PART 7! Almost done! Read on!

From RockPrincess410-san to the Princes of Seigaku, Hyoutei, Rikkai, and Shitenhouji:

Dear Tezuka,
Will you EVER get rid of your stoic personality? And will you let me call you "Tezu-chan"?

Tezuka K.: No, and I refuse.

Fuji S.: Aw, come on, Tezuka. You're no fun.

Tezuka K.: So as to not let my guard down.

Fuji S.: Ara, isn't that Chitose's imouto, Miyuki-chan?

Tezuka K.: WHAT? WHERE?

Echizen R.: So Buchou does have feelings...

Kikumaru E.: I didn't expect him to like younger girls, nya!

Momoshiro T.: Buchou let his guard down! Look, he's red!

Tezuka K.: Inui, you have full permission to experiment on them until they die.

Oishi S.: That's too harsh!

Inui S.: It's not prudent to deny the obvious, Tezuka.

Tezuka K.: ...

Fuji S.: Since he's not functioning properly anymore, feel free to call him whatever you please. Any objections, Tezu-chan?

Kawamura T.: You're in the clear! Take advantage of it before he tells you to jog to hell and back!

Dear Atobe,
Can you stop calling yourself "Ore-sama"?

Atobe K.: When Ore-sama feels that it is not necessary to make clear the fact that Ore-sama is superior!

Oshitari Y.: Let's face it; he surrounds himself with people "below" him just so he can act high-and-mighty.

Ootori C.: He boosts his own ego without any of it making any sense.

Shishido R.: To put it bluntly, he's an ass.

Dear Niou,
Have you ever cross-dressed for pulling off a prank?

Niou M.: WHOA. No one's ever done anything to deserve THAT kind of punishment, and neither have I.

Marui B.: I think that doesn't classify as a prank, but rather as a hybrid of public humiliation and a blindness epidemic.

Kirihara A.: Blindness?

Niou M.: Think, brat. No one wants to see a fourteen-year-old guy in drag. They'd prefer gouging their eyes out, hence the blind.

Kirihara A.: Oh. I didn't think they'd need to gouge their eyes out to go blind. I think looking at your hideousness would be enough to do that.

Jackal K.: Stop talking to them, Akaya, you're starting to sound like them.

Dear Momo,
Will you please irritate Kaidoh for me?

Kaidoh K.: ...what? Why...?

Momoshiro T.: 'Cuz they understand that you're an indecent human being that doesn't deserve peace of mind!

Kaidoh K.: That's what you think, Peach Ass*, but why would they...?

Momoshiro T.: I dunno! Don't ask me! Maybe you killed their cat or kicked their dog or something.

Kaidoh K.: ...!

Inui S.: Momo, Kaidoh loves animals almost more than tennis. He's probably gone into a state of shock that you suggested he'd harm or kill one. Good job sending him into erratic sob fest.

Momoshiro T.: Uh... Um... Well, I made him cry! I did what she asked and kinda sorta "irritated" him to tears! It counts!

Dear Shiraishi,
Why do you scare Kintarou with your "Poison Arm"?

Shiraishi K.: Woman, do you know what he'd be capable of if we didn't have a control over him?

Tooyama K.: I know what I'd do! I'd play tennis the awesomest way EVER and I'd be unstoppable!

Chitose S.: If he ever reached the ocean in his unchained state, he'd probably be the cause of the Apocalypse.

Dear Yagyuu,
How do you put up with Niou's antics?

Yagyuu H.: Simply put, I don't. I've seen him do enough damage that I've grown to be a bit insensitive about it. I will try to do damage control when necessary, usually with cases involving Akaya or girls who were unlucky enough to be made victims of Niou-kun's pranks.

Yukimura S.: Yes, and you're doing a bang-up job, Mr. Watchdog. I hope you continue to do so in the future.

Kirihara A.: ACK!

Jackal K.: NIOU!

Marui B.: MY CAKE!

Niou M.: Puri.

Sanada G.: TARUNDORU!

Yagyuu H.: I cannot be held responsible as I was speaking with the man in charge.

Dear Marui,
How do you manage to stay SUPER THIN even after eating sugary stuff?

Marui B.: Are you calling me fat?

Jackal K.: Calm down! Maybe she's asking about the secret to your success!

Marui B.: Tch. I only eat sweets and sugar when I'm playing a game and need a boost or I know I'll play it off later. I'm not fat, I'm at a healthy average for my age and weight according to the BMI Index**! Now stop talking to me!

Kirihara A.: Sempai, can I go with you for cake?

Marui B.: Sure! Let's go! Thanks for the mail, by the way!

*Peach Ass: Momo and Shiro mean 'peach' and 'white' separately. The word for 'ass' is Shiri, so Kaidoh's making fun of his name.

**I actually did look it up from a reliable source, and Marui weighs healthily. (Though he's very close to the overweight margin...)

Two more to go, and they're one-liners! WHOOP!