, Kakashi said we'll throw up," Naruto said rubbing his head as he walked out of the bedroom.

" ::shrug:: fine, I've been eating breakfast and training harder than the jounins here and I've never thrown up..." Xeala said, hoarding all of the food onto her plate.

"...Maybe I'll have a little..." Naruto said, watching her eat all the food.

"No no! Don't want you to throw up!" Xeala said, ripping a piece of bread in two and munching it loudly. Naruto moaned and picked up an orange bag that had somehow come to pass without Xeala noticing, which was leaning on a wall. Moments later, Sasuke walked out of the room, first checking to make sure no ambush was waiting for him, with a dark blue bag on his shoulder.

"What's with the purses?" Xeala asked, finished eating.

"Kakashi said to bring out ninja gear today," Sasuke said stoutly.

"Ooh, and this is the same person who said not to eat food either!" Xeala remarked, then hopped out of the chair and walked over, picking her backpack up off the floor. "Well, let's go."

"Xeala you didn't paint your legs today," Naruto said.

"Yep."

"Why?"

"Cuz I don't need to. Those were chains to my life as an underling to ninjas, of which I now am so I don't need to paint the chains on my legs anymore.

"What's that red thing on you're ankle? It looks like some sort of circle... type thing..." Naruto asked, pointing to Xeala's inside left ankle. Xeala looked down.

"...just... don't worry about it..." Xeala said, then rubbed her ankle, seemingly upset.

"Well, there's a mission today so let's go!" Naruto said, punching up into the air and walking out of the house. Xeala looked over at Sasuke, who was giving her the 'Kill me now please' look.

"You ready for torment? Happy joy time ends now," Xeala said.

"There hasn't been a happy joy time for a long time," Sasuke looked down, his bangs falling to cover his face.

"Oh come on, if you're that sad just talk about it! Talking helps! Hell, I'm almost exactly the same as you? You know why I don't have a last name? Cuz it wouldn't matter anymore. I wasn't even registered as born in my family, my old village, they wouldn't be able to look me up if they tried, and they're not even existent anymore. But you know what Sasuke, you don't see me moping around about it do you? I go on with my life. I don't have parents or anything. I did. For what? Two, three years? It doesn't matter anymore. It's all in the past. Come on, it'll be a better day! Just stop being so emo!" Xeala said and walked over, grabbing Sasuke's face and making him smile, which he merely shook off.

"You still don't get it."

"You know what Sasuke. You don't get it. Not me. I understand it perfectly. I've joked around the person who destroyed everything for me. I can live with it. You need to learn to, and you know what else Sasuke, you don't know as much as you think. You need to grow up and stop being a spoiled little child who doesn't know what he's talking about when he acts emo. You don't know what the real meaning of sad is. Sure, you're upset. I can understand that. But you know what else? You're stupid. Stupid and reckless. You're stopping at nothing to do what? Kill Itachi?! He's an old stupid bastard who did things for reasons you don't know. He's gone though! He's not coming back. And if you let him control you the way you do, you're going to be destroyed by it. You have to get over it!" Xeala threw him against the wall, grasping his collar angrily, "He is going to DESTROY YOU! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT!" Xeala dropped Sasuke, who was just staring at her a bit scared.

"...Xeala..."

"No. You know what Sasuke. Shut up. Talk to me when your head is clear." Xeala started walking out of the house. Sasuke's eyes dropped to her ankle, and the shoe fabric moved off of the red on it, revealing a red and black heart with barbed wire through it, bleeding from each barb's penetrating point. Sasuke stared, then looked back up, where Xeala was glaring straight at his face.

"...you..."

"Yeah. I'm broken too." Xeala hissed, then walked out of the house completely. UH. THESE PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID! THEY ARE SO FUCKING STUPID! I'LL HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL! ...damn! DAMN! DAMN! Xeala stomped her way to the training ground, then instead of standing with Sakura and Naruto, sat under a tree.

"Kill them all..." Xeala said as her eyes closed heavily.

OKAY MUCHO HAPPY CHAPTER RIGHT!? LOLOL OKAY REVIEW OR DIE!! HAHAHA!